Sammy Sosa is Back, and Whiter Than Ever

Back in November 2009, Sammy Sosa stepped out in public looking … white. It caused a stir on the internet. The hubbub was so significant, the Chicago Tribune wrote about it and Sosa had to come out and say, “I’m not a racist.” Sosa turned up at two red carpet events this week in Miami and New York looking … yeah. That’s a very bold silver ensemble, Sammy.

Previously: Sammy Sosa’s Bleached Face: “rejuvenation process for his skin”

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6 Responses to “Sammy Sosa is Back, and Whiter Than Ever”

Gerard Portmanteau Says:
May 17th, 2012 at 8:16 PM

Well that sure doesn’t look right.

scripty Says:
May 17th, 2012 at 8:32 PM

pharmaceutical phony creation. he can dye his skin purple for all I care but screw this guy.

spencer096 Says:
May 17th, 2012 at 8:42 PM

ot…weird ass range sesh.

only missed a couple shots with a full swing…dead solid 4/5 shots with my miss being a push fade that was still ending up close to pin high at my target. then tried to hit a couple 60 yard shots…the ones i did hit well were dead pulled, the rest were just fucking HORRIBLE.

figured my short game needed work, went to the chipping green and holed out my first two pitches. then, just to get a feel for the yardage, i decided to chip over the green (about 40 yards) and hit em all within a yard of my spot. sweet…think ive found the problem.

go back to aim at my 60 yard flag…didn’t hit a single one well.

pisses me off something fierce.

/ot…had to rant

KC Resident Says:
May 17th, 2012 at 8:50 PM