Comments on: John Tortorella Said 37 Words at His Postgame Press Conference

By: VladimirCrouton

VladimirCrouton — Thu, 17 May 2012 16:29:53 +0000

Suter will probably be a Wing.

If he hasn’t re-signed with Nashville by July 1st you can bet your ass he will be. Same goes for Parise.

By: cleet

cleet — Thu, 17 May 2012 15:58:52 +0000

Oh and I also almost bumped into Kate Upton leaving MSG last night.

#humblestbrag

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 17 May 2012 15:57:36 +0000

In a row?

[makes audibly loud sucking noises]

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 17 May 2012 15:57:14 +0000

you ever watch deadliest warrior? he’s FANTASTIC on there…esp breaking down tactics.

I haven’t, but I might need to start doing so.

By: molemaninthemorning

molemaninthemorning — Thu, 17 May 2012 15:55:57 +0000

In a row?

By: MaddMatt

MaddMatt — Thu, 17 May 2012 15:54:24 +0000

Who cares?

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 17 May 2012 15:53:51 +0000

Some of the people on the show with him look like they are barely stifling laughter at that guy’s mannerisms. He’s so ridiculously intense, it’s amusing.

you ever watch deadliest warrior? he’s FANTASTIC on there…esp breaking down tactics.

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 17 May 2012 15:51:06 +0000

“were here testing out the new .50 caliber pastemaker…but what if you need to…/unnecessary hand gesture…think outside the box?”

Some of the people on the show with him look like they are barely stifling laughter at that guy’s mannerisms. He’s so ridiculously intense, it’s amusing.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 17 May 2012 15:45:42 +0000

Nice. That guy is kind of a cartoon.

“were here testing out the new .50 caliber pastemaker…but what if you need to…/unnecessary hand gesture…think outside the box?”

By: MP

MP — Thu, 17 May 2012 15:45:36 +0000

Thanks for the warning. Guess I wont go in that post.

You’ll be missing out on some in-depth, thought-provoking analysis of tonight’s game, but a big fat Brazilian ass won’t show up on the middle of your screen as your co-worker walks by.

By: johndewar

johndewar — Thu, 17 May 2012 15:41:40 +0000

ive never understood the logic behind the stinkpalm…unknowingly shaking poop hands is not nearly as bad as willingly sticking your hand in your ass.
I’ll let Mallrats handle this one.

“A small price to pay for the smiting of one’s enemies”….

/still can’t see the hidden picture

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 17 May 2012 15:41:38 +0000

why’d they give the dude from futureweapons the stink palm?

Nice. That guy is kind of a cartoon.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 17 May 2012 15:40:39 +0000

I’ll let Mallrats handle this on

why’d they give the dude from futureweapons the stink palm?

By: PeerLessPrices

PeerLessPrices — Thu, 17 May 2012 15:40:32 +0000

Weber is more of a wildcard. They have his rights for one more year, need to sign him long-term

This would crush the franchise, into oversigning a washed up “star” to appease fans. (looking at you Paul Kariya/Peter Forsberg)

I’d like to see a young star come though.

By: Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn — Thu, 17 May 2012 15:40:11 +0000

Oh and I also almost bumped into Kate Upton leaving MSG last night. Anyone on here who has spoken a negative word about her should be tarred and feather. Stunning in person.

By: cracker jack

cracker jack — Thu, 17 May 2012 15:39:32 +0000

Just a heads-up: there’s a rather large pic in the middle of the next post that’s barely SFW.

Thanks for the warning. Guess I wont go in that post.

By: Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn — Thu, 17 May 2012 15:38:53 +0000

I’ll let Mallrats handle this on

That goddamn kid is back on the escalator again!

Jason Lee kills it in the movie.

By: SenyorMadre

SenyorMadre — Thu, 17 May 2012 15:38:10 +0000

Then call me weak,

i’m downgrading you to flaccid

By: jekyll

jekyll — Thu, 17 May 2012 15:37:39 +0000

My mistake. With the pedigree of Larry Coker.

Or Mack Brown.

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 17 May 2012 15:37:30 +0000

ive never understood the logic behind the stinkpalm…unknowingly shaking poop hands is not nearly as bad as willingly sticking your hand in your ass.I'll let Mallrats handle this one.