The World Race Walking Cup takes place this weekend in Russia. Here is a brief paragraph about this event via The World:

Dave McGovern is in Saransk. He’s the head coach of the US racewalking team. He says there may be some people who don’t even know the US has a race walking team.

I am not surprised that the United States has race walkers. I am surprised that there is a team for the race walkers. I am even more surprised that there is a coach for the US race walking team.

Step 1: Tell race walkers to “walk faster.”
Step 2: …
Step 3: Profit? Maybe? Probably not.

Race walking. Skrillex.