Pat Burrell’s Wild Weekend in Philadelphia Included Grabbing This Woman’s Boob
All, Former Athletes May 21st. 2012, 10:33am
Pat Burrell. Former baseball player. Lothario. Columnist’s dream. Two-time World Series champ. Beloved by impossible-to-impress Philadelphia Phillies fans. And the type of guy who will only take a picture with a female fan if he can place his hand on her chest. The photo comes from Crossing Broad, which did a fantastic job chronicling Burrell’s wild weekend in Philly. [Crossing Broad]
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May 21st, 2012 at 10:39 AM
Legend. Happy Victoria Day friends of the North.
May 21st, 2012 at 10:41 AM
In his defense, BOOBIES!!
May 21st, 2012 at 10:41 AM
pat burrell seems like the type of guy that’d ask you if he could rub one out in your bathroom on a sunday afternoon.
May 21st, 2012 at 10:42 AM
JEALOUS.
May 21st, 2012 at 10:43 AM
What’s a Victoria Day?
May 21st, 2012 at 10:44 AM
Classic Philly poon. Close to hot, yet so damn far.
May 21st, 2012 at 10:45 AM
pat burrell seems like the type of guy that’d ask you if he could rub one out in your bathroom on a sunday afternoon.
That reminded me again of this.
May 21st, 2012 at 10:45 AM
mcdonalds could introduce the mcfilet, but it’d still taste like mcdonalds.
May 21st, 2012 at 10:45 AM
He should form a WWE tag team with Lenny Dykstra.
May 21st, 2012 at 10:45 AM
I thought that the Phillies give away item of a signed Pat Burrell birth control pill box to all ladies 18 and over was both practical and thoughtful.
May 21st, 2012 at 10:46 AM
that and the princess leia jury duty scenes are my two favorites…if it werent for that damned jenna, that show might be truly phenomenal.
May 21st, 2012 at 10:48 AM
CJ wants to get randomly groped by Pat Burrell?
May 21st, 2012 at 10:49 AM
Don’t forget Kenneth being about as funny as a cancer diagnosis
May 21st, 2012 at 10:51 AM
Don’t forget Kenneth being about as funny as a cancer diagnosis
I like his character more–it’s basically the same character–in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
May 21st, 2012 at 10:51 AM
“sir, im sorry to inform you you’ve got cancer and alzheimer’s.”
WHEW…for a second there i thought i had cancer!
May 21st, 2012 at 10:53 AM
if it werent for that damned jenna, that show might be truly phenomenal.
30 rock cracks me up. just another show with no laugh track that i love.
May 21st, 2012 at 10:54 AM
Theyve made him look better by bringing that annoying Hazel character on
May 21st, 2012 at 10:54 AM
30 rock cracks me up. just another show with no laugh track that i love.
The worst laugh track ever is Friends. If you go back and watch an episode and pay attention to it, it’s so annoying that it makes you want to rip the head off of a baby hamster with your bare hands.
May 21st, 2012 at 10:54 AM
So conflicted.
May 21st, 2012 at 10:55 AM
Pat the Bat – legend
May 21st, 2012 at 10:57 AM
They were on to something with the move to Standards and Practices before hitting reset to start another round of “Kenneth has to get back into the Page Program again”…that show spent the season spinning its tires I thought
Agreed, too bad too since Schaal is tremendous on Bob’s Burgers
May 21st, 2012 at 10:58 AM
No silly…cj wants to grab the bewb.
May 21st, 2012 at 10:58 AM
The worst laugh track ever is Friends. If you go back and watch an episode and pay attention to it, it’s so annoying that it makes you want to rip the head off of a baby hamster with your bare hands.
its gotten to the point with me that i can even watch a show with a laugh track.
May 21st, 2012 at 10:58 AM
There’s no way this happens during this season. They’re just gonna leave 3rd base in the hands of a guy who has had 69 total career at bats? Maybe this offseason though.
May 21st, 2012 at 11:00 AM
its gotten to the point with me that i can even watch a show with a laugh track.
Agreed. Though I don’t mind a live studio audience. Married with Children used their studio audience better than almost any sitcom ever.
May 21st, 2012 at 11:01 AM
No silly…cj wants to grab the bewb.
Oh, so it’s going to be that kind of post?
/takes off pants
May 21st, 2012 at 11:01 AM
“sir, im sorry to inform you you’ve got cancer and alzheimer’s.”
WHEW…for a second there i thought i had cancer!
/Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling
May 21st, 2012 at 11:01 AM
i would immediately do a 180 on my hatred of kevin youkilis if he were traded to the indians.
May 21st, 2012 at 11:02 AM
I dont even notice it on HIMYM
May 21st, 2012 at 11:02 AM
It seems like it’s the right move for the long term, though.
May 21st, 2012 at 11:03 AM
She’s dating Mitch Williams?
May 21st, 2012 at 11:03 AM
Well they left the construction of the team in Ben Cherington’s hands. His sample size as a GM is about as a large as Middlebrooks as a player. So far he’s acquired a guy who is out for the year and Marlon Byrd.
May 21st, 2012 at 11:04 AM
Youk for Scott Barnes and Tony Wolters.
May 21st, 2012 at 11:04 AM
Pat can get it.
May 21st, 2012 at 11:05 AM
Hazel
if we had another girl, this would be her name
pat v. garvey for the jawline title…who ya got?
May 21st, 2012 at 11:06 AM
i would immediately do a 180 on my hatred of kevin youkilis if he were traded to the indians.
hafner is the most dangerous….LOOKING batter in the MLB
May 21st, 2012 at 11:07 AM
Not really. I mean, he’s been with the team longer than Theo was there. Hes been involved in many decisions.
Absolutely.
May 21st, 2012 at 11:07 AM
Well they left the construction of the team in Ben Cherington’s hands. His sample size as a GM is about as a large as Middlebrooks as a player. So far he’s acquired a guy who is out for the year and Marlon Byrd.
you typed this with one hand huh?
May 21st, 2012 at 11:07 AM
Excuse me, out for the year? Are you talking about Bailey?
May 21st, 2012 at 11:08 AM
“sir, im sorry to inform you you’ve got cancer and alzheimer’s.”
WHEW…for a second there i thought i had cancer
cancer? that’s Hilarious!!
/jeri blank’d
May 21st, 2012 at 11:08 AM
This Andrew Bailey?
May 21st, 2012 at 11:08 AM
There aren’t many guys I wouldn’t immediately flop for if they were traded to my teams.
Jeter
A-Rod
Kobe
May 21st, 2012 at 11:08 AM
Acquire a pitcher, Ben. You need about 3 of them.
May 21st, 2012 at 11:08 AM
She was fantastic on Flight of the Conchords
May 21st, 2012 at 11:10 AM
Chris Carpenter is out for the year. Forget about him already?
May 21st, 2012 at 11:10 AM
Well yeah. He was the throwaway in a deal that Theo refused to take seriously. So yeah, I dont really expect anything out of that.
May 21st, 2012 at 11:12 AM
I JUST LOST 75 FUCKING MINUTES OF CUSTOM WORK BECAUSE OUR FUCKING SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS CAN’T FUCKIGN INSTALL A GOD DAMNED FUCKING SCROLL BAR IN THE FUCKING BOX?!?!?!
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME.
May 21st, 2012 at 11:12 AM
She was fantastic on Flight of the Conchords
was that cancelled?
May 21st, 2012 at 11:15 AM
I JUST LOST 75 FUCKING MINUTES OF CUSTOM WORK BECAUSE OUR FUCKING SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS CAN’T FUCKIGN INSTALL A GOD DAMNED FUCKING SCROLL BAR IN THE FUCKING BOX?!?!?!
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME.
this was my emotion when i lost a whole story on deadline at the 92 indy 500 and had to speak the story from memory over the phone
May 21st, 2012 at 11:16 AM
Probably busy working on your mobile site?
May 21st, 2012 at 11:16 AM
I guess I”m confused. Do you think there are usually tons of trades in MLB by May 21st? Such high expectations.
May 21st, 2012 at 11:17 AM
I expect Boston to fold under public pressure and make a panic move.
May 21st, 2012 at 11:18 AM
?? Are you just trolling? Oh, you are. Never mind then.
May 21st, 2012 at 11:20 AM
Nope. Quite serious. Red Sox are in last place. Pressure builds when you’re in the cellar. Especially in that market. Especially with that fanbase. Especially when the Baltimore Orioles are doing so much more while spending so much less. Especially when Boston doesn’t have a 3-4-5 pitcher worth a damn. Especially when the bullpen still keeps throwing Matt Albers out there to serve up meatballs.
May 21st, 2012 at 11:22 AM
So in one breath you are claiming Ben needs to make a move to fulfill a need and in the next you have already decided that move is going to be a panicked one. They can’t win with you, can they?
May 21st, 2012 at 11:23 AM
That’s actually what I think.
May 21st, 2012 at 11:26 AM
It’s cute when people think that management cares about their opinions.
May 21st, 2012 at 11:26 AM
i lolled.
May 21st, 2012 at 11:28 AM
You’re owned by John Henry. The guy who made sure to go on WEEI during the Epstein fiasco to save face. He cares what people think about him. A lot.
May 21st, 2012 at 11:31 AM
/throws up the U
May 21st, 2012 at 11:33 AM
Just clicked on the FB link in the Crossing broad post and I have 2 mutual friends with the chick getting groped. Small world out there.
May 21st, 2012 at 11:34 AM
Oh and it appears Pat isn’t the only guy she lets grab her tits for pictures.
May 21st, 2012 at 11:38 AM
This…
May 21st, 2012 at 11:41 AM
i would immediately do a 180 on my hatred of kevin youkilis if he were traded to the indians.
I’ll talk to you after his initial 1 for 45 run to start his stint with indians.
May 21st, 2012 at 11:42 AM
Seriously…His defense also isn’t what it used to be. Indians are better off at the corners as currently put together. It’s not worth the risk for the Tribe. I, however, fully support the Sox trying to deal him.
May 21st, 2012 at 11:43 AM
Link to only semicolon-less article in your portfolio?
/hernia
May 21st, 2012 at 11:45 AM
I JUST LOST 75 FUCKING MINUTES OF CUSTOM WORK BECAUSE OUR FUCKING SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS CAN’T FUCKIGN INSTALL A GOD DAMNED FUCKING SCROLL BAR IN THE FUCKING BOX?!?!?!
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME.
Shouldn’t have farmed it out to
BombayCleveland.May 21st, 2012 at 12:02 PM
Dont want youk.
Tribe will evenually need another arm so I’d just wait it out.
May 21st, 2012 at 12:05 PM
/pours one out for the artist formerly known as Fausto?
May 21st, 2012 at 12:07 PM
Link to only semicolon-less article in your portfolio?
/hernia
rex, teach me to own photoshop and i bet i insert a few of my favorite accidental punctuation marks
May 21st, 2012 at 12:19 PM
boob me up scottie