Nerdy Media Fight In the Clippers-Grizzlies Series: Geoff Calkins Calls T.J. Simers A “Backup Sports Columnist”
It’s getting nasty in the storied Clippers-Grizzlies rivalry as it heads back to Los Angeles, and it has nothing to do with the players on the court. Last week, T.J. Simers of the Los Angeles Times went after the city of Memphis in his column, referring to the city as a sweatbox and how the place smells like no one showers.
Simers article was a response to this one titled “All Flash, Clippers Are Easy To Hate” by Geoff Calkins, columnist for the Memphis Commercial Appeal. Calkins called the Clippers broadcast team of Ralph Lawler and Michael Smith “arrogant and dumb” after they had referred to Memphis’ win over the Spurs last year in the playoffs as a fluke.
Well, after Simers came off the top rope to attack the city of Memphis, Calkins went back at it late last night with his latest column, where he referred to T.J. Simers repeatedly as the city’s “backup sports columnist.”
The Los Angeles paper does have a gifted columnist on staff. He’s been covering the Lakers, of course. So they sent this guy to cover the Clippers and he trashes the city of Memphis in every column instead.
It’s the sort of thing Jim Murray used to write, only without any of the talent, humility or charm.
Memphis “smells.” There’s a “stench.” It’s that kind of clever stuff.
The ball is back in Simer’s court, literally, for Game Six. I’m guessing he’s not just going to let this one go.
[photo via US Presswire]

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May 11th, 2012 at 11:48 AM
/pushes up glasses
But seriously, Memphis is dirty. No reason for the article though.
May 11th, 2012 at 11:49 AM
Attacking a person’s city is so lazy and reductionist.
/Cleveland sucks
May 11th, 2012 at 11:49 AM
Simers is evidently quite the dickhead even apart from all the dickhead-y things he writes.
May 11th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
Truth hurts. Memphis is a shithole.
May 11th, 2012 at 11:56 AM
You know what else is a dirty city but I fucking love the place? New Orleans.
May 11th, 2012 at 11:58 AM
And really, the “___ town sucks because they’re playing the local squad” is about as low-info as it gets. A Woody Paige special.
May 11th, 2012 at 11:59 AM
Roundup smells like a sweatbox and repressed feelings.
May 11th, 2012 at 11:59 AM
/farts
May 11th, 2012 at 11:59 AM
No idea who Calkins is but Simers is a hack.
/Team Calkins
May 11th, 2012 at 12:03 PM
/farts
Smells like a burning river.
May 11th, 2012 at 12:03 PM
Not the first time TJ Simers has engaged in this sort of “YOUR CITY SUCKS” sort of exchange and it won’t be the last. He’s quite the troll.
May 11th, 2012 at 12:05 PM
And really, the “___ town sucks because they’re playing the local squad” is about as low-info as it gets. A Woody Paige special.
Indeed. As a Houston sports fan, I especially love when an opposing fan holds up a sign which says “Houston, YOU have a problem.” That level of clever repartee I simply can’t handle.
May 11th, 2012 at 12:07 PM
Agreed, you would never see anything like that around here.
May 11th, 2012 at 12:09 PM
Simers is a whiney little bitch. I remember when he was on ‘Around the Horn’ and he was unwatchable to the point they dumped his ass.
May 11th, 2012 at 12:10 PM
You know what else is a dirty city but I fucking love the place? New Orleans.
one of my favorite places on earf.
May 11th, 2012 at 12:10 PM
Obligatory.
Side Note: I would cast Ted McGinley as the lead in “Tim Ryan: The Life and Times of America’s Sports Hernia”.
May 11th, 2012 at 12:10 PM
i’m not sure what this whole fight is about, but Memphis is pretty bad, and i enjoyed my brief stay there.
with that said, you need 36 hours, 48 hours tops, to see what you need to see and get the hell out.
May 11th, 2012 at 12:10 PM
Agreed, you would never see anything like that around here.
Definitely not.
/makes fun of Pittsburgh
May 11th, 2012 at 12:13 PM
ALL OF YOUR CITIES SUCK
May 11th, 2012 at 12:14 PM
Smells like latex and crying.
May 11th, 2012 at 12:19 PM
wanted to see the kerfuffle in the roundup, but never really could get on track, tho i did come across this gem that got a lol…
May 11th, 2012 at 12:20 PM
if anyone was wondering, the correct answer was “smells like eggs.”
the post-sleep protein shake (/no homo) sometimes makes the morning a gassy affair.
/i know yall are truly interested
May 11th, 2012 at 12:20 PM
What sort of kerfuffle was there? Is it worth going back to glance at? I love seeing the suffering of others.
May 11th, 2012 at 12:21 PM
i don’t know…i feel like someone said the word “shitshow.”
May 11th, 2012 at 12:21 PM
No, it was a dumb political argument. I’d avoid it. You’re better off.
May 11th, 2012 at 12:23 PM
Gotta respect the honey bear.
May 11th, 2012 at 12:24 PM
the post-sleep protein shake (/no homo) sometimes makes the morning a gassy affair.
My wife and I have been playing “Draw Something” on our iPhones (I know, we’re adorable). For ‘trumpet’ she drew a picture of me taking a piss and then made wavy lines so as to indicate sound coming out of my ass. Then in the background she put a clock that showed 7:15am.
It’s nice to be celebrated in art.
May 11th, 2012 at 12:24 PM
Also the honey bear made an appearance in the falling bear meme, which killed me. RIP falling bear.
May 11th, 2012 at 12:24 PM
i don’t know…i feel like someone said the word “shitshow.”
No, it was a dumb political argument. I’d avoid it. You’re better off.
Duly noted. Thank you both.
May 11th, 2012 at 12:25 PM
Also the honey bear made an appearance in the falling bear meme, which killed me. RIP falling bear.
That is fantastic.
May 11th, 2012 at 12:26 PM
Roundup kerfuffle: Argle-Bargle or Foofaraw?
May 11th, 2012 at 12:27 PM
That’s fucking awesome.
May 11th, 2012 at 12:29 PM
The sad thing is how Jim Murray got dragged into this pissing match.
May 11th, 2012 at 12:37 PM
It’s full of violence and murder, it has the most corrupt police force and city government imaginable, it generally smells like piss and stale beer. And I have had more fun there than in any other place on god’s green earth.
May 11th, 2012 at 12:42 PM
that’s seriosuly one of the funniest things ive ever read.
May 11th, 2012 at 12:52 PM
That bear should have talked to anyone around here, stay the fuck off Highway 36 if at all possible.
May 11th, 2012 at 1:25 PM
Simers job is easy. Insult people to stir up trouble and sell newspapers. He’s insulted nearly every major sports entity in Los Angeles and it continues to sell. People who read his crap are the cause of it. Simers, by many accounts, is a nice dude. He just found a niche that will make him a nice living. It’s mostly B.S.