Comments on: TCU AD Says the Big 12 Has “Florida State, Clemson and Miami trying to get in”

By: Nada

Nada — Wed, 23 May 2012 21:44:11 +0000

1 million lbs of ketchup is not feeding the hungry, pal.

Ronald Reagan would be surprised to learn this.

By: Nada

Nada — Wed, 23 May 2012 21:42:59 +0000

Does Clemson come for free?

You get Clemson and you also get spotted 70 points in your next bowl game.

By: Cheesus

Cheesus — Wed, 23 May 2012 20:50:40 +0000

as an ECU alumni

You are an ECU alumnus./UNC grad'd

By: HuskerDawg

HuskerDawg — Wed, 23 May 2012 19:58:56 +0000

My love limited affection for college sports is dying. What the hell is the point anymore?

I hate realignment with a passion, but CFB isn’t changing. It’s only getting better.

/couldn’t care less about the other sports

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Wed, 23 May 2012 19:26:19 +0000

/YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

I was the booth announcer at my kid’s HS football games. We would play the Who scream after every TD and PAT … REALLY loud. It pissed off a couple of fans/teams during blowouts.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Wed, 23 May 2012 19:18:29 +0000

spencer would tell you that you look too far into stuff.

WRONG. id say…

horatio, witnesses say the suspect was enraged when the victim asked for some ketchup.

looks like today’s special came with…

/sunglasses

…murder on the side.

/YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

By: SenyorMadre

SenyorMadre — Wed, 23 May 2012 19:17:07 +0000

It’s still just ketchup, bro.

It’s still delicious, guy.

fun that there are different tasting regular red catsups too, based on ingrdients

By: Big Hoss

Big Hoss — Wed, 23 May 2012 19:15:29 +0000

It’s still just ketchup, bro.

I’m guessing they’re not referring to the ketchup itself not being thrown away. More like the tomatoes and other ingredients which are no longer wasted and can be used elsewhere rather than in ketchup.

By: molemaninthemorning

molemaninthemorning — Wed, 23 May 2012 19:13:05 +0000

It’s still just ketchup, bro.

It’s still delicious, guy.

By: MP

MP — Wed, 23 May 2012 19:11:54 +0000

It’s still just ketchup, bro.

By: mizerle06 is sarah phillips

mizerle06 is sarah phillips — Wed, 23 May 2012 19:11:32 +0000

Jesus. 1 million lbs of ketchup is not feeding the hungry, pal.
That’s 2 billion pounds, chief.

spencer would tell you that you look too far into stuff.

By: molemaninthemorning

molemaninthemorning — Wed, 23 May 2012 19:11:25 +0000

as an ECU alumni, I have multiple venereal diseases

/fixed

By: ohheelyeah

ohheelyeah — Wed, 23 May 2012 19:10:28 +0000

as an ECU alumni, I fear for the parent-less children that will result in the mass suicide of ECU fans when we get left out….of EVERY fucking conference…..again…..

SMH

By: Babar 2.0

Babar 2.0 — Wed, 23 May 2012 19:10:09 +0000

Jesus. 1 million lbs of ketchup is not feeding the hungry, pal.

It’s a million tons…and it’s not just ketchup. Add in mayo and mustard, and those kids in Africa have a real treat going.

By: molemaninthemorning

molemaninthemorning — Wed, 23 May 2012 19:09:26 +0000

Jesus. 1 million lbs of ketchup is not feeding the hungry, pal.

That’s 2 billion pounds, chief.

By: MP

MP — Wed, 23 May 2012 19:07:43 +0000

Smith explains that the new bottles “could save one million tons of food from being thrown out every year.”

Jesus. 1 million lbs of ketchup is not feeding the hungry, pal.

By: SenyorMadre

SenyorMadre — Wed, 23 May 2012 19:05:28 +0000

…/projectile vomits

ha! this always makes me picture gatling guns and corn

By: SenyorMadre

SenyorMadre — Wed, 23 May 2012 19:04:18 +0000

Who the fuck uses ketchup in a glass bottle?

kids use more ketchup than grownups. no glass

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Wed, 23 May 2012 19:03:15 +0000

what’s for lunch?

meatball sandw…/projectile vomits

By: Big Hoss

Big Hoss — Wed, 23 May 2012 19:03:02 +0000

I thought squeezable plastic ketchup bottles solved that problem a long time ago.