High School Golfer Misses 4-Peat in State Championship After Signing Incorrect Scorecard
Golf is a cruel sport. It’s a great way to ruin a beautiful day and all that. You wouldn’t begrudge Churchill (Oregon) High School senior Caroline Inglis if she wanted to take some time off from the devil sport after what happened to her earlier this week at the OSAA Class 5A girls tournament. From The Oregonian:
Inglis was disqualified after her final round for signing an incorrect scorecard. She shot a 3-under-par 69 at Trysting Tree Golf Club and would have finished at 2 under and won by nine shots.
Shortly after turning in her card, someone pointed out that it was incorrect. Inglis ran inside and turned herself in. Her reward? Disqualification. Luckily, she has three other state titles.
The disqualification cost Inglis the opportunity to become first golfer — boy or girl — to win a fourth consecutive title. Inglis had burst onto the state scene in 2009 at Trysting Tree. Having played the sport for just two years, she finished at 16 over and won.
Inglis now has nothing left to look forward to besides playing golf at the University of Oregon. Hopefully, she’ll keep a closer eye on her scorecard in college. [Oregon Live]

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May 16th, 2012 at 12:27 PM
Who fucking cares? She know’s she’s the best golfer as does everyone else. It’s not this cost her any money or a schollie somewhere.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:29 PM
Better to happen now then when it would cost her money
May 16th, 2012 at 12:29 PM
The girl in the picture crying. I bet she does.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:29 PM
As an ardent fan of Oregon high school girls golf, this is a devastating moment for me.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:30 PM
I bet she doesn’t anymore once someone told her that her entire world (the people in her community, etc..) knows she’s the true champ. The college she’ll attend for free also doesn’t care.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
Yeah that’s probably true.
/except for all the words you typed.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
She sucks.
/spencer
May 16th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
It always made more sense to me that, if you signed an incorrect scorecard and gave yourself a better score on a hole, that you should be assessed a two stroke penalty, but if you signed an incorrect scorecard because your score was worse on a hole, but even with that worse score you would still finish in x place, you’d get to stay in x place. Does that make sense?
May 16th, 2012 at 12:33 PM
OT/
The NBA isn’t even upgrading Wade’s foul to a flagrant 2.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
Good move. Without this, no one would ever know who the fuck this girl was.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
Not shocking at all. Wade is such a little cunt.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
@ritty: yes, but she signed a 68 and actually shot a 69. Off with her head.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:35 PM
Rules sure are a pain in the ass.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:35 PM
This photo of a Gator player in high school is fantastic.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:35 PM
Absolutely. Disqualification is a harsh punishment.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:35 PM
Golfers are uptight fuckheads
May 16th, 2012 at 12:36 PM
And every kid from the 2nd place finisher all the way down should refuse the trophy. Who wants to win under such circumstances?
May 16th, 2012 at 12:36 PM
Chicks suck at math.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:37 PM
You know what else is a pain in the ass? Gay sex. Although I’m told that’s more of a good pain. If you’re into that sorta thing.
/taps mic
Is this thing on?
May 16th, 2012 at 12:37 PM
Typical Urban Meyer recruit.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:38 PM
Does the LPGA have an age limit?
May 16th, 2012 at 12:39 PM
How is gay anal sex any different physically than hetero anal sex?
May 16th, 2012 at 12:40 PM
The college she’ll attend for free also doesn’t care.
Does Oregon offer full rides for women’s golf?
May 16th, 2012 at 12:40 PM
Yup.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:40 PM
St. Bear lighting the Coop bat signal I see.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:41 PM
only for those majoring in The Art of the Ladies Long Drive.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:42 PM
that just isn’t true. I’m pretty laid back to tell you the truth.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:42 PM
From the looks of her she definately got ice cream afterward anyway.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:43 PM
life lesson you can;t get from playing football, is what this is
May 16th, 2012 at 12:43 PM
I bet dudes have more anal hairs. Maybe that causes more friction.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:44 PM
I’m staying out of this one.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:44 PM
Comment #28, I’m really impressed with you guys that it took this long to make fun of the looks of a high school girl.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:44 PM
How is gay anal sex any different physically than hetero anal sex?
May 16th, 2012 at 12:45 PM
Number of Y chromosomes involved.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:45 PM
/Asks Siri
Did not compute. Maybe Sam Jackson would have better luck.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:45 PM
And this one should close the comments down.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:46 PM
she brought it on herself with this post.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:46 PM
/anyone after looking at roseanne’s snatch
May 16th, 2012 at 12:46 PM
In my experience the reach around is a much more difficult maneuver with a lady.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:47 PM
I don’t care how much you walk in a round of golf. If you’re not raising your heartrate, you’re not getting a workout.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:47 PM
I bet dudes have more anal hairs. Maybe that causes more friction.
How do you get rid of anal hair?
May 16th, 2012 at 12:47 PM
not much of a golfer huh?
/wishes you weren’t staying out of it, your comments keep me rolling most of the time.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:48 PM
Graeter’s coconut and chocolate chunk is so good it’s criminal.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:48 PM
he was referring to the butt sex part
May 16th, 2012 at 12:48 PM
Even the kind of dudes that would be down with anal sex?
May 16th, 2012 at 12:49 PM
Comment #28, I’m really impressed with you guys that it took this long to make fun of the looks of a high school girl.
When the round up starts the day regularly with a hefty woman photo I’ll pay attention to this.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:49 PM
OT:
Yesterday, in a post someone said “Bill McCartney can buff my muff!” as an anecdote. I replied to said post. I accidentally pasted that into an email that ended up going to a large group of my colleagues. No one has said anything — but I think it’s hilarious.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:50 PM
Wow…this thread got completely out of control.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:50 PM
Awesome.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:50 PM
In my experience the reach around is a much more difficult maneuver with a lady.
Never experienced the pentoris, eh?
May 16th, 2012 at 12:50 PM
grizz, that could have gone so wrong
May 16th, 2012 at 12:51 PM
I mean, I know some people bleach their asshole, but do people actually get that waxed? Holy hell that would be painful.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:51 PM
can you trust these colleagues?
May 16th, 2012 at 12:52 PM
That is great. I find myself pasting random comments into spreadsheets sometimes, but luckily I catch myself.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:52 PM
They may be more feminine in many ways, but I don’t think there’s any difference in hairiness.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:53 PM
i’m sure they pluck them out individually with tweezers.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:53 PM
WTF? The only reason for this would be because they want people playing around there. Do you give them a funny look when they say they have this done? Like, “oh, I didn’t know you were into butt play.”
May 16th, 2012 at 12:53 PM
appreciate you clearing that up chief.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:54 PM
why would anyone other than a porn star ever do this?
May 16th, 2012 at 12:55 PM
grizz, that could have gone so wrong
Luckily it was an email that people only need to see the subject — and it someow ended up right below my signature so it’s kind of hard to see. I think I’m ok — but that would be interesting to explain to HR.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:55 PM
I think the Kardashians do this, OH you said other than a porn star?
May 16th, 2012 at 12:55 PM
“I know some people bleach their asshole”
Is this a self-help type of deal or is this done in the same place that women get their nails done?
May 16th, 2012 at 12:55 PM
I was talking about grooming habits. If I were gay, and knew the evening may entail someone poking around back there, I’d tidy up.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:56 PM
Once, but is was during the hormonal stage of a f/t/m transition after the Vaginectomy so I considered her a man.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:56 PM
“So uh, you know Colorado’s old coach? Yeah, the Buffs — well I go to this sports blog and comment on occassion and someone was talking about Tommie Frazier and this story came up. I accidentally copied and pasted it — uhh, am I still employed?”
May 16th, 2012 at 12:56 PM
They may be more feminine in many ways, but I don’t think there’s any difference in hairiness.
um….go on?
May 16th, 2012 at 12:57 PM
of course they do, it’s probably a mix of wookie and the black forest of bavaria down there.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:57 PM
Where is the dude with “insider info” on the Bulls getting rid of Thibs?
May 16th, 2012 at 12:57 PM
She’s a whore
/sportsgal’d
May 16th, 2012 at 12:58 PM
My dad was wondering the same thing for his upcoming colonoscopy.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:58 PM
I’d tidy up.
Use a #2 guard, it’ll make your shit look bigger.
May 16th, 2012 at 12:59 PM
One of the best Howard Stern on Sirius moments was when Richard Christy got his pubes, taint and butthole waxed.
May 16th, 2012 at 1:00 PM
I for one am shocked that something webercantcoach guaranteed would happen did not actually happen.
May 16th, 2012 at 1:01 PM
Right now? Probably in 5th period Algebra.
May 16th, 2012 at 1:03 PM
I for one am shocked that something webercantcoach guaranteed would happen did not actually happen.
you are correct, that was a waste of a “Ctrl+v”
May 16th, 2012 at 1:03 PM
He was talking about assholes, bro.
May 16th, 2012 at 1:03 PM
I’ve done this too many times to count. So far, I think I’ve caught them all.
The scorecard rule is one of the most archaic and asinine in the rules of golf. If it’s worse, you keep it. If it’s better, it’s corrected plus a two stroke penalty. Done.
May 16th, 2012 at 1:06 PM
And, you know, the next 50+ years of her life. At least she knows the real winner.
May 16th, 2012 at 1:08 PM
Some of these comments, once they’ve been read, cannot be unread.
May 16th, 2012 at 1:09 PM
I know some people bleach their asshole
WTF? The only reason for this would be because they want people playing around there. Do you give them a funny look when they say they have this done? Like, “oh, I didn’t know you were into butt play.”
i would guess analingus enthusiasts may insist
/ballz, a little help?
May 16th, 2012 at 1:09 PM
Holy hell that would be painful.
KELLY CLARKSON!!!
May 16th, 2012 at 1:11 PM
i’m sure they pluck them out individually with tweezers.
it’s called foreplay. maybe you should try it jerk
/some women
May 16th, 2012 at 1:12 PM
This rule is out-dated and too much of a penalty. I love it.
May 16th, 2012 at 1:16 PM
thick!
May 16th, 2012 at 1:17 PM
I bet dudes have more anal hairs. Maybe that causes more friction.
I really don’t like the direction of this site after it was purchased.
// not that there’s anything wrong with that.
May 16th, 2012 at 1:19 PM
this.