Fewer yoga pants and Mercedes SUVs at that one, for sure. Lotta Norwegians.

Gerard, you misunderstand. I’m not speaking ill of Central Market, rather the type of people it attracts.

Texans.

I hear you.

The concern for the NFL shouldn’t be that consumers will stop watching because of head injuries, but that the government steps in for safety reasons and regulates the game to such an extent that it is a pale comparison to the current “most popular sport in the world” game.

Someone’s doing some grocery projection.

Gerard, you misunderstand. I’m not speaking ill of Central Market, rather the type of people it attracts.

People go there to strut around and feel good about themselves and attempt to make others envy them more than anything else.

Nonsense. Central Market is just about the greatest grocery store in America. The cheese section alone is fucking mind-bottling.

Someone’s doing some grocery projection.

Squawkbox typo! You have no idea how much pressure this takes off all the rest of us.

People are so fucking gullible. Brown eggs are the same as white, it just means the feathers of the hen were a different color. I fucking hate white America.

this is store bought only though, right? because it seems like every time I eat farm fresh eggs the yokes are a whole lot darker yellow.

-Loudly pointing out when your spouse leaves a sliver of milk/tea/water in the fridge in a non-see-through container

I went to make a sammich last night and my gf had left nothing but the fucking heels of the loaf of bread. I about flew through the roof.

I wish I could say I made that up, but there actually is now Bulgarian yogurt. I’m hoping the Russians get into the yogurt making biz and turn out a flavor called ‘Vodka and Potatoes’.

Definitely, and they are all wearing work out clothes. People go there to strut around and feel good about themselves and attempt to make others envy them more than anything else.

But yes they do have great things there that you can’t find anywhere else. Nice beer selection too.

brown organic eggs

People are so fucking gullible. Brown eggs are the same as white, it just means the feathers of the hen were a different color. I fucking hate white America.

Bulgarian yogurt

That’s now my new fantasy team name. Gracias.

I only go there for a few select things and I try to do so only on weeknights because that’s when it is least crowded. Going through there when it’s busy makes me feel rage similar to what drivers feel for bicyclists on busy streets.

I sometimes go there when I visit my sister in Dallas. Lots and lots of hot women.

Insert “Fresh Market” here.

Funny – rumor is that the Publix near us is a haven for middle aged pickups. You place a hand-carry cart on the bottom rack of your cart to show “availability”. Just an unconfirmed rumor.

Fixed.

I hate those damn things.

I agree with this, but my grocery store is to blame as well. They always have way too many fucking stands for various products in the aisles themselves. So there’s only room for one person with a cart to go through at a time, like a car parked on the side of a street I guess.

I will never move out of Wegmans’ country.

This can be extended to virtually any public place. The grocery store is getting fucking ridiculous: “yes please leave your fully laden cart in the middle of the aisle while you decide whether you’d like regular baked beans or the kind with a sugary paste included which the can calls ‘bourbon’. And please continue to let your child run up and down the aisle while screaming at the top of his lungs.”

This. Goddammit I hate that crap, especially after work/on a weekend when the grocery store is mobbed. Move your shit to the side, control your spawn, and choose a fucking box of cereal and giddy the fuck up.