JaVale McGee Pretended to Adopt a Platypus, May Become a Filipino Basketball Player

JaVale McGee is one of the most colorful personalities in the NBA. McGee is a lovable goof with an intense mother and a penchant for head-scratching plays. Two days after being eliminated by the Lakers, McGee tweeted this picture of two platypuses (platypi?), claiming he had “coped a pet platypus.” Is there an animal on this planet that would fit JaVale McGee better?
Unfortunately, it turned out to be a prank. Some news outlets ran with the story, which amused the Nuggets’ big man and also gave him a chance to shake his head at the press for once.
@JaValeMcGee: Media: u guys didn’t check ur sources before writing the story? All u had to do is go to google images…Smh…Sbn…Some others n dc. SHAME
@JaValeMcGee: I can believe I fooled fans into believing I bought some platypus’ but reporters?
#swag indeed.
In other JaVale McGee news, Michigan native JaVale McGee is reportedly on the verge of becoming a naturalized Filipino citizen. Deadspin first pointed out McGee and the Philippines’ mutual interest in October. Now it appears it will happen. This could land McGee – the NBA’s human platypus – in the Olympics, matched up against team USA.
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May 15th, 2012 at 4:37 PM
They’re you are Perry.
May 15th, 2012 at 4:46 PM
Sloths > platypi
May 15th, 2012 at 4:49 PM
JaVale McGee would buy a platypus, but first he has to become a Filipino.
I took this as only Filipino’s can have a platypus as a pet. The post cleared that up.
May 15th, 2012 at 4:50 PM
Perry the Platypus.
/Legend
//Hey aren’t you two a little young to be receiving a seasoned grill, 300 pounds of coffee, 200 pounds of fatback, four tons of lumber and assorted wheat, rye and pumpernickel breads?
May 15th, 2012 at 4:52 PM
Still gay?
Me? No, I’m knee deep in pussy, I just like the name so much I couldn’t get rid of it.
May 15th, 2012 at 4:56 PM
This dude is great.
May 15th, 2012 at 5:17 PM
He’s still an idiot.