Ballin’: Kobe, Lakers Choke in the Final Two Minutes, Trail Thunder 2-0
Los Angeles 75, Oklahoma City 77: The Lakers got the pace they wanted in the second half, the Thunder got an off night from its Big 3 (Westbrook, Durant and Harden were just 17-of-40) and the Lakers clung to a 75-68 lead with two minutes left, hoping to knot the series at one heading back to LA. Then OKC closed the game on a 9-0 run, and Bill Plaschke blamed Kobe Bryant:
He muffed it. He dropped it. He bricked it. And in the final seconds, when the Lakers needed him most, he never even touched it, watching Steve Blake clank a three-point attempt that put the finishing fumble on a monumental collapse … I’ve covered Kobe Bryant since he arrived in Los Angeles 16 years ago, and I’ve never seen him fall so completely apart in a moment so incredibly big.
Yeah, Kobe (9-of-25, 0-6 three-pointers) couldn’t close. According to ESPN, since 2007, Kobe Bryant is 0-7 on game-tying/go-ahead shots in the final 10 seconds of regulation/overtime. The Lakers shot a combined 2-of-15 from deep, a problem that has ailed them all season.
Serge Ibaka blocked seven shots for the Thunder, who only scored 29 points in the 2nd half, but scored 27 in the 2nd quarter.
Boston 107, Philadelphia 91: Classic bed-shitting by the 76ers, or typically dominant performance by the Celtics in a big spot? The Big 3 did what the Big 3 do – takeover. Rajon Rondo: 23 points, 14 assists, one turnover. Kevin Garnett: 27 points, 13 rebounds. Paul Pierce was only 6-17 shooting, but did finish with 24 points and 12 rebounds. The 76ers’ bench was effective (13 points for Lou Williams; 22 for Thad Young) but the starters were an abomination – Evan Turner and Elton Brand shot a combined 2-16. The 76ers will probably win game four and prolong the inevitable.

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May 17th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
So Kobe, about that whole table thing. Could you elaborate exactly what table you were talking about?
May 17th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
For possibly the first time in his miserable life, Plaschke got it right. Artest made the right play, Kobe wasn’t open. Shouldn’t have come down to that though.
May 17th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
Sounds like my first sexual encounter.
May 17th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
#ChokeClutchStatsRatings
May 17th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
Sounds like the time I fucked The Wayne Fontes Safari.
May 17th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
Heard this and I can’t figure out why all of these since 2007 don’t count:
Jan. 14, 2008: Lakers 123 – Sonics 121 (OT jumper over Jeff Green w/ 4.3 secs)
Jan. 09, 2009: Lakers 121 – Pacers 119 (jumper over Jarrett Jack w/ 3 secs)
Dec. 04, 2009: Lakers 108 – Heat 107 (buzzer-beater, 3-pointer over Dwyane Wade)
Dec. 16, 2009: Lakers 107 – Bucks 106 (OT buzzer-beater, jumper over Charlie Bell)
Jan. 01, 2010: Lakers 109 – Kings 108 (buzzer-beater, 3-pointer)
Jan. 31, 2010: Lakers 90 – Celtics 89 (jumper over Ray Allen w/ 7.3 secs)
Feb. 23, 2010: Lakers 99 – Grizzlies 98 (3-pointer over Rudy Gay w/ 4.3 secs)
Mar. 09, 2010: Lakers 109 – Raptors 107 (fade-away jumper over Antoine Wright w/ 1.9 secs)
May 17th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
This stat is crazy:
James Harden has already taken as many shots in time/score < 3 minutes/3 point situations in playoffs as he did entire regular-season.
May 17th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
Just playoff games.
May 17th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
Vega – just the playoffs
May 17th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
The Celtics look motivated, something that I haven’t seen in a long time. They’re started to get my hopes up, so naturally this won’t end well.
May 17th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
I can’t believe people are complaining about the Blake shot. That’s the least of the problems. You get an open look with a spot up shooter like that every game, you are in good shape.
May 17th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
So of course Apples comes up with the Ipad Mini AFTER I buy a Kindle Fire
May 17th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
rest in peace, steve…we got her. we finally fuckin’ got her.
May 17th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
Final seconds? In the last 6 minutes the only number Kobe put on the stat sheet was a couple turnovers.
Because we’ve somehow reached a point where wins only count if your “star” made a spinning fade away 30 foot shot as the buzzer sounds.
May 17th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
this guy gets it.
May 17th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
Yeah, I mean Blake is a professional basketball player, you want those guys taking wide open shots.
May 17th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
Sometimes I wonder if JMac is related to the chick in the Colorado hotel room. The Kobe hate just spews from your keyboard, Young Jason.
May 17th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
Mr. Lisk….I’m disappointed in you as it is pretty obvious. That Blake guy doesn’t possess the magical clutch “gene.” During the last minute or so of close games, only people that have this magical “gene” are supposed to take shots and they certainly are the only ones that can make such shots.
May 17th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
Whoops. Guess I missed that. Forgive me, I’m so disgusted it’s hard to form coherent thoughts.
I can’t either. But what I have not heard anyone bring up is fucking Kobe complaining under the basket after the shot instead of fouling Sefalosha (his man, btw) after the rebound. Pau had to run over and do it and waste precious time. I’m sick.
May 17th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
The Lakers shot a combined 2-of-15 from deep, a problem that has ailed them all season.
“Doctor, it hurts when I go like this…”
/rimshot, veal, etc.
May 17th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
Thought he was into Anal….
We are talking Kobe, right?
May 17th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
WHUDYUUMEAN I GOTTA…burp…PROBLEM? I CAN QUIT WHENNEVERIWANT.
/walks out without paying tab
May 17th, 2012 at 10:47 AM
So is this enough to settle it once and for all? Just checking.
-MJ
May 17th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
Wish I had learned about tunein.com sooner. Being able to listen to Dan Patrick rather than Cowherd at work is glorious.
May 17th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
I would like to see how Anthony Lima blames this on Gasol.
May 17th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
You didn’t miss anything. The “playoff” part isn’t in the post.
May 17th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
Lakers ran out of gas. The Thunder are better. No shame in that loss, on the road.
May 17th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
An exciting finished overshadowed some terrible refereeing…phantom call on Harden, Ron Artest clothesline…bad calls both ways.
May 17th, 2012 at 10:57 AM
You imply we should be comparing teams, which is confusing. Teams dont play basketball, basketball is played by stars taking selfish last second shots.
May 17th, 2012 at 10:57 AM
Artest (i refuse to call him WP) absolutely made the right call and the fact that it is even being debated tells you how retarded we are with our obsession of who does or doesnt take the final shot.
May 17th, 2012 at 11:00 AM
What’s getting overlooked how awful OKC looked in the half-court for the entire 2nd half before the late burst. Let’s not start printing championship shirts just yet.
May 17th, 2012 at 11:01 AM
Watching entire games rather than youtube clips or SC highlights gives you that dreaded nuanced perspective.
May 17th, 2012 at 11:04 AM
Nuance is for suckers, yelling loud and questioning someones mental toughness is where its at.
May 17th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
Noticed this as well… they struggle when their jumpshots arent going down, but the amount of jumpers could be because of the Lakers’ inside presence. I’m going to assume the Thunder will win one of the back to back games in LA this weekend. Spurs / Thunder should be a great WCF.
May 17th, 2012 at 11:13 AM
At least there wasn’t a Clippers-esque disclaimer like “The Thunder got the win, but the Lakers got the highlights.”
May 17th, 2012 at 11:14 AM
The Lakers did a fantastic job of stripping Durant and Harden when they were driving the lane. Plus, Gasol and Bynum were deflecting high kickouts while the backcourt would look to take away bounce passes. It was a pretty solid game plan by Mike Brown.
May 17th, 2012 at 11:16 AM
Partly. But also that’s kinda who they are. The problem was they werent getting good looks on the perimeter either – the only open shots were Ibaka from 12 feet on the baseline – if you can get OKC shooting those shots you will win…unless you choke in the last 2 minutes.
May 17th, 2012 at 11:16 AM
My bad, that was in reference to a Celtics-Heat game: http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/04/11/ballin-when-can-we-officially-begin-to-worry-about-the-miami-heat/
May 17th, 2012 at 11:16 AM
The problem with the last possession wasn’t that Blake took the shot, it’s that the Lakers allowed OKC to wait 15 seconds to take their foul to give, rather than forcing the issue early on to allow a quick shot and foul. More about coaching than execution there.
May 17th, 2012 at 11:17 AM
You’re 24 hours early. This is what we can expect tomorrow when the Spurs win by 20 but don’t execute a single dunk.
May 17th, 2012 at 11:24 AM
Haven’t read all the comments, but Kobe definitely fell apart at the end there. I was pretty blown away by his terribleness. It wasn’t so much the missed shots- the Lakers offense was basically to pass it in to the high post, stand, look around, wait until the shot clock got under 10 seconds, then get the ball back to Kobe and ask him to quickly get a shot. The crazy parts to me were the turnovers and the bad defense. So weird how the Lakers as a whole just completely fell apart.
May 17th, 2012 at 11:27 AM
Tough to put all the onus on just that Blake shot when the team had just choked away a 7-point lead in 2 minutes. One stop on the defensive end or one steal in transition and it never comes down to that.
May 17th, 2012 at 11:31 AM
All other Lakers are 4-7.
May 17th, 2012 at 11:32 AM
Brand new narrative! Is he a “closer”? Is he “clutch”? Does he have “it”? I can’t wait to see how this one plays out.
May 17th, 2012 at 11:37 AM
Lots of putbacks from all those Kobe bricks.
May 17th, 2012 at 11:39 AM
Did anyone else notice how Kevin Durant’s game winner is essentially the exact same shot he always takes in that Doodle Jump/Sprint commercial? I found that to be pretty wild. I mean shit, you would have thought the defense would see that one coming.
/Lakers never have seen that commercial
//”Doodle Jump? Man, that’s messed up”
May 17th, 2012 at 11:40 AM
The best part was the Doodle Jump commercial was first out of the gate right after he made the shot.
May 17th, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Truth. Lots of double and triple teams causing those bricks.
/Kobe obviously does need to mix it up with a pass out of those doubles on occasion
May 17th, 2012 at 11:42 AM
I know! Crazy. I bet someone missed the end of the game because they reached the end of their data limit. Durant disapproves.
May 17th, 2012 at 11:44 AM
Well thats the thing, Kobe would rather throw up a circus shot than pass it to a guy like Steve Blake. He has a compulsive need to be “the guy.” I think it comes from being seen as Shaq’s sidekick for so many years.
May 17th, 2012 at 6:11 PM
^ Except, Kobe has passed, on numerous occasions. But that doesn’t fit the “Kobe” narrative so no one talks about it for more than a day.