Only b/c they got a 2-for-1 deal at the sylist.

Aren’t you supposed to ask what do I do for a living?

/TBL

One disadvantage is that they suck

Gloves off already, hair enthusiast?

All dogs are teh awesome but smaller dog do have some advantages.

One disadvantage is that they suck, especially ones that wear raincoats with matching boots.

Sadly, this area of New York has way too many women that look like Laurie Fine,

Syracuse is … unfortunate.

All tiny dogs should be punted through the uprights.

All dogs are teh awesome but smaller dog do have some advantages..one they dont take up a lot space two they don’t eat you out of house and home 3 If they go temporarily nuts and bite you or a child, like some dogs(of all breeds)sometimes do, it wont be life threatening or life altering.

That’s how it is here, but I downloaded Chrome anyway. Life changing.

You work at the U.S. Embassy in the Vatican?

We are not allowed to download anything without first contacting the Pope or President Obama for clearance. Ridiculous. Gmail is blocked too. Gmail!

Sadly, this area of New York has way too many women that look like Laurie Fine,

This is how I assume all women from NY look once they hit 40.

Seriously, this NASCAR ad is pissing me off. I probably won’t come back today.

What ad?

/Ad block FTW!!

Unless it’s something used to do yardwork in my house.

The greatest scene in the history of television, film, and theater.

“She must have crawled underneath for warmth.”

/because commenters don’t matter
//weeps

The greatest scene in the history of television, film, and theater.

/your money feeds and grooms that thing

Don’t remind me.