Bikini Hockey League Will Be a Reality Show and then Maybe a Hockey League

All, Hockey Stephen Douglas May 14th. 2012, 3:24pm

Many years ago, during the last NHL lockout, a man named Cary Eskridge had a dream. That dream featured women in bikinis playing hockey. Nearly a decade later, Eskridge is ready to make that dream a reality by officially forming the Bikini Hockey League. From The Inquisitr:

According to Eskridge, he is currently casting girls who will to play in the league. The girls will move into a mansion where they will have tryouts for the league. If the show and the first season of Bikini Hockey are successful, he plans to branch out to more cities.

Eskridge, who “owned inline hockey leagues on and off for the last 20 years,” plans to start the league in Tulsa. Why Tulsa? A central location, plus the continued success of miniature race cars.

“One of Tulsa’s biggest events on a national scale is the Chili Bowl Midget Nationals held every year at the QuikTrip Center. Many thought it would never work when it started more than 25 years ago and now Tulsa is one of the biggest reasons that event works here.”

What are the odds that we ever see a single episode of this television show? With the Internet, I guess anything is possible. I’m sure they’ll put together a couple teams for a few games. We already have the Lingerie Football League and the Lingerie Basketball League so why not? We just need the Lingerie League Baseball and we’ll be all set.

[The Inquisitr, h/t: Slanch Report]

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32 Responses to “Bikini Hockey League Will Be a Reality Show and then Maybe a Hockey League”

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starkweather Says:
May 14th, 2012 at 3:27 PM
“One of Tulsa’s biggest events on a national scale is the Chili Bowl Midget Nationals held every year at the QuikTrip Center. Many thought it would never work when it started more than 25 years ago and now Tulsa is one of the biggest reasons that event works here.”
That’s a great story. Also, Eskridge is a fantastic name for someone involved in hockey
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VladimirCrouton Says:
May 14th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
Oh Manon.
This would be great for the T n A.
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KC Resident Says:
May 14th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
Tits and Hockey all day.
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SouvenirCity Says:
May 14th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
Far too many places to find skin on the internet, or even other cable channels, than to watch this kind of terrible programming. This person citing success of something that started 20 years ago in Tulsa is the type of person who cites a starting pitcher’s win-loss record against a certain franchise over a 15 year period as an indicator for future success/failure.
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Nathan Wind Says:
May 14th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
This will be as lesbian filled as the WNBA.
Only fatter.
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fluffy_bunny_feet Says:
May 14th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
Playing in the net would really suck.
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
May 14th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
Speaking of reality shows, Big Break Atlantis starts tonight on the golf channel. Talent all over the place on that show. Gives you a reason to watch women’s golf I guess.
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HuskerDawg Says:
May 14th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
Goodness…those tattoos are so fucking trashy. Sure, I’d be all over those ladies for a night or two, but when you have a tattoo where they do, you don’t want to spend too much time with them.
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Grizz Says:
May 14th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
Big Break Atlantis
I’ve always wanted to watch one of these and I saw the promos during the Players. I may give it a shot.
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sousedbergin Says:
May 14th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
Exposed flesh, ice and sharp blades where nothing could possiBligh go wrong.
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
May 14th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
I’ve always wanted to watch one of these and I saw the promos during the Players. I may give it a shot.
They’re actually pretty good. Whoever did the casting for this one is a brilliant man.
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T.E. Says:
May 14th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
Far too many places to find skin on the internet, or even other cable channels, than to watch this kind of terrible programming.
Exactly what I thought. I’ve never understood how a guy could be sexually active and have an internet connection, yet still salivate and go apeshit over girls in bikinis or lingerie on TV.
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HuskerDawg Says:
May 14th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
Gotta love baseball power rankings. A team gets swept and then tops the list.
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spencer096 Says:
May 14th, 2012 at 3:42 PM
yes, yes, yes.
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VladimirCrouton Says:
May 14th, 2012 at 3:42 PM
Gotta love baseball power rankings. A team gets swept and then tops the list.
Tribe’s at 23. Sounds about right. Ubaldo to the minors please.
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HuskerDawg Says:
May 14th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
Spencer: How does this course look to you? I think I might play it next month for the first time, even though I went to HS like 2 min from the place. I think I might play this one, too. Davis Love III’s dumbass designed it, apparently.
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
May 14th, 2012 at 3:46 PM
Tribe’s at 23. Sounds about right. Ubaldo to the minors please.
Holy shit, our division is a dumpster fire.
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Scouser Says:
May 14th, 2012 at 3:47 PM
Oh Manon.
This would be great for the T n A.
It looks like something A-Rod would be into.
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spencer096 Says:
May 14th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
husker…granted, there werent many pics and im going off the scorecards, but they look pretty cool. first one looks awesome, especially the back 9 with 3 par 5′s and 3 short-ish par 3′s. second one looks pretty cool too.
can’t imagine either would be a shitty course.
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ms621 Says:
May 14th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
Gotta love baseball power rankings. A team gets swept and then tops the list.
Power rankings are stupid, especially in baseball. Even more especially in May.
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HuskerDawg Says:
May 14th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
I’m playing this course in Asheville in a few weeks. It’s decent, but nothing special from what I’ve been told.
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sousedbergin Says:
May 14th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
Far too many places to find skin on the internet
Carl: Ah yeah. Oh, you are naughty. Yes, you are a cheerleader aren’t you? An enormous 300 pound cheerleader. Not too many cheerleaders missing teeth, but sure, I’ll go with the fantasy. Yeah, yeah, get the mascot involved, that’s right.
The guy in the bear outfit. I’m so desensitized it’s just gotta be completely bananas to get me off.
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spencer096 Says:
May 14th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
I’m playing this course in Asheville in a few weeks. It’s decent, but nothing special from what I’ve been told.
i dunno…sounds like a challenge. shitty conditions = nothing special?
/conditions are overrated…design is what matters
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ms621 Says:
May 14th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
It never ceases to amaze me the amount of people willing to have a phone conversation in a public bathroom while taking a shit. This guys was even shamelessly flushing continuously during the conversation. I guess he didn’t care whether the other person knew he was pinching a loaf.
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spencer096 Says:
May 14th, 2012 at 4:00 PM
It never ceases to amaze me the amount of people willing to have a phone conversation in a public bathroom while taking a shit.
why does it amaze you? it amazes me people think natural things like expelling waste is a reason to stop a conversation.
/kidding, don’t worry
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HuskerDawg Says:
May 14th, 2012 at 4:01 PM
shitty conditions = nothing special?
Not sure what you mean by shitty conditions unless you mean the course itself is in shitty condition.
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
May 14th, 2012 at 4:03 PM
anyone click the article? if so, does it describe if they will be using a puck or a ball? It must be something soft, if all the ladies are wearing is bikinis.
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spencer096 Says:
May 14th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
Not sure what you mean by shitty conditions unless you mean the course itself is in shitty condition.
to some people, brown grass = shitty condition.
if a course is a little shaggy, i dont consider it that big of a deal. like some unkempt bunkers or if there are some bare spots in the rough. when you start getting bare patches in the fariways and on the greens that conditions are a big negative…at least imo.
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sousedbergin Says:
May 14th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
It never ceases to amaze me the amount of people willing to have a phone conversation in a public bathroom while taking a shit.
It’s Brett Butlers fault.
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HuskerDawg Says:
May 14th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
to some people, brown grass = shitty condition.
Ahh…gotcha. I thought you meant wind and shit, and I was wondering if you knew something I didn’t know.
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
May 14th, 2012 at 4:07 PM
It never ceases to amaze me the amount of people willing to have a phone conversation in a public bathroom while taking a shit. This guys was even shamelessly flushing continuously during the conversation. I guess he didn’t care whether the other person knew he was pinching a loaf.
The shitter is one place where conversation is forbidden for me. It’s a peaceful, calm place where it’s me and golf magazine. Don’t bother me when I’m drownin my brown.
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Urinal Mint Says:
May 14th, 2012 at 4:18 PM
My kinda 5-hole