Chelsea’s David Luiz did this interview after winning the Champions League Final. He definitely was exhausted and may not have been 100 percent sober. After about two minutes of Luiz and the reporter trying to conduct an interview awkwardly in English, the Brazilian puts his arm around the reporter and starts babbling in Italian and Portuguese. You might think the climax would come with the tongue wagging, but, no, Luiz spies legendary AC Milan manager Arrigo Sacchi on the monitor, points at him and shouts “Caraca,” which means “bald” in Portuguese.

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