Ranking the NFL Owners, Part I
We are almost a year removed from the lockout drama of 2011, and with a couple of exceptions, most of the current owners have had their chance to put their own influence on an organization. Here are your NFL owner rankings after 2011.
I like to do things objectively, so I went through and found each ownership group, the date they took over, and then tried to measure by the bottom line. In the NFL, the bottom line is winning. So I found the winning percentage for each owner, the percentage of seasons in which they have been in the final eight teams in the league in the playoffs, and the number of Super Bowl appearances and wins.
I was going to incorporate a factor dealing with things like how each owner handled the lockout, but then in looking at the list of teams that instituted furloughs, realized that it generally corresponded with owners who had losing records. I’m not sure such an adjustment is necessary.
My rankings are based on how the teams for these owners have done since taking over, based on wins, playoffs, and titles. Shahid Khan and Mark Davis are not included since they just took over, though Davis’ bowl cut would be worth a few demerits. I’ve also tried to take some slight account of recent performance for long time owners, though the past cannot be forgotten.
1. Robert Kraft, New England Patriots. This one is a no-brainer. Owning the team in New England may seem easy now, but Kraft bought the team when it was at a low point and saved it from a move to St. Louis. He has since built his own new stadium in Foxboro, and did so by doing something unimaginable, spending his own money and developing Patriot Place around the stadium. His teams have been in the final eight in more than half the seasons he has owned the franchise, and have six Super Bowl appearances. (18 seasons, 67.0% win percentage, 6 SB Appearances)
2. Dan and Art Rooney II, Pittsburgh Steelers. Art II is officially in charge with Dan serving as U.S. Ambassador to Ireland, but this era began in 1988. While the glory years of the 70′s occurred under Art Sr., the franchise has been even more stable and consistent under his son and grandson. (24 seasons, 61.1% win percentage, 4 SB Appearances)
3. John Mara and Steve Tisch, New York Giants. These two inherited the team from their respective fathers when each passed away in 2005. They have again been a model of consistency over this time, and recently partnered with the Jets to build the new stadium without public financing. The two Super Bowl wins over this span is tied with the Steelers. (7 seasons, 60.7% win percentage, 2 SB Appearances)
4. The People of Green Bay, Wisconsin, Green Bay Packers. That’s right, one of the best owners in the league hasn’t even been an individual. Going back to 1960 (when the oldest of the current owners began) the Packers have won 7 titles and have had several strong eras. (52 seasons, 55.7% win percentage, 9 SB or NFL Champ Game Appearances)
5. Steve Bisciotti, Baltimore Ravens. Like Kraft, Bisciotti is a fan who was a self-made success then purchased his hometown team. He has largely stayed out of the way and let Ozzie Newsome do his job, and the results have shown. The decision to oust Brian Billick and the John Harbaugh hire was not conventional at the time but has worked out very well. (8 seasons, 60.2% win percentage, 0 SB Appearances)
6. Pat Bowlen, Denver Broncos. The Bowlen family saved a struggling (off the field) franchise in Denver when they purchased the team, and have been one of the most consistently successful franchises since Pat Bowlen came in. Down in recent years, the team has brought on hero John Elway to run things, and was able to successfully woo Peyton Manning this offseason. (28 seasons, 58.9% win percentage, 5 SB Appearances)
7. Jim Irsay, Indianapolis Colts. Irsay may come across as a weird dude on Twitter, but he has far surpassed his father as an owner, and made some bold moves this offseason to rebuild for another era. (15 seasons, 60.8% win percentage, 2 SB Appearances)
8. Jeffrey Lurie, Philadelphia Eagles. Under Jeffrey Lurie, the Eagles have enjoyed the finest era in the team’s history since the Steve Van Buren days. All that has eluded them is a title. (18 seasons, 56.6% win percentage, 1 SB Appearance)
9. Jerry Jones, Dallas Cowboys. Jones catches a lot of criticism as a meddling owner, but his franchise has had more success, both off the field and on it, than most owners during his tenure. He recently constructed the Jerry Dome and hosted a Super Bowl, and fans can question the moves, but never the desire to win. (23 seasons, 53.8% win percentage, 3 SB Appearances)
10. Virginia (and Michael and George) McCaskey, Chicago Bears. The Bears, since George Halas’ passing in 1983, have still been among the more successful franchises in the NFL. (28 seasons, 53.8% win percentage, 2 SB Appearances)
11. Jed York, San Francisco 49ers. York took over for his father three years ago, and has already been involved in the new stadium, as well as making the bold move to outbid and out recruit others for Jim Harbaugh. The team looks poised to have success going forward under the younger York. (3 seasons, 56.3% win percentage, 0 SB Appearances)
12. Arthur Blank, Atlanta Falcons. Blank survived through the tumultuous Michael Vick saga and the Bobby Petrino affair incident quick escape. The Falcons have enjoyed one of the most successful periods in the franchise, with only playoff success escaping them. (10 seasons, 54.7% win percentage, 0 SB Appearances)
13. Paul Allen, Seattle Seahawks. With Paul Allen in charge, the Seahawks have been a perfectly average franchise over time, some good playoff years, and the franchise’s lone Super Bowl. (15 seasons, 50.4% win percentage, 1 SB Appearance)
14. Bud Adams, Tennessee Titans Houston fans might disagree after Adams moved the franchise, but Adams has, through good years and bad years, often fielded competitive teams over time, and the Titans continue to be a solid franchise. If you disagree, Bud has something for you. (52 seasons, 49.4% win percentage, 3 SB Appearances or AFL Championships)
15. Ralph Wilson, Buffalo Bills. Wilson’s standing has slipped in recent years, but he was inducted into the Hall of Fame in 2009 and was integral in the formation of the AFL. The Bills made noise this offseason with Wilson paying out a big contract for prime free agent Mario Williams. (52 seasons, 46.7% win percentage, 6 SB Appearances or AFL Championships)
Part II will be tomorrow.
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May 15th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
God, I was so hoping for a Lisk post today. Slow day at work.
/goes back and reads post.
May 15th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
Well, I guess if no baseball post today, I can settle for actually getting a daylight Lisk post.
/goes back and reads post
May 15th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
I feel so confident of Marge Simpson’s guilt that I can waste the court’s time by rating the super hunks.
May 15th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
Good to see Ralph ranked so high despite the fact that he is probably senile.
May 15th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
Did Mike Silver stop doing this?
May 15th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
Spence loses his shit in 3..2…
May 15th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
/looks around
//where the hell did i put that shit?
May 15th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
No surprise that Goodell’s Gestapo butt buddies are in the top 3.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
Yeah, I dont think you’re allowed to be in the top 15 if you move your team to another city. That’s the ultimate in failing your fans.
/nods at Spencer
May 15th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
I feel like Bob McNair should be in the top 10. Your method may be unfarly punishing him for the Texans expansion years of suckitude.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
14. Bud Adams, Tennessee Titans Houston fans might disagree after Adams moved the franchise, but Adams has, through good years and bad years, often fielded competitive teams over time
And then when his teams suck he bitches about how no one shows up and then demands that a new stadium be built even though the county hasn’t even begun repaying the bonds it took out to mutilate the Astrodome and add 20,000 more seats. When this is pointed out to him, he moves the team to fucking Tennessee.
Fuck Bud Adams in the ass with a red hot poker.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
agrees with CJ.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
what if the rankings were just by obscene gestures toward fans?
May 15th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
I assume the Browns and Bidwells will be competing for last place.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
CJ, that was Art Modell.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
That’s not what the lockout told me
May 15th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
Yeah, I dont think you’re allowed to be in the top 15 if you move your team to another city. That’s the ultimate in failing your fans.
This.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
I’d assume the drunk Packer owners would claim the #1 spot
May 15th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
Thank god for Jed. John was a bumbling fucking idiot. Jed has enough of Uncle Eddie in him to make me feel much better about the future.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
I feel like Bob McNair should be in the top 10. Your method may be unfarly punishing him for the Texans expansion years of suckitude.
I thought about this as well, but being as that Lisk chose the metric that he did, I feel like he will probably address this in the post tomorrow.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
Lisk if Ziggy’s ranking doesn’t start with a 3, we can’t be friends anymore.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
He also hired Baalke when it wasn’t the popular move…and that guy has been great so far.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
Already occupied by the Ford family.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
32. William Clay Ford, Detroit Lions. Just die already you Nazi sympathizing and collaborating bag of shit and garbage water.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
hey, at least he didn’t have houston residents vote in favor of $175 million in additional taxes and then move the team anyways citing financial reasons like art modell, may he burn in hell.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
Art Modell was a good man. Stern. Stern, but fair.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
Jerry Jones, the owner, needs to get his head out of his ass and fire Jerry Jones, the GM.
And, including a member of the Irsay family on this list feels wrong.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
can mike brown be that low anymore? he’s actually done…gulp…a pretty decent job recently.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
There are at least three owners worse that Zygmunt
May 15th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
32. William Clay Ford, Detroit Lions. Just die already you Nazi sympathizing and collaborating bag of shit and garbage water.
but but but…michelle leshoure!
May 15th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
If it’s purely by winning %, why have facts about non-quantified items? NE had spygate for example. Either you take into account their whole past or just recent past. Lisk, I’m a bit suprised at this. Pretty wishy-washy from you IMO. I’d either put wins and losses on one side and business acumen on another, compile and go from there.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:08 PM
/fistpumps
May 15th, 2012 at 2:08 PM
I think ms hits it on the head.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:08 PM
suck a dick.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:08 PM
hey, at least he didn’t have houston residents vote in favor of $175 million in additional taxes and then move the team anyways citing financial reasons like art modell, may he burn in hell.
Modell is definitely worse, but still…fuck Bud Adams.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
Lurie is too high
/WIP
May 15th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
Very true. I remember this being a head scratcher. John/Denise York, Dennis Erickson, Scott McLoughan, Mike Singletary, and Mike Nolan can all DIAF.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
in the nfl, like any business, the bottom line is making money. hope that helps.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
Comment 25 followed by 26 is why the commenters are the best part of this site
May 15th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
not disagreeing.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
Mike Brown fleeced Hamilton Country for that Stadium. Say what you will about his team, not employing scouts, and having a hygiene-free inbred fanbase, but he isn’t a complete idiot.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
I don’t need no relationship, all I really had in mind was my dick your face and lips.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
I was speaking in general, but referring to Bud Adams, and knew spence would agree with me.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
I am curious to see how he ranks Kroenke, since he has only been majority owner of the Rams since ~2010.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
Yep. I laughed.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
I missed that. My bad.
/I agree with you
May 15th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
Bengals were the most profitable NFL team of the 1990s.
/I haven’t updated my book of facts recently
May 15th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
What country was this car made in?
In no longer exists. But it gets three hundred hectares to one liter of kerosene.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
McCaskeys have to be bottom 5, right?
May 15th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
McCaskeys have to be bottom 5, right?
No one reads the posts.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
A disappointing few get it when I shout “Put it in H!” at a shitty looking car using a Soviet accent
May 15th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
I thought about this as well, but being as that Lisk chose the metric that he did, I feel like he will probably address this in the post tomorrow.
I made slight adjustments, and moving McNair up from his place near the bottom was one, because of the expansion factor. However, the expansion factor is overstated. The Texans took longer to reach postseason, in an era with more playoff teams, than all but two other expansion franchises since 1960.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
i always lol at this.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
I was wondering this myself. Pretty sure the entire city hates them.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
What country was this car made in?
In no longer exists. But it gets three hundred hectares to one liter of kerosene.
Mr. Plow was also a Conan O’Brien written episode if I’m not mistaken. I feel like it gets unfairly overshadowed by the Monorail episode.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
Off-topic but found this kinda weird.
Came across my roto-alerts. Isn’t it weird for a Director of Social Media to be announcing things like this? MS?
May 15th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
use my pen knife, my good man.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
I made slight adjustments, and moving McNair up from his place near the bottom was one, because of the expansion factor. However, the expansion factor is overstated. The Texans took longer to reach postseason, in an era with more playoff teams, than all but two other expansion franchises since 1960.
So I guess I don’t need to read the post tomorrow because I assume this will be the description for McNair.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
If it’s purely by winning %, why have facts about non-quantified items? NE had spygate for example. Either you take into account their whole past or just recent past. Lisk, I’m a bit suprised at this. Pretty wishy-washy from you IMO. I’d either put wins and losses on one side and business acumen on another, compile and go from there.
people don’t like to read charts, they like pics of naked owners. You’re just lucky I didn’t go there. Your complaint is that I made comments?
May 15th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
thats SENIOR director, bro.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:18 PM
Off-topic but found this kinda weird.
Lowrie will not be in the lineup for Tuesday’s game against the Phillies, the Astros Senior Director of Social Media Alyson Footer reports.
Came across my roto-alerts. Isn’t it weird for a Director of Social Media to be announcing things like this? MS?
No, that’s just her title. Allyson Footer has been the team’s MLB.com reporter for a few years now.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:18 PM
Ahem.
-Dan Snyder
May 15th, 2012 at 2:18 PM
Oh, I read it. I just think that a team like the Bears with the money they have and didn’t spend should be penalized. Especially during the non-cap years. Granted they spent on Julius Peppers in the most recent uncapped year and made a trade for their franchise QB but the McCaskeys have sullied the Bears brand pretty badly. Michael is starting to turn things around but Virginia was more concerned about keeping a cheerleading squad off the field than putting players on it in the 1990s.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
If only Bisciotti could buy the O’s.
And Angelos would die, or something.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
I will take the other side of that and since i’m feeling generous provide you favourable odds.
/Villainously twirls mustache
May 15th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
Wrong. Jon Vitti.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
use my pen knife, my good man.
That Music Man style song is pretty fantastic.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
For anyone still wondering about the McCaskey ranking, you don’t have to read the whole post…just read in between ranking 9 and 11.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
Wrong. Jon Vitti.
I stand corrected then. I guess that was when Conan was a producer and I just got the credits mixed up.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
I just replied to some idiot at work in a group email:
long, lame and unfunny.
Then I remembered…
May 15th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
The McCaskeys put their eggs in both Dick Jauron and Dave Wannstedt’s baskets. Just want that to be pointed out.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
Curious as to when the family of piranha’s lodged up everyone’s ass will be swiftly removed. Lots and lots of whining lately.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
Another reason why William Clay Ford is garbage. NO FUCKING CHEERLEADERS. What an asshole. Lions fans get that stupid fucking mascot “Roary” that smells like piss and broken dreams and that faggy little lion cub.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
CHoo wishes he played the Twins more often.
/dude just hit a HR
May 15th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
Nice use of italics, butthead.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
piranha’s?
May 15th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
“What’s up his ass?”
“A badger.”
“A badger?”
“Yes. We’re going to set up a pot roast and hope it draws him out. Now, this isn’t going to be pretty.”
May 15th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
thursday at noon for me.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
The warmer weather has probably wreaked havoc on people’s hair, we can’t all have great hair days everyday like some people.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
Ralph Wilson/Bills at 15?
/dougies
//pours one out for JPQ
May 15th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
Call Mr. Plow, that’s my name, that name again is Mr. plow.
LINDA RONSTADT!!!!
May 15th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
Speak for yourself.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
Lisk I’m saying your comments seem incongrous to your stated ranking metrics.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
Perhaps my view is distorted a bit because I saw a franchise like the Blackhawks go from black-hearted Bill Wirtz to his son Rocky and the dramatic changes that took place. Same with having a great owner like Jerry Reinsdorf for the Bulls. I look at the Bears and wonder why they don’t have ownerships in place like that. Actually, when I look at the Bears, I see failed nepotism more than anything.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
The McCaskeys put their eggs in both Dick Jauron and Dave Wannstedt’s baskets. Just want that to be pointed out.
I should have added a negative point variable for hiring coaches with ‘staches.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
May 15th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
I can’t wait to see where Woody Johnson is…
May 15th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
Curious as to when the family of piranha’s lodged up everyone’s ass will be swiftly removed.
the two kids will be out by then end of the day, but the parents will remain for an unspecified period of time.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
Jesus the Twins fucking suck this year.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
Curious as to when the family of piranha’s lodged up everyone’s ass will be swiftly removed. Lots and lots of whining lately.
When Yardwork returns.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
Mike Tice and Brad Childress my good man.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
this is a negative? surely you jest.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
Also, I know Mike Brown is on an incredible roll lately, but keep in mind that the Bengals still have not played a Divisional Round playoff game since he took over in 1991. That’s hard to accomplish.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:27 PM
Here, I’ll save you the time:
32. Stephen Ross, Miami Dolphins
May 15th, 2012 at 2:27 PM
Isn’t it weird for a Director of Social Media to be announcing things like this?
I’d say it’s a day game after a night game and the main guys busy so he asked somebody to walk down to the media room and post something.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:27 PM
Carlos Santana and Assdrubal doing work
May 15th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
Amazing how fast my newly adopted franchise has turned around in the past two years.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
3 HR this innning by CLE.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
FALSE! LIES! In Chicago, only the mustachioed coaches can be true winners, Donkey Lips.
I think Lisk knows I’m not ripping his post. I just have considerable disdain for the family that owns my favorite pro football team. I couldn’t agree more with who he has in his top 5.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
Perhaps my view is distorted a bit because I saw a franchise like the Blackhawks go from black-hearted Bill Wirtz to his son Rocky and the dramatic changes that took place. Same with having a great owner like Jerry Reinsdorf for the Bulls. I look at the Bears and wonder why they don’t have ownerships in place like that. Actually, when I look at the Bears, I see failed nepotism more than anything.
The bottom of this list is a testament to failed nepotism. On the nepotism scale, the Bears have been a wild success.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
33. Tom Benson
That’s if you leave the No. 32 spot open. Yes, he ranks even behind nothingness.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
Lisk I’m saying your comments seem incongrous to your stated ranking metrics.
it’s just yardwork, fucking relax man
May 15th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
funniest image when googling “coach mustache”
May 15th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
/checks offensive coordinator for Bears
//checks offensive coordinator for Browns
Hey, Spence… pass that Jeffrey, please.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
OT
I wish the weekly Groupon Getaway e-mails I get would stop offering me trips to Jefferson City MO. I didn’t sign up for that to get sent to my state capital. Assholes.
/end OT
May 15th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
this is joffrey, he just moved in next door…and stuck a morningstar up your daughter’s snatch.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:32 PM
Mursday already?
May 15th, 2012 at 2:32 PM
!!!
Where were you from 03-10?
May 15th, 2012 at 2:32 PM
I totally remember that team!! I didn’t understand the mustaches.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:32 PM
sometimes unintentional insults are indeed the best ones of all.
/double hits Jeffrey
May 15th, 2012 at 2:32 PM
Do I really want to know where Tom Benson is going to be ranked?
/Breesus’d
May 15th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
Plural’s confuse him.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
That’s if you leave the No. 32 spot open. Yes, he ranks even behind nothingness.
Then you are really not going to like his ranking. Or you haven’t thought about how his teams have done relative to others.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
If only Damon(.152), Lopez(.172), Kotchman(.206) and Marson(.087) could pick it up.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
another solid choice.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:36 PM
Hey Lisk… would you consider doing this for baseball? I’d like to see that list. Especially because ownership matters even more in terms of success in MLB.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:36 PM
I’m more interested in the dregs than the cream of the crop.
Bears are way too high, IMO.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
Curious as to when the family of piranha’s lodged up everyone’s ass will be swiftly removed.
Geez Timothy, between the piranha comments and with Jose 3030 no longer providing material for the bulk your posts, how do you even get out of bed?
May 15th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
Survived…after he brought those both on himself. He was the one who trusted Vick like a son and he was also the one who brought in Petrino. Blank cares about winning, and that is great but he has mucked up some things as owner.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
Co-sign this idea.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
33. Tom Benson
That’s if you leave the No. 32 spot open. Yes, he ranks even behind nothingness.
You’d think Nada was never a Saints fan to begin with…
May 15th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
by gently stepping over the models, i assume.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
The line from wins to quality of ownership is kind of a very faint and squiggly one. When trying to explain the disparity in the on field performance of 2 NFL teams I’m pretty confident that the difference in the relative ownership contributions wouldn’t make the top 20 contributing factors to the win% delta of the 2 teams.
If Kraft doesn’t luck into Tom Brady I bet we would all consider him a worse owner than what he is today. I know we like ranking this but in some case it just doesn’t make any sense or say anything valuable.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
would love to see that one
/hesitates before hitting “submit”
/worried about what Tim would think
May 15th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
Then you are really not going to like his ranking. Or you haven’t thought about how his teams have done relative to others.
I’ll be curious to see where you have Benson. Surprised he’s behind Arthur Blank, though.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
C’mon, even cynical racists did not think Vick was killing dogs on his own property.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
Agreed. WAY too high. Also, I like SC’s idea of doing this for baseball.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:42 PM
If only Damon(.152), Lopez(.172), Kotchman(.206) and Marson(.087) could pick it up.
I think Kotchman will have okay stats from May-Sept. His yearlong BA will stink because of that April. Hannahan at 3B is fine so I am not worried about Lopez. IMO I think Choo and Brantley need to keep posting better #’s. They are actual talent and should be held to a better standard. Marson is a sub. Plus Grady will come back, and that will take some AB away from Damon.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:42 PM
If you’re ranking ownership you should look at the overall organizational operation and not focus so much on the performance of the team. Rising ticket prices, merchandising, attendance records (although I believe pretty much every team has sell outs) overall team profits, etc.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:42 PM
1. Yankees
2. Rangers
/fin
May 15th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
Fuck Larry Dolan.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
1. Yankees
2. Rangers
/fin
Well now you’re just trolling.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
King Arthur has been fantastic for Atlanta. I have no complaints.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
I’d love to see Duffy or Lisk do a top-15 college football jobs post. That would be fun. This is essentially the NFL version of that as the owner makes the job in many cases.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
1. Yankees
2. Rangers
/fin
Is this yardwork?
May 15th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
29.) Jim Crane
/not even while trolling can I put anyone below Fred Wilpon
May 15th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
Mara paid the entire Giants organization during the lockout. #1.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
I am trying to bury 45 years of mostly horrendous memories, and Benson was responsible for many of those, especially with his immediate post-Katrina behavior.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
That would be fun, obviously resources would play a big part in a baseball ranking.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
so it’d be just the rankings of the owners off the forbes list? awesome.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
Then he led the rest of the owners to collude in 2010 and artificially suppress the salary cap. #33
May 15th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
29.) Jim Crane
/not even while trolling can I put anyone below Fred Wilpon
If he were to do it based on winning percentage, then Crane would certainly be in the bottom third. Astros are 15-20 in this, his first season of ownership. But I like what he’s doing; brought in Luhnow and allowed Luhnow to put together a very numbers-based, forward thinking baseball staff.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
867. David Glass
May 15th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
I am trying to bury 45 years of mostly horrendous memories, and Benson was responsible for many of those, especially with his immediate post-Katrina behavior.
Why do you hat umbrellas’ so?
May 15th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
I think about 8-10 owners could tie for #32 and leave blanks from from 22/24 to 31.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
Hey Lisk… would you consider doing this for baseball? I’d like to see that list. Especially because ownership matters even more in terms of success in MLB.
Wilpons would definitely be last. Mark it down.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
If you’re ranking ownership you should look at the overall organizational operation and not focus so much on the performance of the team. Rising ticket prices, merchandising, attendance records (although I believe pretty much every team has sell outs) overall team profits, etc.
And if I worked for Forbes and wrote one lengthy piece a week or you had pay pal’d me a week’s salary, I would have done that. I don’t mean that to be snarky, even if it comes off that way. Only honest. With more time, I would do more research into things like attendance.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
If Angelos wasn’t last, I’d cut off heads.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
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Artie Moreno would have to be Top 10 and Bottom 10.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
*hate
May 15th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
then he led? that was before. get it right.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
867. David Glass
I’m assuming with minor league teams, independent league teams, semi-pro teams, and beer league teams there are more than that. So too high.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
[Paypal's Lisk $22]
Have the post ready by next Monday.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
Whatever, you totally meant to be snarky. You get that way every time you wear those terrible shorts.
May 15th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
Oops. Revised:
1. Yankees
2. Rangers
3. Rays
/fin
May 15th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
I mean that you would have to account for the massive advantage people like Steinbrenner and Henry have, unlike in football. Winning percentage alone wouldn’t cut it.
May 15th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
Surely he would be somewhere in the last two.
May 15th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
Irsay’s crazy as fizzie, but love that he’s movin’ back to the 2-TE dizzie. Colts ’bout to get buzy.
/real talk
May 15th, 2012 at 3:29 PM
Ralph in the top half is a joke. Zero playoff appearances this millennium. I was expecting him near the bottom. He was a key figure in the growth of the AFL but I dont see how that is relevant in 2012.
May 15th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
I believe “dirty brown water trash” is the proper nomenclature
May 15th, 2012 at 5:19 PM
Ok how the hell is Jerry Jones that high? The cowboys haven’t won a playoff game in how long? Jimmy Johnson has way more to do with the 1990′s Cowboys than does Jerry Jones. Top 10 no way on earth he can be ranked that high!
May 15th, 2012 at 6:57 PM
these are the most fucked up rankings i’ve ever seen. kraft is a total greedy douche bag. no way does he rank #1 in any poll except douchebagdom. Green Bay is hands down #1. Rooneys and Maras rank right behind. Do your research TBL.