Amare Stoudemire Will Spend His Summer Taking Classes at the U
Fashion fan, NBA basketball player, friend of Chuck Bass, $100 million man and now, college student. Since Amare Stoudemire won’t be playing in the Summer Olympics, he’ll be going back to school.
UM confirmed Monday night that Stoudemire has registered for summer classes, working toward a bachelor’s degree in general studies.
Days on campus with the coeds (or on the beach); nights hangin’ with LeBron and Wade in the clubs. [Enter fire extinguisher joke here.]

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May 16th, 2012 at 8:48 PM
working toward a bachelor’s degree in general studies.
What is the freaking point? Getting a bachelor’s degree is on par with getting a high school degree 20 years ago. At least pick a real major. I suggest physical education.
May 16th, 2012 at 8:52 PM
I wouldn’t go that far… that’s true in some cases (Amare’s is probably one of them), but it’s also very contingent on where you go to school. He may as well get a bachelor’s in Latin.
May 16th, 2012 at 8:57 PM
Oh nice, more commenter love from TBL’s twitter peeps:
“shots fired! RT @dglspl even on your site, reading the comments saps my hope for humanity. great content, horrible readers/commenters”
May 16th, 2012 at 9:01 PM
Must only read Sousedbergin’s comments. That dude is one sick motherfucker. But he’s pretty damn funny and clever.
May 16th, 2012 at 9:03 PM
Great post and great content, Jason.
May 16th, 2012 at 9:05 PM
Chicago – I guess my point was if he is going to get a bachelor’s in something, it should be general studies, which is what broke ass college athletes major in. This dude is a millionaire several times over. Take a few finance/business classes.
dglspl even on your site, reading the comments saps my hope for humanity. great content, horrible readers/commenters”
Ahem. I know us commenters are horrible. We’ve been told many times. And we don’t really give a shit. He has to fall in the “readers” category then. If one is going to insult people, they should probably try not to insult themselves in the exact same sentence.
I also like how their is a cottage twitter industry hoping to get retweeted by TBL by insulting the commenters. If they were such internet tough guys*, come join us in the muck in the commenting section.
*Internet Tough Guys was a copyright TBL secured in 2009.
May 16th, 2012 at 9:06 PM
it should be general studies
Shouldn’t
May 16th, 2012 at 9:07 PM
I got re-Tweeted last night by Hernia for insulting Paul Pierce
Me > dglspl
May 16th, 2012 at 9:07 PM
their
There.
I’m going to break my promise to myself and go ahead and shoot heroin before Friday this week.
May 16th, 2012 at 9:10 PM
I got re-Tweeted last night by Hernia for insulting Paul Pierce
A re-tweet by the Legend Hernia is not a bad thing. Hernia is a funny dude.
May 16th, 2012 at 9:18 PM
I havent had a cubicle in years, yet I’m confident my hatred hasnt ebbed.
Grow a pair and leave a brilliant comment to wow us, you genius twittering jackoff.
May 16th, 2012 at 9:18 PM
General Studies
I think it’s admirable that an NBA star of such gravitas is interested in running a general store. I commend him.
May 16th, 2012 at 9:22 PM
Guy does have a lot of room to talk, what with recent brilliance like this being added to the internet:
well i do insanity and all non-lifting p90x workouts with ankle and wrist weights so when my body says “chill” i listen haha.
ok i can feel the pre-workout coffee starting to kick in. time to hit #p90x chest, shoulders, triceps and ab ripper x.
May 16th, 2012 at 9:25 PM
ok i can feel the pre-workout coffee starting to kick in.
Is he warning the internet of impending bowel movements or just gas?
May 16th, 2012 at 9:27 PM
Wow, this @dglspl character is highly intelligent. HIGHLY. Also very brave, and tough, and really fucking cool.
May 16th, 2012 at 9:29 PM
Oh, and apparently he’s sometimes NSFW! How edgy.
May 16th, 2012 at 9:33 PM
Coop, you don’t think that’s been the case over the last few months? Come on, everyone can see it. It’s the same lame jokes over and over:
Can we have a hockey post?
Is this yardwork?
Jason, you suck
This is a post?
Is this yardwork?
Jason, you’re an idiot
Why so many NBA posts?
blah, blah
The actual witty responses to the subject of the post are few and far between. I’d love to do a Lost-like purge of commenters who bring nothing to the table.
May 16th, 2012 at 9:33 PM
Remember when Jason McIntyre was essentially one of the commentariat? I know it seems like a looong time ago, but it was only about 3 years ago. I guess now he just shits on commenters with his twitter fuckpals.
May 16th, 2012 at 9:36 PM
JMac, when did you start taking everything so seriously?
May 16th, 2012 at 9:38 PM
Chicago – i did/do enjoy commenting when you guys are funny or on topic. Nobody seems to be anymore, so what’s the point?
take a look at the mock draft comments
http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/05/09/nba-mock-draft/
maybe 1/10 of the comments are about the mock or the draft or the NBA. why would i drop by and engage with banter? at least if you tweet that out, you’ll get people wanting to talk NBA/draft/players.
May 16th, 2012 at 9:45 PM
I dont know, I come and go and only really read/comment on a few posts a day so I’m the wrong person to ask. I think this time of year (aka non-football season), people are generally more pissy because there just isn’t much going on. And NBA playoffs angry the blood.
I dont have admin views, so I cant say if some specific person just complains. All I know is twitter sucks, so if you think bannin will help then go for it.
I’d ban anyone wanting more baseball posts myself. And people from Ohio.
May 16th, 2012 at 9:45 PM
This has been discussed before, but I’ll mention it again since you’re here and paying attention. You could easily deflect >50% of the barbs just by addressing simple questions or following through with what you say. Like the mobile site, Yardwork, and website “tweaks”. Just a simple, “Hey, this is what we’re doing.” or “Just wanted to let you guys know that the mobile site fell through.” would go a long way. Instead, things are left hanging and that’s when memes are formed.
The other thing that would save you a lot of grief is to stop being so hostile towards the commenters, and I’m not talking about the bannings. Calling people “clueless” or “whiny bitches” when they bring up legitimate talking points about the topics you write about is never going to end well.
I know I’ve thrown my fair share of grenades, but lately I’ve been trying to make an effort to be more positive, or at least less negative.
May 16th, 2012 at 9:45 PM
Jason is a delicate flower. The “twitter fuckpals” don’t insult him at every turn, and he seems devastated by negativity in the comments (even if some of his posts are total shit).
If we all just could say something nice about him or his post before the insults, maybe he would feel better.
May 16th, 2012 at 9:45 PM
JMac, picking a random post and citing it as an example doesn’t really work for me. I scanned the first 30 comments and it seems that all but 3 of them were somehow related to the post. Worth noting that one of your own writers wrote this comment.
I laughed, but since it’s not all that related to the post I guess you should scold him or something.
I just find that you are displeased with many regulars that criticized (and IMO, sometimes it is well deserved) the content of many of the posts. In turn, you seem to take it out on the commenters with your twitter buddies that shower you in praise. Maybe my perception is wrong, but I feel that your perception of the commenters is very wrong.
May 16th, 2012 at 9:52 PM
In short JMac, I am often times astonished at how sensitive you can be despite saying how we don’t matter at all. And unlike many of these new readers and twitter followers, I can recall when this site was a little more fledgeling and you interacted often and with value in the comments. Seems reasonable to think that there was once a time when the comments and commenters mattered a lot, but I might be wrong.
May 16th, 2012 at 10:02 PM
St. Bear – Yardwork has been asked about and addressed many times. As have mobile site, tweaks, etc. Problem is, one guy will ask it, 10 people will miss the answer, and then they’ll ask it the next day. then 5 people who missed it will ask it the next day.
and again – it’s not me being sensitive to criticism. i dont have time to dabble all day, that’s for sure. corporate life, son. obviously commenters matter, and i talk to multiple daily on email, gchat & twitter.
Bobcats in 6 is funny! NBA related!
Ok, I’m going back to Ibaka’s block party. He’s got 3 in the first 8 minutes.
May 16th, 2012 at 10:02 PM
Can we have a hockey post? – If your commenters don’t know there isn’t much hockey here, then that is on them. I don’t even care. I’m from Kansas. Not a whole lot of hockey here.
Is this yardwork? Ok. I get your pissed at this. But it was a pretty funny meme for awhile. It has probably run its course. However, you could have just mentioned that it was too much work for Hernia for the pageviews it got. Or whatever the reason was.
Jason, you suck – You know who is saying this most often… commenters that hardly ever comment here. Yeah, some of the regulars have it out for you. That is a fact. This is your sandbox to manage.
This is a post? – And when their comment is that, you get two pageviews. You benefit.
Is this yardwork? – Just explain why it went away.
Jason, you’re an idiot – You may be a lot of things, but you aren’t an idiot. Low Seven Figures. The guys saying this shit all had no less than two or three failed sportsblogs while you had one successful one the entire time. This is beneath you. Idiot.
Why so many NBA posts? You are an hoops guy. Once again, the commenters should know this by now.
blah, blah
May 16th, 2012 at 10:05 PM
Also, please continue with all the NBA posts.
May 16th, 2012 at 10:05 PM
The guy has a point, this thread being an example. Who in the hell rips on someone for taking college courses? Peop going onto NBA threads to talk about how they don’t like the NBA. The commentariat comes off alot of times like a high school courtyard.
May 16th, 2012 at 10:06 PM
KC gets it. He might be the most senior commenter here. Smart man.
/really, back to the Thunder game
May 16th, 2012 at 10:06 PM
Yardwork has been asked about and addressed many times. As have mobile site, tweaks, etc. Problem is, one guy will ask it, 10 people will miss the answer, and then they’ll ask it the next day. then 5 people who missed it will ask it the next day.
I am around a lot. I’m not much a baseball fan so I don’t usually click on the baseball posts. So, I probably missed your explanation. Just as a favor, give it one more time and I’ll post it as a comment when people ask again.
May 16th, 2012 at 10:10 PM
Who in the hell rips on someone for taking college courses? Ben
I see your point, I guess at the least it sets an example for kids. I just think he is older, richer, and needs to watch his money. If he wants to read up and write a paper in Western Civ. II, he could do that outside of college at this point just by reading history books. He needs business and finance classes so he isn’t duped by friends with car wash and bar and grill franchises.
May 16th, 2012 at 10:10 PM
Hernia said from the get-go that he would no longer be doing recaps, but rather a long-form post on one topic. The “issue” is that the baseball people don’t know where to talk about their sport, hence the meme.
May 16th, 2012 at 10:13 PM
Hernia said from the get-go that he would no longer be doing recaps, but rather a long-form post on one topic. The “issue” is that the baseball people don’t know where to talk about their sport, hence the meme.
Yeah, I saw that. Why did Hernia change the format? I guess I’m going to the root of the meme. I’m a Sherlock Caruso sort of person.
May 16th, 2012 at 10:13 PM
Great read about your state today on the front page of the times. “Mounds of toxic stone” is a nice feature. I will now picture you as the one couple that refused to leave the toxic town.
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/20/magazine/last-ones-left-in-treece-kan-a-toxic-town.html?hpw
May 16th, 2012 at 10:15 PM
I could be wrong, but I don’t think that was ever addressed. But that kind of thing is what I was talking about in my comment above.
May 16th, 2012 at 10:17 PM
Philly might want to get rid of that dong imprint KG and Rondo left on them tonight
May 16th, 2012 at 10:17 PM
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/20/magazine/last-ones-left-in-treece-kan-a-toxic-town.html?hpw
I am printing this off now and going outside and reading this. Thanks, Coop. Treece. I think that is the old horrible mine country in SE KS/NE OK. Houses collapse in mines and the Feds buy up the tiny towns and these people. Oh. my. Ok. Printer done. This ought to be good.
May 16th, 2012 at 10:18 PM
Ratings. Possibly attendance figures.
I believe the criticism was the major, not the act itself. It was on topic however. +1 on topic, -1 criticism. Final score of 0.
May 16th, 2012 at 10:20 PM
I believe the criticism was the major, not the act itself. It was on topic however. +1 on topic, -1 criticism. Final score of 0. Coop
Hehe.
May 16th, 2012 at 10:25 PM
What classes make up the higher level “General Studies” courses?
I might be in the minority but I enjoy all of the NBA/NFL/College posts on this site. Initial reason why I started reading and now I stay for both the posts and comments.
May 16th, 2012 at 10:28 PM
Getting that degree would be an accomplishment for himself moreso than the cliche of doing it for the kids. The downfall of many of these athletes is that their peak earning power comes earlier and lasts shorter than anyone else. Many people have gone to college, reached the peak of the business world and have it collapse. The difference is they have a much longer period of time to rebuild. The mistake these athletes make is they are the primary financial backers of many of these investments. Experience in the business world, not college, would teach them to take the Magic Johnson, LA Dodgers approach and allow your name to make money for you without having the biggest investment.
May 16th, 2012 at 10:32 PM
Can we have a hockey post?
Is this yardwork?
Jason, you suck
This is a post?
Is this yardwork?
Jason, you’re an idiot
Why so many NBA posts?
Yeah – all that gets old for most of us – I just blow by em.
i do think its a bit funny when a post is of the “wth – this is a post” genre, b/c it’s fun to watch the hypocrites rip it, while seemingly knowing about it before it posts.
May 16th, 2012 at 10:32 PM
Darrell, I may just be missing it, but I’m not sure I follow your point… A Finance degree has much more value than a degree in General Studies. Especially for an individual that will make a lot of money in a short period of time and needs to manage it appropriately for the entirety of his life.
May 16th, 2012 at 10:37 PM
Jordan Hill, another great draft pick by the Knicks…
May 16th, 2012 at 10:37 PM
Generalissimo Francisco Franco >> General Studies >> General Apathy
May 16th, 2012 at 10:45 PM
knitty – when did you start reading/commenting?
May 16th, 2012 at 10:48 PM
Coop, you don’t think that’s been the case over the last few months? Come on, everyone can see it. It’s the same lame jokes over and over:
Can we have a hockey post?
Is this yardwork?
Jason, you suck
This is a post?
Is this yardwork?
Jason, you’re an idiot
Why so many NBA posts?
blah, blah
/Todd Charske
May 16th, 2012 at 10:54 PM
@KC
Will you marry me?!?!?!
May 16th, 2012 at 11:05 PM
29 year old man who’s job right now is to play basketball. If he doesn’t want to worry about the intricacies of personal finance, he would be better off suited to pay professionals to do that for him, which I’m sure he’s done. Being able to go to school and have an actual educated person guide him through whatever journey of knowledge gathering he wants to pursue probably has more intrinsic value to him then just taking finance classes just to take them. There are plenty of rich people who let the professionals handle their wealth and they are usually smarter for it.
May 16th, 2012 at 11:09 PM
jersey on point
/per usual
May 16th, 2012 at 11:14 PM
There are plenty of rich people who let the professionals handle their wealth and they are usually smarter for it SJ
I agree this is how it should be. But Scottie Pippen is bankrupt. And several other elite 90s/00s athletes. A class load of General Studies when they are pissing in gold commodes in their late 20s isn’t preparing them for post-pro life. Just simply knowing how interest rates work in an undergrad class would do wonders for them.
May 16th, 2012 at 11:14 PM
Well that makes sense, Jersey.
May 16th, 2012 at 11:18 PM
Jersey – And you are taking the intrinsic route. I haven’t addressed that. If their only goal is to get a degree and feeling fine. Great. I have no problem with that. I just think their time could be better spent while getting a degree of worth.
We are just going at this from two different angles. No big deal.
May 16th, 2012 at 11:21 PM
gasol up to his old tricks
May 16th, 2012 at 11:24 PM
fucking refs’
/unwatchable
May 16th, 2012 at 11:37 PM
I have been banned from this site numerous times, for numerous reasons. I finally accepted it and moved on. I dont read many posts, do laugh at the editor, and rarely engage any commentors. I have made “friends” on here that I like more than many other people. Just accept this site for what it is, SEO and all, and dont worry about how someone else runs their business (or how other people run someone-else’s business for them).
/
off soap-box
May 16th, 2012 at 11:44 PM
Started reading in late 2008, commenting 2010.
May 16th, 2012 at 11:46 PM
I laughed when I saw the CRM post about the college teams dancing to the same song, no idea how people could be annoyed at that…and if the post was about actual sports instead they’d have had a problem with that too for whatever reason
I’m not a fan of the obvious trolling that happens in some posts but it’s easy enough to ignore and just wait for good conversation in the comments or another author to put something up
May 16th, 2012 at 11:56 PM
Durant only 11 shots… give him the ball.
May 16th, 2012 at 11:59 PM
ruh-roh OKC
May 17th, 2012 at 12:04 AM
wow! what is going on with the lakers?
May 17th, 2012 at 12:04 AM
nice kobe….F.U.C.K.
May 17th, 2012 at 12:05 AM
no way Lakers win this
May 17th, 2012 at 12:10 AM
Damn! What a game… Durant is amazing.
May 17th, 2012 at 12:15 AM
Was that a sliding travel by Durant during the foul?
May 17th, 2012 at 12:16 AM
Looked like a travel by Durant…
May 17th, 2012 at 12:18 AM
LA played well enough to have hope. Can they take two straight at home?
May 17th, 2012 at 12:20 AM
Durant’s teeth look like a bunch of mis-matched chiclets
May 17th, 2012 at 12:25 AM
Kobe with the clutchiest 0 points, 0 assists, 0 rebounds in the final 6 minutes. But at least he took the last shot, right? No? I am assuming LeBron will be to blame.