Russell Westbrook Borrowed Sally Jessy Raphael’s Red Glasses After Pummeling the Lakers
Thunder 119, Lakers 90. Bloodbath. Russell Westbrook was unguardable (27 points on 10-of-15 shooting). Oklahoma City turned the ball over just four times – only one by a starter – and had 13 steals to just one for the Lakers.
LA had no answer for James Harden (17 points), either – he got to the rim whenever he wanted and attempted 10 free throws (LA took just 15).
Mike Brown looked stupefied. He tried a zone (it didn’t work). As you’ll hear often today, OKC’s youthful energy was simply too much for the ancient Lakers.
Only question left for me – will the Lakers win more games against the Thunder than the Clippers will win against the Spurs?
[Sally Jessy/Westbrook photo via Jose]

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May 15th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
nba nerd look is so gauche.
May 15th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
Nasty injury to boxer’s head after gang attack in Buffalo
I posted that last night but worth a repost for the 2nd picture.
May 15th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
His shirt is amazing, though.
May 15th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
These guys don’t even need glasses, right? So it’s just a plastic lens?
May 15th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
SJR looks like a man in drag.
May 15th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
I like the PJs he’s wearing.
May 15th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
looks like dana carvey doing his john mclaughlin impression after not having enough time to take off his church lady makeup.
May 15th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
Wonder if Stern is scared about a Spurs/76′ers Final
May 15th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
Going to be interesting to look at the fouls called when the series goes to Philly.
May 15th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
hipsters suck. NBA hipsters are even worse.
May 15th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
hook, line, and sinker.
May 15th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
looks like dana carvey doing his john mclaughlin impression after not having enough time to take off his church lady makeup.
You just blew my mind!
May 15th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
He should be scared of any Spurs final.
May 15th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
This. You look like a fuck tard when you wear glasses without the lenses.
May 15th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
WRONG…the mind is not capable of being blown without dire, dire consequences. pat-thew bu-CHANNON!!!
May 15th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
This bears repeating:
May 15th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
Regular fishing shirts are very comfortable and utilitarian tho.
May 15th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
He doesn’t even have to say “No more questions for you, bro” with that outfit + smirk. It’s intrinsically implied.
May 15th, 2012 at 10:39 AM
I used to dress like that…in 7th grade. Wonder why I wasn’t very popular with the ladies…
May 15th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
Also, what is that shirt? Fishing lures? Youre so totally hip, dude.
May 15th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
Oh, the school pictures I had from 7th-10th grade….woof.
May 15th, 2012 at 10:41 AM
interesting title, usatoday…especially when the article contains this quote.
fucking trolls.
May 15th, 2012 at 10:41 AM
I know. Like he really fishes.
/racist
May 15th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
MP, that was a pretty agonizing way to lose the EPL title, huh?
May 15th, 2012 at 10:43 AM
WRONG…the mind is not capable of being blown without dire, dire consequences. pat-thew bu-CHANNON!!!
I’m not sure which one I liked more; The McLaughlin Group or The Sinatra Group.
May 15th, 2012 at 10:43 AM
Derek Fisher: 5 PTS and 2 AST
Ramon Sessons: 2 PTS and 3 AST
May 15th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
that’s not racist, that’s just plain wrong.
May 15th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
They’re going to have to place Kobe on Westbrook for the entire series
May 15th, 2012 at 10:47 AM
I can only imagine what him and Durant would wear post game if they played for the Nets next year in Brooklyn.
May 15th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
Nothing beats the Sinatra Group, right Steve and Eydie
May 15th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
@Scouser: My stomach is still in knots. Got about 10 texts after it happened and an hour later I still couldn’t respond because my hands were still shaking.
May 15th, 2012 at 10:49 AM
You really are Manny from Modern Family.
May 15th, 2012 at 10:49 AM
Kobe can’t cover him. No one on that roster can.
May 15th, 2012 at 10:50 AM
i am dark and you are light.
you’re blind as a bat and i have sight!
May 15th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
Durant and Westbrook are probably having a contest to see who can get a reporter to ask about their outfit. Whoever loses can’t sleep with a groupie for a week.
May 15th, 2012 at 10:52 AM
I was think about this. If the crunch time lineups are:
OKC – Durant, Westbrook, Harden, Ibaka and Perkins (or another C if he is hurt)
LAL – Kobe, MWP, Sessions/Blake, Gasol, Bynum
Kobe on Westbrook (assuming he can slow him down) and MWP on Durant leaves the Blake/Sessions on Harden? Seems like defensively Lakers are screwed.
May 15th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
my stomach is still in knots. Got about 10 texts after it happened and an hour later I still couldn’t respond because my hands were still shaking.
I’ve never seen anything like that in any sport. Last time there was something like this was in 1999 I believe, when Man U scored 2 in extra time to win the CL.
May 15th, 2012 at 10:54 AM
“Issue #4 ~ Milli Vanilli; What is this faggot crap? Uncle Fester!”
May 15th, 2012 at 10:54 AM
Looks like Mcintyre listens to Steve Czaben in the morning
May 15th, 2012 at 10:55 AM
As someone who used to wear glasses, I can not understand why someone would want to wear fake glasses. Except those, Russ you look Mahvelous
May 15th, 2012 at 11:04 AM
As soon as the ball fell to Balotelli near the top of the box I could see exactly what was about to happen. Devastating. Pretty much the exact opposite feeling I had during that ’99 final.
May 15th, 2012 at 11:06 AM
Only other option is to bring in Barnes (even though he’s not great defensively) instead of Sessions/Blake and just have the offense run thru Kobe.
May 15th, 2012 at 11:22 AM
funny, I saw that earlier and didn’t even bother clicking.