You’ll Be Happy to Know That the Yankees, Half Game Out of a Wildcard Spot, Are Not Giving Up Hope
I’ll admit, my baseball fandom is largely driven by jealousy and hatred. That’s just how it goes when you live in Kansas City. But it’s pretty easy to hate the sense of entitlement associated with the Yankees, and you rarely have to resort to straw men.
Today, Bob Klapisch of Fox Sports has what is termed a “Fox Exclusive” story on the Yankees entitled, “Bronx Bombers Not Giving Up Hope.” It details Alex Rodriguez’s struggles, and terms the middle of the lineup with A-Rod and Texeira “a black hole of automatic outs.” They are 10th in the A.L. in ERA, 11th for their starters. They are 26th in hitting singles with runners in scoring position. Gasp. They should start insisting any home runs or doubles are just converted to singles to get that ranking up.
From the tone of the piece, you would think these Yankees were in a dreadful place, just hoping to turn things around. A lineup with a “black hole” and a bad pitching staff should be near the bottom of the league.
The Yankees are 23-21. They are a half game behind the Toronto Blue Jays for the final wildcard spot this year. They are 4.5 games back of a team that many doubt whether they can sustain the pace for a full year, the Baltimore Orioles.
I must say I admire the resolve of these Yankees in not giving up hope in the face of being a half game out of a playoff spot, with a front office that potentially may make no blockbuster trade, and in having to rely on a lineup that is paid more than any in baseball. That is a sign of true character.
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May 25th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
Absolutely nothing wrong with that.
/Philly fan’d
May 25th, 2012 at 4:23 PM
better than being a front runner
May 25th, 2012 at 4:24 PM
Ha, snarky Lisk is the best.
May 25th, 2012 at 4:24 PM
YOU GOTTA BELIEVE
May 25th, 2012 at 4:27 PM
Yankees and Red Sox media, please meet my friend Perspective.
May 25th, 2012 at 4:29 PM
One of the roughest seasons in the Yankees’ storied sixteen years existence
/playoffs, baby!
May 25th, 2012 at 4:30 PM
/high fives dewar
Oh and fuck the Yankees, that’s obligatory.
May 25th, 2012 at 4:34 PM
Contract the Yankees.
May 25th, 2012 at 4:34 PM
That’s just how it goes when you live in Kansas City.
And that is why God invented bourbon. I went to the game last Saturday and watched about 45 seconds of the three hour game. And we won. I just hung out in that Pepsi fan standing no clue but it was fun area.
May 25th, 2012 at 4:36 PM
I think I’m going to the Pirates/Royals series the weekend after next. I’m just going to get mad lit and bake in the sun and watch some ghastly baseball.
May 25th, 2012 at 4:36 PM
I’ll admit, my baseball fandom is largely driven by jealousy and hatred.
At least you can admit it. Others in these parts lack that ability.
May 25th, 2012 at 4:38 PM
God dammit, I hate these asshats to fucking much.
May 25th, 2012 at 4:39 PM
As an Indians fan, I am a resident expert on giving up hope. Usually by early August my thoughts turn to football and what i have run out of in my tackle box that needs replacing.
May 25th, 2012 at 4:44 PM
He definitely snuck up on me. I was fuming after reading the headline, before I realized it was satire. Well played Monsieur Lisk.
May 25th, 2012 at 4:44 PM
it would be really great if my manager left early today.
May 25th, 2012 at 4:44 PM
Phew, wasn’t sure if 120 games left wasn’t gonna be enough for them to turn it around.
May 25th, 2012 at 5:00 PM
The last two comments in the roundup are special
May 25th, 2012 at 5:02 PM
JESUS CHRIST
May 25th, 2012 at 5:03 PM
Kc res did you buy three hrs worth if bourbon at the ballpark or take your own?
May 25th, 2012 at 5:04 PM
The last two comments in the roundup are special
Yes. Yes they are.
May 25th, 2012 at 5:05 PM
Attending a baseball game isn’t about watching the play on the field. It’s about socializing, checking out the hot chicks and enjoy the weather.
May 25th, 2012 at 5:12 PM
For those that don’t want to do the work:
and
May 25th, 2012 at 5:13 PM
SenyorMadre Says:
May 25th, 2012 at 5:03 PM
Kc res did you buy three hrs worth if bourbon at the ballpark or take your own?
We started tailgaiting at 3:00 for the 6:15 start. Which we missed (it was the start of my brother’s bachelor party.) Much bourbon beforehand. My buddy had these bourbon pouches (like Capri-Sun pouches.) I was wearing cargo shorts and put one in the left compartment. The chick at the entrance goes, “empty your left pocket.” So, me, being a fucking genius, empties my right pocket. She said, “sir, I said your left pocket.” I just through the pouch on the table and said, “you got me.” Enough others got in with bourbon that it wasn’t an issue. Beat buying $9.50 beers all night. Only had to buy a couple of those.
May 25th, 2012 at 5:13 PM
!!!
May 25th, 2012 at 5:15 PM
For those that don’t want to do the work:
And my weekend is off to a fantastic start. Thanks.
May 25th, 2012 at 5:16 PM
Oh and I know someone who fucked O Munn in Vegas. Guy is a singer. said she was a chick who really really enjoyed blowing. one who wanted to be perfect at it. worked at it.
!!! Angry
The chick is a whore. She got to where she is by fucking and sucking. Good career move for an actress/model/I don’t really know her occupation.
May 25th, 2012 at 5:17 PM
through
threw.
Time for Gin and Tonic and three day weekend. have a great memorial day weekend.
May 25th, 2012 at 5:19 PM
Ok kc res…i want credit for starting your weekend…and re the ballpark bourbon…i was asking bevause would have been seriously expensive
May 25th, 2012 at 5:21 PM
ddmcd1974 needs to post more.
May 25th, 2012 at 5:24 PM
i was asking bevause would have been seriously expensive
I can’t even imagine what a watered down bourbon would have cost. $9.50 for beer. Fuuuuck.
ddmcd1974 needs to post more.
I’ve said this before. For some reason, this guy does the Paolo thing and comments on posts that are half a day old and forgotten.
May 25th, 2012 at 5:25 PM
Im so close to having some old pogue on ice
May 25th, 2012 at 5:26 PM
this should be added to her IMDB page, would make for great trivia.
May 25th, 2012 at 5:29 PM
Is it called blowing because it looks like blowing up a balloon?