No, Colin Kaepernick Did Not Have One of the Best Five Rookie Seasons Ever, the Browns Were Not Good, and the Steelers Did Not Win the Super Bowl
To kick off this Memorial Day Weekend, I thought it would be fun to take a look back at the worst “predictions” I made over the last year in posts, in memoriam. Plus, most of you are out golfing anyway by this point. Thus, I fulfill my pledge to be fair and balanced before peppering you with posts about just how awesome I am in higher traffic periods.What? You didn’t see this one before I become an insufferable braggart? Your loss.
Since last May 25th, I have written close to 1,000 posts, some news, some analysis, some opinion. I picked many individual games in both college basketball and the NFL, and made fantasy rankings. There were of course hits and misses, though the record was good. I’ll focus more on bigger pieces. Hey, everyone needs some mulligans. Here are some of mine.
Colin Kaepernick, as it turned out, did not produce the best numbers of the rookies playing in first year coach Jim Harbaugh’s system and only having to beat out Alex Smith. Kaepernick didn’t play much in 2011. He did manage 0 touchdowns and 5 interceptions in the preseason, though. Oh, well, at least no other rookies did anything either.
I also tried to project which franchise would win the most games over the next five years, by looking back at characteristics of the franchises that achieved this honor in the past. I picked four teams as my guesses, and while Green Bay and New England were good choices, they weren’t shocks in year one, having the two highest win totals in Vegas. I threw in Tampa Bay as my longshot guess, thanks to the presence of a young quarterback already on the roster. Remember when Raheem Morris was a hot young coach?
The other team I mentioned was the old bug-a-boo, the San Diego Chargers. In “San Diego may have failed in 2010, but it shouldn’t carry over”, I argued in favor of the Chargers bouncing back based on point differentials. Again, they fumbled their way to a just-miss with Norv Turner as coach at 8-8. Then, I posted that Norv Turner was going to be fired based on a report out of San Diego. Norv Turner was not fired. Don’t listen to me on San Diego, basically.
The pinnacle, though, was calling the Cleveland Browns my sleeper team in the preseason write-ups. Most of those “thoughts” I did on teams last year turned out to be pretty good, but man. I guess the positive is that I didn’t take the Browns to the Super Bowl. That was reserved for a dinged up Pittsburgh team at the outset of the playoffs, based on their profile, where I changed from my preseason pick of the Packers over Patriots.
I also told you not to believe in curses when it came to Peyton Hillis and the Madden Curse. For the record, I still don’t believe in a Madden Curse, though I am a proponent of the “Don’t say nice things about the Browns” curse.
I had concerns about the Colts’ roster and advised to take the under, but I didn’t think the impact of losing Peyton Manning would be as drastic as it was. I also did not peg the Colts as the team most likely to get the #1 pick and win the Andrew Luck Sweepstakes after week one.
I also must say that I was wrong and Ron Borges was right. Tom Brady was too old to win a Super Bowl. Never mind that he had another MVP caliber season and they got there. A younger Brady doesn’t miss that connection with Wes Welker.
I compared Reggie Bush to Pizza. Bush then went out and played better than Pizza over the last few weeks. I didn’t think the Rams should get as much as they did in the trade of the #2 pick. I told you not to pick Kentucky to be contrarian, though to be fair, I came out of the March Madness with positive value on my entries and you could have done worse than having Ohio State and Kansas also in the Final Four. I’m sure I cost you a bracket you were otherwise going to win with your own brilliant picks, though.
Hey, I once thought Zubaz were cool, that Live would be the best band of a generation, and that Koren Robinson would be a star. We can’t be right on everything.
[photo via US Presswire]

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May 25th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
I’m a little disturbed that I actually agreed with most of these predictions.
May 25th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
and if brady was younger you know what you’d say? a more seasoned brady would have made that connection.
May 25th, 2012 at 3:28 PM
Don’t worry. He will be a HOFer before it’s done with. Harbaugh.
May 25th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
The biggest fail? Me checking out and forgetting to add the picture. Off to a rousing start.
May 25th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
Super. Model. Curse.
May 25th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
Hey, I once thought Zubaz were cool
You still own a pair, don’t you.
May 25th, 2012 at 3:32 PM
Hey, I once thought Zubaz were cool
You still own a pair, don’t you.
they’re a smedium
May 25th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
Hey, I once thought Zubaz were cool
You still own a pair, don’t you.
they’re a smedium
I bet he thinks it turns his wife on to see the outline of his package among the various zig zags and colors.
May 25th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
Cool post.
TBL just started working on his version…should be done by July 4th.
May 25th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
Can you hear the dolphins cry?!
May 25th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
Good lord, i had forgotten this band existed. Could not turn on a radio in 1995 without hearing something off Throwing Copper.
May 25th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
TBL just started working on his version…should be done by July 4th.
And that’s just to correct his Jets related errors. We’ll need another year if he wants to tackle baseball and college football.
May 25th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
/Banned
May 25th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
and in the post, it will be revealed all predictions were 150% right!
Dear Leader, Super Great Prognosticator, TBL!
May 25th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
I need to see your workout mix at once.
May 25th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
It’s all Steve Winwood.
May 25th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
“I’m never listening to Live again. I’ve been in three accidents all while they were in my CD player. The last one I hit a horse.”
– my freshman roommate
May 25th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
I bet he thinks it turns his wife on to see the outline of his package among the various zig zags and colors.
I think it does, too.
/no Coop
May 25th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
The Browns suck my big hairy bean bag. Let this be a lesson to never predict them to do anything positive. Ever.
May 25th, 2012 at 3:42 PM
that’s fantastic.
May 25th, 2012 at 3:42 PM
She Rode a Horse Into My Head is a great hidden track on Throwing Copper
May 25th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
I need to see your workout mix at once.
I was referring to Mental Jewelry. I wore that one out in high school.
May 25th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
It’s all Steve Winwood.
The Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys is his jam for when he’s on the bike.
May 25th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
She Rode a Horse Into My Head is a great hidden track on Throwing Copper
Yes it was. Mental Jewelry was great. Throwing Copper was still pretty good and hit mainstream, and they were like 21. Basically, they were the David Boston of the music scene.
May 25th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Did JMac say The Great Gatsby looks pretty great in the Roundup today or was I hallucinating?
May 25th, 2012 at 3:46 PM
Did JMac say The Great Gatsby looks pretty great in the Roundup today or was I hallucinating?
Completely agree
May 25th, 2012 at 3:47 PM
I know. But given your obsession with Live, I’m curious as to your current musical passion.
May 25th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
nope. you weren’t hallucinating, but the test audiences that loved the trailer was comprised of people who won “gossip girl” trivia games online.
May 25th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
If only it was possible for me to be awake during the Roundup.
May 25th, 2012 at 3:50 PM
nope. you weren’t hallucinating, but the test audiences that loved the trailer was comprised of people who won “gossip girl” trivia games online.
That’s basically the target audience for every Baz Luhrman movie anyway.
May 25th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
I know. But given your obsession with Live, I’m curious as to your current musical passion.
I assume you mean besides “Call Me Maybe” videos. I have kids so I don’t know many names right now.
I was a fan of White Stripes. I like to listen to Willie Nelson and Jim Croce. I was into The Cure, Depeche Mode and Violent Femmes in the late 80′s and early 90′s, then Live and Weezer. Then Cake.
May 25th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
I didn’t watch the trailer…and I don’t remember the book (read: Cliffs Notes) from high school. Why do you think it’s going to be bad?
/Team Leo
//kinda Coopish
May 25th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
Then Cake.
How many of your children were conceived to “The Distance”?
May 25th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
Norv Turner was not fired. Don’t listen to me on San Diego, basically.
I trust you more than I trust AJ Smith, who I think is from some bizarro universe.
May 25th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
Just watch the trailer. That will answer your question.
/team Leo is vastly over-rated and has no range as an actor whatsoever.
May 25th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
Except for Gilbert Grape. That performance was an all-timer.
May 25th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
Also, should we consider this The Weekly* Top 5?
*bi-quarterly
May 25th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
Wishing you Yanks a fun Memorial Weekend. And please try not to do anything youtube worthy at fast food restaurants ya fat angry bastards.
May 25th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
/team Leo is vastly over-rated and has no range as an actor whatsoever.
Wha? I can understand not liking him, but saying he has no range is absurd.
May 25th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
I got into DM and the Cure in a retro-phase in the late 90′s.
May 25th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
Agree with the post, Lisk is a moron.
To be fair, if not for the cheap shot, bitch ass, Cleveland browns taking out Bens ankle, the Steelers probably would have won the Super Bowl.
May 25th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
It’s going to have to be after I am done listening to Traffic/Steve Winwood on Youtube.
May 25th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
How many of your children were conceived to “The Distance”?
Italian Leather Sofa, man. come on.
May 25th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
I like him. I just think he plays pretty much the same role in every movie he’s in. He was compared to Clooney in the Roundup. He’s nowhere near Clooney’s level.
May 25th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
The plan is to head to Kingston this weekend and enjoy all that fine Canadian village has to offer.
May 25th, 2012 at 4:03 PM
Damn right. Hate Live. Lightning crashes is shitty. Somehow i’m a sucker I Alone though…
May 25th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
Never successful gone. Apparently during Queen’s homecoming they have this university drunk tank whereby they give you these gray pajamas and holy fuck did I want those pj’s.
/Realizing the phrase ‘Queen’s homecoming’ could cause confusion
May 25th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
I like him. I just think he plays pretty much the same role in every movie he’s in. He was compared to Clooney in the Roundup. He’s nowhere near Clooney’s level.
I think the argument could be made, and in fact has been made by other individuals in these parts before, that Clooney has the least amount of range of any otherwise great actor today. Perhaps that’s not the best way to put it, as Clooney has range (Burn After Reading and O Brother Where Art Though, for example), he’s just not often called upon to use it. You could take his roles in Ocean’s 11, Up in the Air, and Out of Sight and practically interchange them.
May 25th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
The guy from Live is like Michael Stipe, Moby, and one of those inflatable clown punching bags rolled into one. I just wanted to hit him with a bat each time their videos came on.
Live and Blues Traveler, yeesh, 1995 was a horrid year for radio.
May 25th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
Dude really?
Gilbert Grape, Catch me if you Can, the Departed, Inception, Basketball Diaries…come on
May 25th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
Lisk went for speed.
/not confirmed by me
May 25th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
Baz Luhrman hasn’t really done anything good and the story is shit.
May 25th, 2012 at 4:12 PM
I didn’t like Live all that much. Blues Traveler was good, though, and put on a pretty decent live show. They really fell off a cliff, however.
May 25th, 2012 at 4:12 PM
Everyone forgets how funny he is in Intolerable Cruelty. And he played a great bad guy in From Dusk till Dawn.
May 25th, 2012 at 4:12 PM
Baz Luhrman hasn’t really done anything good and the story is shit.
Moulin Rouge was horribly overrated. Australia was a three hour masturbation session for him.
May 25th, 2012 at 4:14 PM
Lisk went for speed.
I’m the Al Davis of procreation.
May 25th, 2012 at 4:14 PM
Been many times, great place to be during the summer. Born up in that area (Thousand Islands).
Long live SNL Kingston night.
May 25th, 2012 at 4:15 PM
I think, to your point, he does take on roles that seem to be the same roles, but he’s done a little bit of everything over the course of his career. I’ll pretty much make an effort to see any movie he’s in at this point.
He was really great in the Descendants.
May 25th, 2012 at 4:16 PM
the only people who liked that movie were ones who loved anything with song and dance in it and easily fell for flashy overdone production values despite the quality of plot, dialogue, etc.
May 25th, 2012 at 4:16 PM
Eh, probably should just have linked this.
May 25th, 2012 at 4:18 PM
I think, to your point, he does take on roles that seem to be the same roles, but he’s done a little bit of everything over the course of his career. I’ll pretty much make an effort to see any movie he’s in at this point.
He was really great in the Descendants.
I think that is more the point I was trying to make, I just didn’t do it very well. I have not seen the Descendants yet, but I imagine I will at some point.
May 25th, 2012 at 4:18 PM
the only people who liked that movie were ones who loved anything with song and dance in it and easily fell for flashy overdone production values despite the quality of plot, dialogue, etc.
Are you saying gay people have shitty taste in movies?
May 25th, 2012 at 4:18 PM
the only people who liked that movie were ones who loved
anything with song and dance in it and easily fell for flashy overdone production values despite the quality of plot, dialogue, etc.having ghey secks.May 25th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
That was the most awkward thing i’ve ever seen
May 25th, 2012 at 4:20 PM
Well I guess Ballz is saying that.
May 25th, 2012 at 4:22 PM
I never saw Moulin Rouge.
I liked Romeo + Juliet, but I also liked the Ethan Hawke Hamlet soooo yeah. It was a terrible movie but I liked the retelling, plus Augustus Hill as Mercutio was baller.
I saw Blues Traveler open for the Stones at the Panthers’ stadium, that is NOT a 70k seater band.
May 25th, 2012 at 4:22 PM
Yeah. Bless their hearts.
May 25th, 2012 at 4:27 PM
Oh God, no.
I had seen them in smaller venues with lawn seating. That was more their speed, I think.
May 25th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
You forgot about that time you defended the old rookie wage scale.
May 25th, 2012 at 4:42 PM
it was cool in HS b/c i didn’t want to read the play and this made it interesting. had guns and shit. and blockbuster had the widescreen VHS to rent.
May 25th, 2012 at 5:16 PM
Live was obnoxiously pretentious. They had the word ‘placenta’ in one of their songs for fucks sake
Blech
May 25th, 2012 at 5:21 PM
I’m going to see Local H tonight. I saw them open for Live in like 1999, it was the album with Dolphin’s Cry on it tour. I stuck around for Live, they were all right.
May 25th, 2012 at 5:23 PM
You hi fivin mothafucka
And put me in that pool and we’ll figure out the money later
May 25th, 2012 at 5:27 PM
I’m jealous
May 25th, 2012 at 5:52 PM
Been listening to that album in my car today. Probably put in Pack Up the Cats on the way to the show. They’re always awesome live, I’ve seen them probably 3x more than any other band, every chance I get.
And ok. I’ll email you at the email listed at the site your name links to.
May 25th, 2012 at 11:05 PM
I’m on record (pre-draft time period) for saying that Kaepernick shouldn’t even be in the league and that with his mechanics, he’d be an interception machine.
I stand by my prediction.
That is all. Good night.
May 25th, 2012 at 11:30 PM
/updates spreadsheet
//squawkbox: parenting advice, sex advice, and football predictions
May 26th, 2012 at 4:12 PM
is kaepernick that dark?