Bryce Harper on Philly Fans: “Hopefully they don’t throw any batteries at me”
Baseball fans, for the most part, seem to love and appreciate Bryce Harper’s tireless hustle and general approach to the game, while at the same time experiencing a deep disgust for his overdone eye black, his hair, and his creepy smirk. Well I’m happy to report we have another item to throw into the positive side of the column, as it appears the Nationals outfielder has a sense of humor. Here’s Harper before the Nats began their three-game set with the Philles on Monday:
“Hopefully, you know, I get a couple boos. You know, that’d be awesome. I’m excited to get in there and play, and hopefully they don’t throw any batteries or what not at me, so we’ll see.”
Fortunately for Harper, no Duracells have been lodged in either ear, yet, but he does have a second date with aggressive ball tosser Cole Hamels this evening. The chances of him getting plunked again are probably around 0.01%. However, should the Philly fancy boy inexplicably throw at him, Twitter will explode like Harry Dunn’s ass. I’ll be rooting for that.
[via The 700 Level]
Previously: Adam Jones Wishes You Would Stop Asking Him Questions About Bryce Harper
Previously: Bryce Harper Could Sign a $400 Million Contract with the Yankees Says Author of Bryce Harper Book
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May 23rd, 2012 at 2:50 PM
Nah, fuck that little punk.
/Go O’s
//Looks at score
///Kicks rock
May 23rd, 2012 at 2:52 PM
that eyeblack is….rather large
will clark! we need a consultant
May 23rd, 2012 at 2:53 PM
It this Top Shelf?
May 23rd, 2012 at 2:54 PM
Love the guy. Embrace the hate Harper.
May 23rd, 2012 at 2:54 PM
I thought it was Cleveland that threw batteries … ?
May 23rd, 2012 at 2:54 PM
Didnt this post go up two days ago? Where am I?
May 23rd, 2012 at 2:54 PM
It this Top Shelf?
A curveball. I like it.
May 23rd, 2012 at 2:54 PM
This is Yardballin.
May 23rd, 2012 at 2:55 PM
like if he gets hit and it’s obviously a ball that got away from the pticher, what’s the proper response?
May 23rd, 2012 at 2:55 PM
Bring back Top Onion Bag!
May 23rd, 2012 at 2:56 PM
So Nats v Phils or Sixers v C’s? What gets the big screen and what’s relegated to the Twittersphere?
May 23rd, 2012 at 2:56 PM
@Spencer: Unreasonable rage.
May 23rd, 2012 at 2:56 PM
But seriously, whats with the eyeblack? Are we covering up deformities here?
May 23rd, 2012 at 2:57 PM
A DX crotch chop
May 23rd, 2012 at 2:57 PM
I thought it was Cleveland that threw batteries … ?
A few times out of the Dawg Pound in the 80′s. But battery chucking is really Philly and Oakland Raider fans’ forte.
May 23rd, 2012 at 2:58 PM
hernia…i could totally see wilbon or someone of his ilk agreeing with that. “i don’t care if it’s an accident, you gotta stand up for yourself so they don’t make that accident again.”
May 23rd, 2012 at 2:58 PM
Hmmm. Playoff game vs regular season game?
/watched Red Sox game last night instead of Heat/Pacers
May 23rd, 2012 at 2:58 PM
I just noticed his cartoonishly oval head.
May 23rd, 2012 at 2:58 PM
Sam Wyche concurs.
May 23rd, 2012 at 2:59 PM
This is Yardballin. Tim
PM Yardballin-up
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:00 PM
who’d he kill?
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:00 PM
Peeing in Cole Hamels’ fridge.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:00 PM
I thought it was Cleveland that threw batteries … ?
Nah, they just throw shit on their fields and court with their sports teams.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:02 PM
Only at JD Drew…
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:02 PM
Already tired of this “rivalry.”
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:02 PM
I’m actually going to watch NYR v. NJD tonight. Probably have the Phillies and Nationals on my computer though.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:03 PM
A few times out of the Dawg Pound in the 80′s.
So now it’s just beer bottles, draft picks and dreams?
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:04 PM
I assume Tim will be also watching NYR v. NJD. The man has become a Tortorella acolyte. Can’t fault him for that. That, and Hank has great hair.
I’ll be cheering on the Blueshirts. A Quick vs. Lundqvist SCF sounds like a lot of fun.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:05 PM
Can’t wait for America’s Next Top PM YardBallin Bag
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:05 PM
He deserved it for not playing for the Phillies and completely underperforming for them the way he had in other MLB stops during his career.
Phils fans even boo Stephen Drew just for good measure.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:05 PM
Mike Trout needs more love.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:06 PM
Dustin Brown would kick his ass.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:06 PM
I’ll be following all of this, plus Sixers/Celtics.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:07 PM
SC, just found out I’m going. Giddy up.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:07 PM
Nats fans are kinda funny, thinking they’re all passionate and stuff. Debating with them last weekend when the O’s were in town was enjoyable.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:07 PM
We have a topic! Favorite player to boo at a sporting event. GO!
If I attended basketball games, it’d be LeBron James. But I don’t. So I’m gonna go with Raffi Torres.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:07 PM
How about that South Jersey kid!
/only time anyone will ever say nice things about Vineland
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:07 PM
Gaborik needs to show up.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:07 PM
Where is Ben? I demand to know if he was driving this truck!
http://www.kare11.com/news/article/977017/391/Trucker-found-guilty-in-fatal-2010-crash-involving-bee-truck?odyssey=tab%7Ctopnews%7Cbc%7Clarge
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:08 PM
You lucky son of a bitch. Enjoy.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:09 PM
Yeah, skipping college and being promoted to the majors at 19 is the epitome of tireless hustle.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:09 PM
Amen to that. Vineland blows something fierce.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:10 PM
Huge fan, Horse. He’s tearing up Major League pitching right now and the speed that guy has… just wow. Lots of people had Harper as the #1 MLB ready prospect to start the year. He’s obviously very talented but I was championing Trout for that spot in Spring Training. He’s a great talent. Halos did the right thing in dumping Abreu and bringing him up so early.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:10 PM
I’ll be cheering on the Blueshirts.
Wasn’t it only yesterday you complaining about the Devils ruining the game? The dead puck era is being ushered back in by Torts.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:10 PM
Sid Crosby
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:10 PM
Papelbon, or ARod generally, but when Tex is in Baltimore, it’s fun to see his hometown fans give him so much shit. Fuck that guy.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:10 PM
A solid topic. Top of my head would be Ray Lewis, but I need a night to think it over.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:10 PM
I just noticed his cartoonishly oval head.
one thing at a time…
1. change hairstyle
2. stop blowing kisses
3. alter deformed head
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:11 PM
Gotta support the team
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:12 PM
The only time I ever attended an NBA game to make a concerted effort to boo somebody was a long time ago.
It was Shawn Bradley’s first NBA game in Philly after he got traded from the Sixers to the Nets. Fuck that useless stick figure.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:12 PM
Children at a little league game.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:12 PM
LeBron or Crosby.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:12 PM
I’m trying to think of any other ballplayers from South Jersey, all I get is Billy Rowell, but holy shit does he blow. What a waste.
/It’s probably because he went to Bishop Eustace
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:12 PM
Hines Ward, Ben Roethlisberger, Tom Brady, anyone from Duke except Coach K, Mark Texeria
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:12 PM
All of this. He’s practically the only redeeming quality about the Angels. Him and Trumbo anyways.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:13 PM
Original Six solidarity. Plus a better Finals. Go Rangers. Plus NYR has 10 Americans on their team as opposed to the six on the Devils roster. Gotta wave that mini flag.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:13 PM
Already tired of this “rivalry.”
Feud, maybe?
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:13 PM
Agreed, Queefer. You don’t get to the majors at 19 by loafing it to first.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:14 PM
We have a topic! Favorite player to boo at a sporting event. GO!
Steve Tambellini.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:14 PM
Lollygagging?
/chick flick
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:15 PM
Of course, Duke. Any and everybody from Duke. I always enjoyed getting all over J.J., but at least he was good. Paulus was as cocky and he fucking sucked, I hated that piece of shit. And Coach K can go fuck himself.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:15 PM
can it be a coach? cheering for college teams makes it hard to boo a single player for too long.
I used to love to boo the shit out of John Brady when he coached hoops at LSU.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:15 PM
Should you boo Kevin Lowe even harder? He’s the one that has that puppet regime in place.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:15 PM
Agreed, Queefer.
God I love the internet.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:15 PM
Any chance they move 1st overall?
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:16 PM
Original Six solidarity.
Myth. Original 5 teams were Montreal Canadiens, Montreal Wanderers, Ottawa Senators, Quebec Bulldogs and the Toronto Arenas.
Kings/Devils would be a much more entertaining matchup that Kings/Rangers.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:17 PM
Jesus, the Pirates should join the PGA tour where the lowest score does win.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:17 PM
Fuck the Rangers. Wonder if Torts is going to line up his goon squad tonight. Seriously, fuck the Blueballz!
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:17 PM
Should you boo Kevin Lowe even harder? He’s the one that has that puppet regime in place.
That asshole too.
Any chance they move 1st overall?
Anything is possssibbbllllle.
/they’ll fuck it up
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:18 PM
It would’ve been Nick Saban had my dad’s connect not fallen through a couple months ago. But since that’s not an option it’d have to be Joey Harrington.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:18 PM
Fucking thank you. “Original six fiscally stable franchises” doesn’t have the same ring to it I guess.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:18 PM
Going back to the time before time, Orel Hershiser went to Cherry Hill East.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:19 PM
Luke Scott. And not having anything to do with his Fenway Park remarks. Just a horrible person.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:19 PM
Wait. I’ve booed Saban back when he was MSU’s coach. I didn’t really get in to it as much as I would’ve though because it wasn’t until later that I realized he was the devil.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:19 PM
Yeah, skipping college and being promoted to the majors at 19 is the epitome of tireless hustle
Is he supposed to endure years of crappy bus rides and travel before earning his stripes?
The kid basically quit school to work at baseball. It’s been his whole life since 15. That, good sir, is work.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:19 PM
Youk, KG, The Azurri, Roger Goodell
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:20 PM
Luke Scott
I even plunk him in The Show. Ass.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:20 PM
Fuck the Rangers. Wonder if Torts is going to line up his goon squad tonight. Seriously, fuck the Blueballz!
I believe the correct phrase is “Rangers suck! Flyers swallow!”
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:20 PM
monty boourns.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:20 PM
Also loved booing Shaq and Jordan.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:20 PM
Luke Scott. And not having anything to do with his Fenway Park remarks. Just a horrible person.
Example? I don’t remember anything negative about him when he was with the Astros. Other than he was horribly inconsistent.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:21 PM
That’s right! I always forget that, my dad would always mention that to me driving by East.
/Never drive anywhere near East on a school day between 2-4pm, holy hell
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:21 PM
John Terry (worst human being in sports).
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:21 PM
Things like this will not get you invited to Claude Giroux’s place for beer pong, Geez.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:21 PM
Get a goalie and a couple d-men.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Example?
he allegedly threw banana peels or chips? at Dominican players in the dugout. And saw nothing wrong with it.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:22 PM
If I ever got to go to a Steelers vs. Ravens game it would definitely be Ray Lewis.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:22 PM
I’m on team Torts. Anyone who is an asshole to the New York media on a consistent basis is alright in my book.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Montreal Wanderers, Toronto Arenas
i will search for the mascots/logos
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Kings/Devils would be a much more entertaining matchup that Kings/Rangers.
Would you mind breaking it down a little more?
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Kevin Stallings. I loathe that smug prick.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:23 PM
Fleury, Martin, and Michalek for the number one.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:23 PM
Nickelback and beer pong? GET ME DEAN LOMBARDI ON THE PHONE.
/Paul Holmgren
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:24 PM
As big an Oriole homer as I am, I booed him in Baltimore. What an ignorant douchebag.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:24 PM
I enjoy booing the shit out of Big Ben & Troy. It’s too bad Tomlin and Antonio Brown are on the Steelers or I could make a case for hating every single Steeler.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:25 PM
This is the main thing. Then there’s the birther fiasco.
Oh, and I take back what I said about Podsednik! Homerun!
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:25 PM
The Rangers get a 2 goal lead and they go into fortress mode. Like the Devils used to in the late 90s. The Devils are a much more offensive team. They have more playmakers and snipers on their roster.
I just don’t trust Marty against the Kings offense.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:25 PM
i signed a contract to run the browns? GET ME PAPA JOHNS PIZZA ON THE PHONE.
/mike holmgren
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:26 PM
Forgot about that, I was just thinking of the ‘birther’ bullshit. And he threw banana chips and such at Felix Pie, didn’t find it the least bit offensive.
It’s worth noting Felix Pie had one of the lowest baseball IQs I’ve ever seen, just not a smart player. But still, that was fucked up.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:26 PM
Would you mind breaking it down a little more?
Coles notes version:
Both the Kings and Devils are good (Kings especially) possession teams that play an agressive forechecking style that pushes the pace. Rangers are more patient team, won’t attempt much off rush unless have odd man advantage, passive in the D-zone keeping teams to outside and clogging up the net front.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:26 PM
Letang and Fleury for #1, Ryan Jones and Horcoff
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:27 PM
Fucking shit O’Day, you give up a homer to FUCKING SCOTT PODSEDNIK?!?
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:27 PM
he allegedly threw banana peels or chips? at Dominican players in the dugout. And saw nothing wrong with it.
Yeah that’s pretty bad. It’s interesting though because we acquired him in the same trade with Cleveland for Willy Taveras (or was that a Rule Five Draft thing…can’t remember). Anyway, Scott’s value was apparently that he spoke Spanish and Taveras spoke no English, so they were allegedly close friends. Perhaps that wasn’t the case…
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:27 PM
And he threw banana chips and such at Felix Pie, didn’t find it the least bit offensive
And on top of it all, where the hell do you get banana chips?
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:27 PM
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=montreal+wanderers+hockey+jersey&qpvt=montreal+wanderers+hockey+jersey&FORM=IGRE#x0y0
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=toronto+arenas&FORM=HDRSC2#x0y1100
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:28 PM
It was nice that most O’s fans seemed to turn on him after the Obama thing, then he got hurt all season, so he never redeemed himself. The team wanted an excuse to ship him out, he had to know he wasn’t long for Baltimore with all those shenanigans.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:28 PM
And on top of it all, where the hell do you get banana chips?
every fucking where. delicious but way sweet
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:29 PM
the first game Houston Nutt came to Arkansas when he was coach for ole piss, I had seats about 15 rows from the field, behind their bench. I rode that dickhead the entire game until I was horse. can’t even remember how many accolades I got from people around me in the section I was in. it was a proud day, I was drunk as shit.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:29 PM
The produce section of your grocery store. But look out, theyre usually loaded with fat and sugar.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:29 PM
Fleury, Martin, and Michalek for the number one.
I’m comfortable with Dubnyk in net, much better off if they could gas his drunken Russian backup. Oilers still 2 years away from being moderately competitive. Would have to get a #1 D back in any deal (Pietrangelo or OEL are my wet dream options).
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:30 PM
What was weird was that him and Pie, even with the racist stuff, were really good friends. That was part of what made him think it was OK, apparently. But, like I said, Pie was a fucking idiot.
I had a teacher that would bring those into class, they were awesome.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:31 PM
Yeah throw in Hall or RNH plus #1.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:31 PM
Vez, look up Detroit Cougars and Philadelphia Quakers next.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:31 PM
to FUCKING SCOTT PODSEDNIK?!?
i don’t get the hate. he may not be that good, but he’s a major leaguer for a decade, and a WS champ who hit a walkoff in a WS game (was it a walkoff?)
what do you do for a living?
/hee hee
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:33 PM
The produce section of your grocery store
Awesome.
/heads for produce
//veers off for banana candy
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:33 PM
Vez, look up Detroit Cougars and Philadelphia Quakers next.
wanderers is good stuff, arenas was disappointing. off i go….
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:33 PM
and a WS champ who hit a walkoff in a WS game (was it a walkoff?)
Yes it as a fucking walkoff. Thanks for bringing it up. Asshole.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:34 PM
It was more the fact he has 41 career homers and he just hit one, that’s what bothered me.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:36 PM
detroit cougars…what team adopted that D first, the cougars or the tigers?
philly quakers, meh. why name your team after pacifists?
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:36 PM
David Stern
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:38 PM
Obligatory Trout >>>> Harper
And fuck Harper for that case.
Best player to boo: Barry Bonds or Chipper Jones
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:38 PM
Santa Claus
/another Philly Phavorite
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:39 PM
You sing “Larrrrrrry” at him, dont you?
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:39 PM
Absolutely not. I am nowhere near Minnesota and the truck that caused the accident isn’t the bee truck, it’s the other one.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:42 PM
I think Mets fans started that.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:43 PM
Shane Victorino holds a special booing place in my heart because I once watched my buddy berate him in right field for 7 innings and than Victorino played a pretty sly move to get my buddy thrown out of the game.
My friend kept yelling at Victorino that he wanted him to toss him a ball (my friend brought his glove, that guy) so Victorino finally obliged him and then put his glove back up to my friend and motioned for my buddy to throw it back to him (like playing catch) my buddy did and then immediately security came down and said you can’t throw stuff on the field. Well played Victorino. Well played.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:43 PM
Chipper Jones
Huh? Was this a typo?
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:44 PM
I had a teacher that would bring those into class, they were awesome.
Go on …
oh nevermind – you’re not from Ohio or Florida.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Definitely a Mets fan thing.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:44 PM
That dude was a skinny, 20 year old, drunk who was playing a terrible Santa Claus. He deserved it. Plus, it was 43 years ago.
I will forever remember being at the JD Drew battery game. Possibly the loudest boos I’ve ever heard, and the Vet was a near sell out.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:45 PM
Trader Joe’s plantain chips are bomb.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:46 PM
I think Mets fans started that.
This made me think of Daryl Strawberry which in turn made me think of Homer at the Bat. Top 10 Simpsons episode? I say yes.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:47 PM
I always had a strong dislike for Dusty Baker but my kid met him the other night when they were in town playing the Braves and said he was extremely nice, chatty and complimentary. Now I’m confused.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:48 PM
Hated Elway for dumping on Baltimore.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:48 PM
“I want the best players…Mordecei Three Finger Brown, Honus Wagner, Cap Anson.”
“Uh sir, all of your players have retired, and uh, passed on. In fact, you’re right fielder has been dead for 135 years.”
“Damnation!”
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:49 PM
Top 10? Definitely top 5 with Mr. Scorpio, Homer as the Beer Barron, Monorail and Treehouse of Horror 2.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:49 PM
Now I’m confused.
don’t be. he won’t play your kid, but will defend him if he does drugs
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:50 PM
Dusty was probably bombed. Easy explanation.
Speaking of which I recently got to meet Marvin Lewis at the Westin in Scottsdale and he was pretty nice. His daughter just had a wedding there so he was probably pretty toasty.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:51 PM
Top 10? Definitely top 5 with Mr. Scorpio, Homer as the Beer Barron, Monorail and Treehouse of Horror 2.
I like the cut of your jib. I’m also a huge fan of when Bart works in the Mason Derrier, though I’m not sure I would go so far as to say a top 10 episode.
Mr. Plow definitely is though, even if Jon Vitti wrote it instead of Conan O’Brien, which mole pointed out to me the other day.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:54 PM
That’s probably in my top 10. Also, the Stonecutters and Treehouse of Horror would flip at 5 and 6. Both are amazing episodes.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:59 PM
Yes they are. Though my favorite Treehouse is still the first one, with The Raven as read by James Earl Jones.
May 23rd, 2012 at 4:01 PM
I also appreciate the Burlesque House episode for providing the inspiration for this gif: http://i.imgur.com/XujHL.gif
May 23rd, 2012 at 4:03 PM
Lead in for United States of Sporcle quiz:
May 23rd, 2012 at 4:07 PM
Class Struggle in Springfield
May 23rd, 2012 at 4:08 PM
Season eight is ridiculously strong.
Homer Goes to College
Homer Versus the Eighteenth Amendment
Last Exit to Springfield
You Only Move Twice
Duffless
Marge vs. The Monorail
Treehouse of Horror III
Those are the money melons right there.
May 23rd, 2012 at 4:09 PM
That list and the season eight statement are two separate thoughts obviously.
May 23rd, 2012 at 4:10 PM
Very solid episode as well. I’m also a big fan of Deep Space Homer
May 23rd, 2012 at 4:12 PM
Lots of people had Harper as the #1 MLB ready
False. Lots of people had Harper #1 long term, not MLB ready. I don’t think anybody expected him in the majors before September. And at least half of the prospect watch thingies had our underdog hero Trout as the #1 prospest going into the season anyway.
May 23rd, 2012 at 4:12 PM
Fuck. Yes.
In Rod We Trust!
Don’t speak ill of the rod!
May 23rd, 2012 at 4:13 PM
I’ll see and call you with season five:
Homer Goes to College, Deep Space Homer, Boy-Scoutz in the Hood, Homer Loves Flanders, Burns’ Heir, Bart Gets an Elephant, $pringfield, Cape Feare, Rosebud, Marge on the Lam. And of course…the Boy who knew Too Much
/Chowdah!
May 23rd, 2012 at 4:15 PM
4-5-6 is the best stretch but the people who say it fell apart after that are fucking morons.
May 23rd, 2012 at 4:17 PM
Stretch that to include 7-9 and I’m in.
May 23rd, 2012 at 4:18 PM
That list and the season eight statement are two separate thoughts obviously.
Thank you for clarifying, I was very confused.
Cape Fear is a solid episode. I’m also a fan of Homer’s mother. Glenn Close can get it…I mean is a great voice actress.
May 23rd, 2012 at 4:19 PM
Season 3-9 for me. First season is rough to watch now. Second season got better, but it started hitting its stride in season 3.
May 23rd, 2012 at 4:21 PM
4-5-6 is the best stretch but the people who say it fell apart after that are fucking morons.
Which seasons were the Part 1 and 2 of Who Shot Mr. Burns? That was the show slowly jumping the shark, in my opinion. But some solid episodes still took place after that, including Das Bus.
May 23rd, 2012 at 4:24 PM
I bet you’re one of those that thinks Principal and the Pauper was a travesty and not one of the ten best episodes, too.
You disgust me.
May 23rd, 2012 at 4:28 PM
I bet you’re one of those that thinks Principal and the Pauper was a travesty and not one of the ten best episodes, too.
You disgust me.
Where the fuck did I say that? I allowed for the fact that there were several good episodes after Who Shot Mr. Burns. But the show started a slow decline at that point.
May 23rd, 2012 at 4:29 PM
Topical
May 23rd, 2012 at 4:34 PM
Got them all correct with 3:10 to go.
/pats self on back
May 23rd, 2012 at 4:42 PM
43/50. But in my defense I had beer at lunch today.
May 23rd, 2012 at 4:48 PM
There’s 50? There was only 24 on the one I did.