Cincinnati Ben-gals Cheerleader Who Allegedly Slept with Student is Now Wearing an Ankle Bracelet, Not Allowed to Text

All, Cheerleaders, Sexting Jason McIntyre May 22nd. 2012, 11:00am

Sarah Jones, the Cincinnati Ben-gals cheerleader/teacher accused of sleeping with one of her high school students, had her bond reduced this week (her mom’s was lowered, too), along with this:

each woman was ordered to be put on electronic monitoring, forbidden from having any contact with the alleged victim or his family and told to disable the texting feature of their cellphone.

Ouch. Back to the dark ages. At least she’s still got Facebook and twitter. [KY Post]

Previously: Bengals Cheerleader Accused of Sleeping With High School Student Pleads Not Guilty
Previously: Cincinnati Ben-Gals Cheerleader Indicted on Sexual Abuse Charge for Allegedly Having a Relationship with a High School Student

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49 Responses to “Cincinnati Ben-gals Cheerleader Who Allegedly Slept with Student is Now Wearing an Ankle Bracelet, Not Allowed to Text”

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ms621 Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:04 AM
Ouch. Back to the dark ages. At least she’s still got Facebook and twitter
And an actual phone which sounds as though it still makes calls.
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KC Resident Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:04 AM
All Ohio today.
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molemaninthemorning Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:06 AM
Ben-golly!
/mother fucking VEAL
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cracker jack Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:06 AM
Do they really refer to themselves as the “Ben-Gals”?
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St. Bear Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:07 AM
And an actual phone which sounds as though it still makes calls.
Phones do what now?
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SenyorMadre Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:07 AM
All Ohio today.
so glad i can share these moments with you all
/right here, right now
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A.P. Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:07 AM
CJ – yes
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:08 AM
Ben-golly!
Ha!
“Ben-over, here it comes again”.
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rittyrich Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:08 AM
At least she’s still got Facebook and twitter.
Do people really use twitter to communicate?
I use it for news, to sometimes bitch at lazy sports writers, and to monitor just how much some of you like to tweet when someone scores a soccer goal as if the rest of your friends who give a shit aren’t already watching the game.
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A.P. Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:08 AM
/right here, right now
listening to Jesus Jones?
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molemaninthemorning Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:09 AM
There are apps for texting that assign you a shell phone number like Google Voice and then you text regularly through the app, runs over the internet. I used those all the time whenever I left the country. So what I’m saying is, she can troll for dick without technically using her texting capabilities.
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SenyorMadre Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:09 AM
Do they really refer to themselves as the “Ben-Gals”?
i remember in grade school doing a riddle/quiz on the nfl mascots. it gave clues, like crossword clues, so bengals was ‘used to be female’
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cracker jack Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:10 AM
and to monitor just how much some of you like to tweet when someone scores a soccer goal as if the rest of your friends who give a shit aren’t already watching the game.
Ha, this.
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SenyorMadre Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:11 AM
listening to Jesus Jones
comparing ohio posts to the berlin wall coming down, like in the jj video for that song
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St. Bear Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:11 AM
Do people really use twitter to communicate?
I use it for news, to sometimes bitch at lazy sports writers, and to monitor just how much some of you like to tweet when someone scores a soccer goal as if the rest of your friends who give a shit aren’t already watching the game
I use it to try and impress people with my wit and knowledge.
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ms621 Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:11 AM
Phones do what now?
Exactly. We have apparently progressed one step closer to becoming a densely packed, ennui ridden, urban society in which we despise being around one another. If that’s not a page out of an Orwellian dystopia, then I don’t know what any of these words mean.
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BFFredo Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:11 AM
She can always send me a raven.
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cracker jack Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:13 AM
The thing about cell phones is, they’re getting bigger. I always thought as technology got better, everything would get smaller, but it seems phones have hit their small point and are now expanding. Who knew. We’ll be back to Zach Morris sized in no time.
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scripty Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:13 AM
if she cant text, that makes her a candidate for a cold call.
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St. Bear Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:14 AM
The thing about cell phones is, they’re getting bigger. I always thought as technology got better, everything would get smaller, but it seems phones have hit their small point and are now expanding. Who knew. We’ll be back to Zach Morris sized in no time.
More likely we’ll just have iPads that we talk into.
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cracker jack Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:15 AM
We have apparently progressed one step closer to becoming a densely packed, ennui ridden, urban society in which we despise being around one another.
Remember the space ship world in Wall-E? Combine that with “Idiocracy” and BAM, there’s our future.
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cracker jack Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:16 AM
More likely we’ll just have iPads that we talk into.
Interesting, and probably everything will be Facetime calls, like the Jetsons.
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St. Bear Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:16 AM
Remember the space ship world in Wall-E?
My remote controlled robot will totally crush your remote controlled robot at tennis.
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molemaninthemorning Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:16 AM
The hilarity of complaining about the pervasiveness of technology in a blog comment section never escapes me.
Most people suck.
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SenyorMadre Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:17 AM
The thing about cell phones is, they’re getting bigger. I always thought as technology got better, everything would get smaller, but it seems phones have hit their small point and are now expanding. Who knew. We’ll be back to Zach Morris sized in no time.
anyone use their phone to shop with, pay with? digital wallets are nigh
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molemaninthemorning Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:17 AM
AND WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH THE RAZOR SLOT IN THE AIRPLANE BATHROOM? ARE PEOPLE ACTUALLY SHAVING IN THERE?
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rittyrich Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:17 AM
Plus, people who are all into Twitter love to talk about how facebook is stupid. But you never see it the other way around where people who post a lot on facebook talk bad about twitter. It’s kind of cultish. Or as I like to call it – Darren Rovell-ish or however you spell his name.
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molemaninthemorning Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:18 AM
But you never see it the other way around where people who post a lot on facebook talk bad about twitter.
I see that all the time.
Using any social media to talk shit about another form is “cultish” by that definition.
You know, like the comments section on a blog.
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St. Bear Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:18 AM
The hilarity of complaining about the pervasiveness of technology in a blog comment section never escapes me.
Not complaining about the pervasiveness of technology, we’re complaining about the increasingly vapidness that seems to come with it.
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molemaninthemorning Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:19 AM
we’re complaining about the increasingly vapidness that seems to come with it.
+1
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Scouser Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:20 AM
we’re complaining about the increasingly vapidness that seems to come with it.
There it is, in a nutshell.
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molemaninthemorning Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:21 AM
anyone use their phone to shop with, pay with? digital wallets are nigh
Paying bills through my PNC app, sure.
I will never EVER get a phone with an NFC chip in it though. Or when it becomes an impossible technology to escape I just won’t use it for that, I guess.
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MP Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:21 AM
Remember the space ship world in Wall-E? Combine that with “Idiocracy” and BAM, there’s our great grandchildren’s future.
I plan to be dead long before that shit happens.
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jim Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:21 AM
The kid she banged must be a legend in his school by now.
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:21 AM
No texting? Why even have a need for a phone? There isn’t anything to do in Cincinnati anyway.
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GloriousMullet Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:22 AM
AND WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH THE RAZOR SLOT IN THE AIRPLANE BATHROOM? ARE PEOPLE ACTUALLY SHAVING IN THERE?
I flew once
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cracker jack Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:22 AM
molemaninthemorning Says:
Every time, and I mean every time I read your name I hear it in my head sung to the tune of Angel of the Morning. JUST CALL ME MOLEMAN, IN THE MORNING, MOLEMAN!
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molemaninthemorning Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:23 AM
The 1950s are closer to Idiocracy than our future will be.
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rittyrich Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:23 AM
You know, like the comments section on a blog.
Yeah, I guess you’re right. I’ll quit bitching.
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mizerle06 is sarah phillips Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:23 AM
Using any social media to talk shit about another form is “cultish” by that definition.
You know, like the comments section on a blog.
you’re implying this is a social media platform. there’s no media here, lawya.
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Scouser Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:23 AM
St.Bear, check your email.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:24 AM
This product was on Shark Tank last week…pretty cool idea.
/Tech Talk Tuesdays
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molemaninthemorning Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:24 AM
there’s no media here, lawya.
Nicely done. Also I miss your old username.
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molemaninthemorning Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:25 AM
This product was on Shark Tank last week…pretty cool idea.
Another thing I would never have. Someone with figure out how to exploit it.
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mizerle06 is sarah phillips Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:28 AM
Nicely done. Also I miss your old username.
I had to change it up. I felt it wasn’t effective anymore. this one is just a place holder until I can find something else to showcase my wit.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:30 AM
Another thing I would never have. Someone with figure out how to exploit it.
But those few months before you got robbed would be glorious.
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ms621 Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:34 AM
Not complaining about the pervasiveness of technology, we’re complaining about the increasingly vapidness that seems to come with it.
Perhaps one of the smartest, most concise explanations I’ve ever seen on here.
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bk Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 12:01 PM
Remember the space ship world in Wall-E?
I’m losing bone density, nothing a few laps around the track can’t fix.
/ watch the movie
// we’re getting fatter
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Mr. C Says:
May 22nd, 2012 at 12:55 PM
The kid she banged must be a legend in his school by now.
“Victim” indeed. I remember wanted to be victimized by the dance team coach at my high school.