The kid she banged must be a legend in his school by now.

“Victim” indeed. I remember wanted to be victimized by the dance team coach at my high school.

I’m losing bone density, nothing a few laps around the track can’t fix.

/ watch the movie
// we’re getting fatter

Perhaps one of the smartest, most concise explanations I’ve ever seen on here.

Another thing I would never have. Someone with figure out how to exploit it.

But those few months before you got robbed would be glorious.

Nicely done. Also I miss your old username.

I had to change it up. I felt it wasn’t effective anymore. this one is just a place holder until I can find something else to showcase my wit.

This product was on Shark Tank last week…pretty cool idea.

Another thing I would never have. Someone with figure out how to exploit it.

there’s no media here, lawya.

Nicely done. Also I miss your old username.

/Tech Talk Tuesdays

Using any social media to talk shit about another form is “cultish” by that definition.

You know, like the comments section on a blog.

you’re implying this is a social media platform. there’s no media here, lawya.

You know, like the comments section on a blog.

Yeah, I guess you’re right. I’ll quit bitching.

molemaninthemorning Says:

Every time, and I mean every time I read your name I hear it in my head sung to the tune of Angel of the Morning. JUST CALL ME MOLEMAN, IN THE MORNING, MOLEMAN!

AND WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH THE RAZOR SLOT IN THE AIRPLANE BATHROOM? ARE PEOPLE ACTUALLY SHAVING IN THERE?

I flew once

Remember the space ship world in Wall-E? Combine that with “Idiocracy” and BAM, there’s our great grandchildren’s future.

I plan to be dead long before that shit happens.

anyone use their phone to shop with, pay with? digital wallets are nigh

Paying bills through my PNC app, sure.

I will never EVER get a phone with an NFC chip in it though. Or when it becomes an impossible technology to escape I just won’t use it for that, I guess.

There it is, in a nutshell.

we’re complaining about the increasingly vapidness that seems to come with it.

+1