Bryce Harper was frustrated after an 0 for 5 night with 3 strikeouts, so he threw his bat against the dugout. The bat, apparently not being a fan of Cowboys/Yankees/Lakers/Duke fans, fought back by bouncing into Harper’s head and opening up a gash that required ten stitches above his eye.

Christian Yelich is a top prospect in the Miami Marlins organization, and was the team’s first round pick in 2010. He jumped in with a quick witted message on Twitter that put a perfect bow on this week that began with Cole Hamels saying that he had plunked Harper intentionally, and then getting a suspension.

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