Somebody Broke into Junior Seau’s Garage and Stole a Bicycle
Junior Seau committed suicide on May 2nd. On May 7th, some miscreant broke into his garage by sneaking through the doggy door and stole a bicycle.
The burglary happened at about 2 p.m. May 7 at Seau’s home at 604 S. The Strand, Oceanside police Lt. Leonard Mata said. The burglar rummaged through cabinets in the garage and stole a bicycle that belonged to a friend of the famed linebacker.
Stealing from a dead man’s house? Someone just reached a new low in their life. [NC Times]
Previously: Junior Seau is the Eighth San Diego Charger From the 1994 Super Bowl Team to Pass Away
Previously: Junior Seau Died of Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wound to the Chest, Like Dave Duerson

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May 16th, 2012 at 12:58 PM
Hell of a lot easier than waiting for Probate.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:59 PM
Poor bicycle. I hope it’s alright.
May 16th, 2012 at 1:00 PM
something tells me if all he took was a bicycle he probably had no idea he was in Seau’s home, as i’m assuming Seau had valuables the family hadn’t taken yet.
May 16th, 2012 at 1:00 PM
Fuck that, us monocled miscreants buy our dead mans things from the proper Value Village channels.
May 16th, 2012 at 1:02 PM
Well 24 hours is the cutoff for looting someone’s stuff when they’re in a coma. I’d say 5 days is plenty of time for a dead guy.
May 16th, 2012 at 1:03 PM
Someone just reached a new low in their life.
Stealing is stealing. Always low.
I used to steal packs of cards when I was a kid.
May 16th, 2012 at 1:03 PM
Stealing from a dead man is pretty heinous. Not sure you can stoop a lot lower.
OT: Does Big Lead Sports own The Hardball Times? If so, when did that happen? I like that blog. Noticed it on the sidebar under baseball leads.
May 16th, 2012 at 1:06 PM
I bet some dude was watching the news and thought, “aawwwww yeaaaaahhhh…I’m getting me a new bike now that Seau offed himself. Natch!”
May 16th, 2012 at 1:07 PM
I used to steal cigarrettes for no reason as I didn’t even like them.
/not proud of it
//except that one time in PC for Spring Break when I was a hero when everyone wanted some
May 16th, 2012 at 1:08 PM
Doing your part to save the enviroment doesn’t stop because someone killed themselves, guys.
May 16th, 2012 at 1:08 PM
Updates Spreadsheet:
King Grizz = Clepto
May 16th, 2012 at 1:09 PM
Pretty sure murping is the lowest thing you can do to the dead.
May 16th, 2012 at 1:10 PM
i have no one to blame but myself for reading that
May 16th, 2012 at 1:11 PM
Stealing from charity/church is probably worse
May 16th, 2012 at 1:11 PM
Seau didn’t need the bike anymore. Would be much worse if this guy had stolen it from a living person who used it to get to work/school everyday.
May 16th, 2012 at 1:12 PM
Exactly. How is stealing from someone who will no longer ever need his/her stuff worse than stealing from children or a charity?
May 16th, 2012 at 1:12 PM
Hey, TBL Philly: here is a handy guide for you
May 16th, 2012 at 1:13 PM
I’ve been rocking the 3Gs for 2.5 years. I can’t wait for the 5.
May 16th, 2012 at 1:14 PM
Baseball card AND cigarettes…I stopped when I was 17…my buddy and I would check Becketts and I would still the hell out of some cards. the local wal mart moved them to a protective case because of me. Unfortunately, this was when JD Drew was supposed to be the next big thing. Got arrested for JD Drew rookie cards..Fucking JD Drew
May 16th, 2012 at 1:15 PM
This is the funniest thing you’ve ever said. I literally laughed out loud.
May 16th, 2012 at 1:17 PM
Baseball card AND cigarettes…I stopped when I was 17…my buddy and I would check Becketts and I would still the hell out of some cards. the local wal mart moved them to a protective case because of me. Unfortunately, this was when JD Drew was supposed to be the next big thing. Got arrested for JD Drew rookie cards..Fucking JD Drew
Those things are probably worth a fortune now though…..oh, wait
May 16th, 2012 at 1:18 PM
Hey, TBL Philly: here is a handy guide for you
Philly has a guide for handies?!?!
//didn’t click
May 16th, 2012 at 1:18 PM
This is true, you are stealing from cancer patients and you are stealing the settlements of rape victims.
/Buzz Killington today
May 16th, 2012 at 1:18 PM
I got popped for baseball cards as well, I think I was about 12 or 13. with my parents no less. the rent a cop who got me was so pumped about it you would have thought he just caught son of sam. I can still see the look on that smug mother fuckers face. my mom still brings up the fact that I stole those cards and it’s been over 20 year, but she won’t remember something I told her 2 days ago.
May 16th, 2012 at 1:19 PM
Somebody broke into the USGA Museum and stole some stuff too. Bi-coastal thief we have here.
May 16th, 2012 at 1:19 PM
I think we all know who did it.
May 16th, 2012 at 1:20 PM
So I guess I should have said stealing in general is frowned upon. I always forget we’re the foremost experts in ranking arbitrary things on this corner of the internet.
May 16th, 2012 at 1:21 PM
Dude…you said, “not sure you can stoop any lower” and people disagreed. Don’t get pissy because people disagree with that (incorrect) statement.
May 16th, 2012 at 1:23 PM
fraud is worse than stealing…stealing can be out of necessity, someone forced into a corner or feeding an addiction. but fraud requires deliberate intent and planning…those people should be liquidated.
May 16th, 2012 at 1:24 PM
We ranked the worst front running multiple team having douchebags…you came in first…congrats
May 16th, 2012 at 1:24 PM
I thought I was commenting on a sports blog not a crime syndicate blog….jesus.
May 16th, 2012 at 1:25 PM
Necessity: Everyone needs a kickass mongoose to do wicked jumps with
May 16th, 2012 at 1:25 PM
I knew the Les Mis discussion was going to come back!
May 16th, 2012 at 1:25 PM
Maybe, but a lot of charities and churches aren’t exactly on the up and up.
May 16th, 2012 at 1:26 PM
Liquidate LeFraud.
May 16th, 2012 at 1:26 PM
fraud is worse than stealing…stealing can be out of necessity, someone forced into a corner or feeding an addiction. but fraud requires deliberate intent and planning…those people should be liquidated.
Todd Charske
May 16th, 2012 at 1:26 PM
Hey, TBL Philly: here is a handy guide for you
FANTASTIC!!
May 16th, 2012 at 1:26 PM
Agreed.
SHE WAS STARVING!
SHE WILL STARVE AGAIN! Unless you learn the meaning of the law!
May 16th, 2012 at 1:28 PM
/Team steal my stuff after I’m dead > Mung me
May 16th, 2012 at 1:28 PM
Pretty sure murping is the lowest thing you can do to the dead.
You got some issues man.
/barfs
May 16th, 2012 at 1:29 PM
as far as i know, not ownership, but an affiliate.
May 16th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
Thanks, Jason. Been reading Harry Pavlidis since 2010. He’s got some good stuff.
May 16th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
/Team steal my stuff after I’m dead > Mung me
I stand corrected. Jesus Christ!!
May 16th, 2012 at 1:42 PM
Todd Charske
I laughed.