Maxim Hot 100 List Is Stupid, But Features Bar Refaeli, Alex Morgan, Kate Upton & Paulina Gretzky
Bar Refaeli is the hottest woman in the world according to Maxim magazine. Honestly, I can’t argue with that. Bar is quite spectacular. The rest of the Maxim Hot 100 list is stupid as usual.
Luckily, in my advanced age, I’m realizing that they put people like – Kristen Stewart (15), Victoria Justice (19), Emma Watson (21), Selena Gomez (24), Taylor Swift (26), Lily Collins (56), Miley Cyrus (68), Stephen Colbert (69), JWoww (74) Christina Hendricks (77), Nicki Manaj (79), Lois Griffin (85), Amanda Knox (92), Kat Dennings (97) – on the list so people will… talk… or something.
Last year I made pithy comments about all the egregious selections. This year I’ll leave those poor girls alone and concede that many of them are fine looking women. It’s just that the idea of putting any of them on a “hottest” list before exhausting the entire SI Swimsuit and Victoria’s Secret rosters (for a start) is ludicrous. But hey, when you’ve got PG-13 skin mags to sell to eunuchs and 13-year-old girls, you can’t let real physical beauty get in the way!
Before I jump into the sports figures, there were a couple celebrities that I was surprised to see ignored. Kim Kardashian (35 last year) was left off the list. She’s coming off one of her most visible years too. Strange. Pippa Middleton (81) replace Kate Middleton (26 last year). Why not both? Why either? *shrugs* No Lena Dunham? It’s like they’re half-assing their half-assing of including newsworthy personalities.
Anyway, here’s the Maxim Hot 100 list and here are all the women tangentially related to the sports world:
93 – La La Anthony – Wife of Carmelo
Carmelo’s wife and the host of High School Pranks and stories about stuff that happened in high school. Remember that time we let that box of crickets free in the hall? How about her reality show? Does anyone remember anything besides the fact that she’s married to Melo?
87 – Paulina Gretzky – Daughter of Wayne Gretzky / Internet Phenomenon
Here’s Paulina Gretzky Playing Dress-Up | Paulina Gretzky’s Photos From a Recent Trip To Vegas Are Mind-Blowingly Fantastic | Paulina Gretzky Is Tweeting Pictures Again | Paulina Gretzky’s 9-Day Twitter Hiatus is Over | Paulina Gretzky’s Twitter Account is Going to be Sorely Missed
86 – Caroline Wozniacki – Tennis Player
Caroline Wozniacki Tried to Prank Maria Sharapova | Caroline Wozniacki and Rory McIlroy Are Dating
66 – Alex Morgan – USA Soccer Player
Alex Morgan in Body Paint? Alex Morgan in Body Paint. | Evan Longoria, We Know What You’re Up To | Alex Morgan Throws Out The First Pitch At A Royals Game | Alex Morgan, Hope Solo and Abby Wambach Start Media Tour | Alex Morgan: USA’s World Cup Crush
64 – Maria Menounos – Television personality /Super Fan
Maria Menounos Wore a Giants Bikini in Times Square Because She Lost a Bet
58 – Arianny Celeste – UFC Octagon Girl Extraordinaire
Arianny Celeste’s Playboy Photos Have Hit the Web
51 – Stacy Keibler – Former Professional Wrestler & Ravens Cheerleader
42 – Brooklyn Decker – Wife of Andy Roddick / Model / Actress
Erin Andrews and Chrissy Teigen Went to See Brooklyn Decker’s new Movie | Happy Easter From Erin Andrews, Brooklyn Decker and Chrissy Teigen
41. Zooey Deschanel – Mandolin Enthusiast
Siri, can you annoy me during the NBA Playoffs?
39 – Kate Upton – Model / Internet Phenomenon
Kate Upton Thunders Up With Kevin Durant and James Harden | Enjoy Kate Upton in a Baseball Hat | Kate Upton Wishes Everyone a Happy Easter | Kate Upton Did a Carl’s Jr Commercial In Stockings | Kate Upton: 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Girl | Every Other Post From The Last Year
34 – Elisha Cuthbert – Actress / Puck Bunny
Elisha hasn’t been in anything besides a Roundup since the site switched hands and the archives went dark. Last I heard, she was still dating Dion Phaenuf.
1- Bar Refaeli – Model
Bar | Refaeli | She was in this video with CP3. There’s your sports!
- Break-Up Song About Players Leaving Via Free Agency Should Make Fans Cry
- Fight Master: Bellator MMA: Freshening Up a Tired Format
- John Wall Tattoos Are of the Raleigh Skyline and ‘The Great Wall’
- Neymar’s Silky Dribbling Schools the Mexican Defense, Sets Up Another Brazilian Goal [Video]
- Matt Harvey and Zack Wheeler Help Mets Get Last Laugh, For One Day At Least
- Lack of Institutional Control on John Wall Tattoos Are of the Raleigh Skyline and 'The Great Wall'
- ou812jay8 on Matt Harvey and Zack Wheeler Help Mets Get Last Laugh, For One Day At Least
- Babar 2.0 on John Wall Tattoos Are of the Raleigh Skyline and 'The Great Wall'
- Nada on Neymar's Silky Dribbling Schools the Mexican Defense, Sets Up Another Brazilian Goal [Video]
- Liquor on Johnny Manziel Update: He Was Suspended By A&M Before the 2012 Season, Tweeted About a Parking Ticket, Looks Like a Grizzled Old Man in NCAA 14
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May 23rd, 2012 at 11:19 AM
The pasty large mouth bass look was already spoken for with Kat Dennings’s inclusion.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:20 AM
Paulina should have been #99.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:20 AM
Alex Morgan continues to be the Mark Sanchez of hot chicks. Paulina Gretzky is exponentially more attractive than her.
Nice link dump though.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:22 AM
big lol
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:22 AM
#ALLLINKDUMPEVERYTHING
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:23 AM
maxim is the godamn worst piece of shit axe body spray douchepaper on earth. i cannot believe people still read it.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:23 AM
I’d fuck Colbert first.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:24 AM
She should only do red carpets in workout clothes, because that’s when she’s at her best.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:24 AM
The rest of the Maxim Hot 100 list is stupid as usual.
Who’s usin who? What should we do?
Well you can’t be a pimp. And a prostitute too
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:24 AM
Nicki Minaj can get it tho.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:26 AM
Ick.
Is this for pure hotness or just celebrity clout, because I don’t want to live on a planet where somebody thinks Kristen Stewart is hotter than Brooklyn Decker and Kate Upton. 42 and 39????
/flies off Earth like Poochie
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:26 AM
I’m full of rageahol right now
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:26 AM
Feel bad if Pam Ward’s agent told her that she’d be in the headlines this week and she got her hopes up for this.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:26 AM
Dear god almighty is that Gretzky skank capable of not making that fucking puckered up duck face?
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:27 AM
Nicki Minaj can get it tho.
she is confusing. is she hot, or does she look exactly like an allosaurus (spelling)?
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:27 AM
dont care…she’s incendiary and loose.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:27 AM
And as always, I will say top whatever lists are stupid, subjective, pointless, and lazy page-view bait. They are the editorial version of trolling.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:27 AM
No shit, let’s order tomato soup! DIAF.
Kristen Stewart’s not hot either.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:28 AM
She shouldn’t do red carpets at all. Look at her twitter profile pic. That is her as I prefer. Anytime she tries to dress up it’s like the make-up artists set the make-up gun to whore.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:29 AM
Kat Dennings’ inclusion is proof that huge tits are all that matter to a lot of people.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:29 AM
if niki manaj and ricky williams had a kid, jurassic park would be a reality.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:30 AM
I laughed at Amanda Knox. Not because she’s not hot, mind you, but because she’s only on the list due to being tried for murder.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:30 AM
It’s a “whose publicist sends the most gift baskets to Maxim” competition.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:30 AM
Lolo Jones > Alex Morgan
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:31 AM
I would have liked to see a post on the Sporting News ranking all of the CFB coaches 1-124 since we got a post on this, but I suspect that won’t happen. Titties always win out.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:31 AM
Her inclusion on this list is the perfect representation of everything that is wrong with our culture and news media.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:31 AM
instant loss of credibility, not that this rag had any in the first place.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:31 AM
Lolo Jones > Alex Morgan
+ 1 erect hurdle
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:32 AM
totes
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:32 AM
TBL forgot Adrianne Palicki (FNL’s Tyra Collette ) at #11. She has just as much sports connection as half these boobs listed considering her stint as a star volley ball player at Dillon
In related news…
You don’t have to be an ass man to actually need an ass to be existent. It appears Tyra’s boobs were crafted out of ass material.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:32 AM
Sweet sassy molassy can Bar Rafaeli get it though.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:32 AM
Lea Michele #14 …. Anne Hathaway #23??
My rebuttal: http://i646.photobucket.com/albums/uu190/NotCaught/Topic%20List%20Gifs/topiclist4.gif
/But seriously where is the real list?
//Angela Merkel? Oh, so nobody here thinks power is sexy?
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:32 AM
Admittedly, I think Kristen Stewart’s hot. I have a weakness for women that look really pissed off. The only movie I’ve seen her in is Into The Wild.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:32 AM
How many drinks would you have to buy for these girls?
/roundup’d
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:32 AM
Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:33 AM
agreed. although I would fear for my life during coitus.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:33 AM
Not enough links.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:33 AM
/team fran townsend
//i see you in your team dana perino jersey ms621
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:33 AM
Yeah, that’s exactly my point.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:33 AM
If I saw the list 1-100, I am curious how many I’d have no idea who they were. How many would SROD know?
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:33 AM
/pants down
//Der Kaiser’d
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:33 AM
I can understand cute, or even attractive. But I don’t get how someone can think she is hot.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:33 AM
Pretty much, though we can all agree that they nailed No. 1.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:34 AM
Yeah she could. There’d be a little hate fucking going on too because I hate her music so got damned much.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:34 AM
this.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:34 AM
I only counted 26
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:35 AM
The casting director of the Snow White movie sees now problem with Kristin Stewart’s ranking
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:35 AM
Holy shit Bar is so hot.
Leo DiCaprio. Legend.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:35 AM
Derek Jeter?
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:36 AM
And 25 of them are self-linked. That’s got to be a new record!
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:36 AM
This is terrible though. Except I’ve never heard of Victoria Justice, she might be alright.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:36 AM
Yes and yes. She’s so hot it should be criminal and Leo is the god damn man.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:37 AM
I think Kristen Stewart is attractive. There’s something mysterious about her. Her couldn’t-care-less eyes and expressions probably do it.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:37 AM
I assume Bar’s military photo shoot up top got her out of her mandatory 2 years service.
It was a fair trade.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:37 AM
lolo jones doesn’t get it
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:37 AM
Kristen Stewart is pretty but she can’t act for shit
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:38 AM
Admit it, while slamming her you would be yelling, “THIS ONE IS FOR THE BOYS IN THE POLOS!”
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:38 AM
who?
what? who in the holy hell thinks Minaj is hot? and who still watches Family Guy?
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:38 AM
I agree. She’s not anywhere near a Bar, of course, but she’s pretty.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:38 AM
a 2PM avengers showing this afternoon sounds about right.
/team per diem job with no work this week
//drink!
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:39 AM
Miley Cyrus on the list is inexplicable. Her gum-to-teeth ratio is disturbing.
Stephen Colbert, Amanda Knox and Lois Griffin is just… odd.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:39 AM
They have some babes in the IDF
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:39 AM
Leo is a legend.
Stewart can get it. Something about her.
Also, sorry to miss the Roundup this morning. Holy awesome of a read.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:40 AM
So this isn’t a typo?
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:40 AM
She has the look of a woman that will boil a rabbit on your stove for not returning a text message.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:41 AM
I bet she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:41 AM
There are levels.
Incendiary and hot are for women like Bar, Kate Upton, Brooklyn Decker and Sarah Shahi (Google her).
Attractive is for Kristen Stewart, Alex Morgan and Emma Stone.
It’s just different levels. No problems, though. All humpable.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:41 AM
There are actually 2 Bar links at the bottom. 26 for 27. Weak. 30 is the minimum for a true link dump.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:42 AM
yes
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:43 AM
Emma Stone >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alex Morgan>>>>>>Kristen Stewart
I’m not sure they all belong on the same level. Your point about humpability, however, is correct.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:43 AM
But I bet she sucks a dick like she’s mad at it. So there’s that.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:43 AM
However, this is an Upton link to further Upton links. He’s still doin’ work.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:43 AM
Without seeing the list, I’d guess somebody that’s like 45 years old is #100. They throw Cindy Crawford, Molly Sims or whomever a bone?
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:44 AM
Only if she’s sporting her look from Zombieland. Otherwise gtfo.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:44 AM
To be fair Snow White was always the the most
fairesthomely of all the Disney Princess’. Charlize Theron as the wicked queen can get it though.May 23rd, 2012 at 11:45 AM
Olivia Wilde and Olivia Munn over Kate Beckinsale. Taylor Swift two spots in front of Jessica Biel. It’s like watching the culture tourney.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:45 AM
Attractive is a very broad level. It covers a lot of our tastes. All three of them belong on that level.
Incendiary/hot are just indisputable. They’re elite. They are Kobe and LeBron levels.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:46 AM
Good look, but prefer her as a natural redhead.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:46 AM
Kate Beckinsale makes my penis quiver.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:47 AM
[purchases BarOrKate.com]
/TBL
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:47 AM
Taylor Swift should take a 50 BMG round to the head. I can’t stand that pale elf.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:47 AM
WHERE THE HELL IS SUSAN SARANDON AND BETTY WHITE?
/SROD
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:48 AM
Kristen Stewart has dead eyes and looks like she hasn’t seen the sun in months. Emo chicks don’t do it for me.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:48 AM
is that what John Mayer called it?
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:49 AM
I wouldn’t fuck Kristen Stewart with anybody’s dick here.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:50 AM
Yes you would.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:51 AM
ATL_engager wouldnt fuck any of these fiveheads
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:51 AM
There really isn’t any difference between this and the Culture Tourney.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:51 AM
Kristen Stewart looks like she’s either done, or will soon do copious amounts of heroin at all times to me. I don’t get it.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:52 AM
I think she’s a pale, vapid, lifeless soul.
/team Biel, Upton and Bar
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:52 AM
Lists like this one are essentially well-dressed trolls.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:52 AM
Ha!
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:53 AM
Jennifer Lopez at 37? Even if you are an ass man, she lost her fastball years ago.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:53 AM
Except I’ve never heard of Victoria Justice
Is she old enough to be on this list? Admittedly, I know her from my kids’ Disney watching and the kids are generally older in real life than the characters they portray.
If she’s old enough now, it’s likely she deserves to be on the list.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:53 AM
I bet ATL_Engager is sending JMac private tweets asking to be un-banned so he can show up here and hate on these women and our tastes in women.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:53 AM
And with that having been said, if she wanted to fuck you it would go down and you know it.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:53 AM
I dunno about all that. I’m not attracted to her per se, but she doesn’t repulse me. And she’s famous; if it were on the table I’d take it.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:53 AM
91 comments and no harsh female-on-female crime yet from SG and CJ?
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:54 AM
Should’ve included …
/Dirty Old Man’d
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:55 AM
Fuck yall. If I saw Kristen Stewart or a chick who looked liked Kristen Stewart at a bar or club, I would seek her out.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:55 AM
As would they. I assume they’re speaking in a “if I had the choice” kind of way.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:55 AM
Jennifer Lopez at 37? Even if you are an ass man, she lost her fastball years ago.
I think she’s lookin’ real good lately.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:55 AM
She’s probably older than Kate Upton.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:56 AM
She is. I watch a lot of American Idol
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:57 AM
except for Amanda Knox, wasn’t he leading the charge for her back in the day?
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:57 AM
team Biel, Upton and Bar
thats a helluva team
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:57 AM
to make your lady happy?
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:57 AM
Kristen Stewart is a blonde and shows her tits in “On The Road”.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:57 AM
She is nice to like at, but she looks like the type who would be boring in bed.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:58 AM
taco flavored keeses. “oh ben you are so purrrrrfect, so spectacularrrr.”
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:58 AM
She’s probably older than Kate Upton.
So it’s safe for me to say she’s hot? … she’s hot
/Team Brunette
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:58 AM
I think it was Casey Anthony
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:58 AM
If this were “100 Women That I’d Try To Fuck If I Saw Them in a Bar”, then sure, Kristen Stewart belongs.
Not on a “Hot” list.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:58 AM
I definitely would not seek a non famous Kristen Stewart out by any means however. Wouldn’t look at her twice if she was in a class with me.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:59 AM
He admitted during the Trial of the Century last summer that he still wanted to bang Caylee Anthony despite her being a minor and dead
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:59 AM
I’m just here. I couldn’t tell you who the contestants are or what has happened but every now and then I glance at the TV and I see JLO’s fine ass sitting there. She’s better looking now than she has been in a long time
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:59 AM
Matter of opinion I guess. I was never a huge fan aside from her backside. I think she looks less impressive now.
I honestly have no attraction to Stewart whatsoever. I get that other people are. I wouldn’t try to sleep with her in any situation but if she enticed me I would acquiesce.
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:01 PM
Ooof, what happened to Janine Lindemuller!
/SFW
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:02 PM
Either way I am screaming BELLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA as I bust.
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:02 PM
Serves her right for having relations with Riki Rachtman
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:04 PM
Serves her right for having relations with Riki Rachtman
he was awesome on headbanger’s ball from 88-93.
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:05 PM
I’m curious to see how bad they fuck this movie up. I love that book. I think it may be the only book I have read multiple times.
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:05 PM
lol. This cracked me up.
As for Stewart, she is definitely pretty in the cute kind of way but she’s like a nice BMW coupe compared to Bar who is a Ferrari. Just a different level.
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:05 PM
and marrying Jesse James
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:05 PM
Ooof, what happened to Janine Lindemuller!
Simple formula …
age + bad ink + mediocre woman = disaster
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:07 PM
Who is Kat Dennings?
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:07 PM
So not shocked that you asked that question
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:08 PM
Monstrous boobs. She was the daughter of Steve Carrell’s character’s interest in The 40-Year-Old Virgin. Now she’s on some show called 2 Broke Girls.
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:09 PM
Who is Kat Dennings?
Title role in “A Fish Called Wanda”
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:09 PM
A hipster with big tits, and is in CBS’ 3,276th #1 comedy Two Broke Girls
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:09 PM
On The Road
I have been meaning to ask, how good is this book? Has it held up to time? I am considering getting it.
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:10 PM
Her and that blonde just need to become lesbians.
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:11 PM
I’ve never understood this saying unless you are talking about banging a whore with a plethora of diseases. Otherwise its like doing all of the work with none of the pleasure. Just use your own dick.
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:11 PM
Gotcha. Hadn’t heard the name before. Was wondering if I had missed a boat.
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:11 PM
Yeah, great book, but you have to have the adventurous or free spirit type of personality to really enjoy it. It’s almost a period peace of all the beatnik hippy shit in the 60s. But yeah, a great roadtrip/travel type story. Similar in a lot of ways to Into the Wild actually, which is also a great book and movie which Stewart was in.
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:12 PM
Got to be honest here, I thought she looked pretty good in that Nick and Norah playlist movie.
/ducks
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:12 PM
I dont think I can click on any of the links, but is this a co-ed list? Why is Colbert on it?
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:12 PM
Just use your own dick.
Thanks. Advice to live by.
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:13 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-21_jyYvyZxo/T16-fJ9X6oI/AAAAAAAADqI/HaJaKxYuxfg/s1600/themoreyouknow.jpg
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:14 PM
Ugh.
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:14 PM
It’s ok, today was the first time I looked up who Nicki Manaj was. Waste of time since she seems to be another shit artist.
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:14 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:15 PM
It’s not writing, it’s typing
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:15 PM
I really enjoyed it. I guess it kind of depends on what you like to read though. It doesn’t really hold up that well, but if you like reading about how things used to be, but not in a historical sense, I think you would like it.
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:16 PM
Read and enjoyed it when I got out of college a long time ago.
I re-read portions of it about 5 years ago (when I was married, a new born, a career, and a mortgage) and thought it was silly.
I think enjoyment of that book might depend on what stage of life you are experiencing.
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:16 PM
Didnt watch the Superbowl halftime show this year? She is horrific.
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:16 PM
Ok cool. I drove to California and back when I was outta school. One of the best times of my life. That seems like my kinda story. Last 5-7 years I tend to only mainly history but want to have something else to read. Thanks so much.
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:17 PM
Tru.
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:18 PM
I don’t watch Superbowl halftime shows. Those 30 minutes are made for bonging beers and smokings cigs.
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:18 PM
They wrote something like, “With a huge write-in push…” playing off the election coverage Colbert is doing.
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:19 PM
Colbert loves his quirky attention. Is he reading Cat Fancy in the picture for his entry? He’s so quirky.
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:19 PM
Yeah you could definitely appreciate it then. Same with Into the Wild. I also just read A Walk Across America, which is in the same vein.
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:20 PM
Nicki Minaj killed MOnstwer and hasn’t done shit since. But she absolutely murdered Monster
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:21 PM
Christopher McCandless was an idiot and deserved what he got.
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:24 PM
Christina Hendricks (77
instant loss of credibility, not that this rag had any in the first place.
I had a shit fit the other day when a female co-worker read off some names on the list. (We posted this story on our site the other day, WITH photo galleries. Hooray cheap pageviews!) Kristen Stewart is awful.
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:27 PM
She’s kind of been on a network show for the past year
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:29 PM
Really? I had no idea. Man alive she was hot in the Girl next Door.
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:33 PM
Yeah she’s in Happy Endings, and she is my number #1 celebrity girl crush
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:38 PM
Yeah she’s a Robo babe.
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:40 PM
Her ass in Old School is outstanding.
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:40 PM
Bar is 10 billion times hotter than Kate Upton.
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:48 PM
Pam Ward! Cursed in Cleveland, you are a cold-blooded man . . .
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:51 PM
Holly Sonders, Paula Patton, Rosario Dawson should be somewhere on any respectable list of top 100.
May 23rd, 2012 at 1:07 PM
I read it until I was about 25. After that, you’re really too old. FWIW, I started with issue 1, with the plastic surgery’d out chick from the drew carey show on the cover.
May 23rd, 2012 at 1:46 PM
Did that dude from this morning’s roundup pic make it? No? OK.