Police Have Seized Property – Involving Child Pornography – From the Home of Chris “Birdman” Andersen
Chris Andersen could be in trouble. Police have seized property from the home of Denver’s Birdman. From the Denver Post:
Investigators with the Internet Crimes Against Children unit have an ongoing investigation that began from a referral from a California law-enforcement agency in February.
Andersen has not been arrested. More details as they come. Denver plays Los Angeles tonight. Anderson has not played since March.
Update: 7News in Denver confirms that Andersen has been under investigation for months and that the case involves child pornography.
Update 2: More from the Denver Post: “Proving who used the computer or computers in question is frequently a tricky part of Internet crime cases. Property records show at least one other person lives at the Larkspur home.”
[Denver Post, Getty]
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May 10th, 2012 at 2:37 PM
Not good. PK thanks you for the smokescreen though, Birdman.
May 10th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
At least with all the money he’s put into tattoos, he’ll fit right in at prison.
May 10th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
if he wasn’t arrested, can he still pass go and collect $200?
May 10th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
Is Chris Hansen the lead investigator?
May 10th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
“It’s time for the Birdman to fly.”
May 10th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
So about that
FreeJail Bird tatoo…May 10th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
Speaking of child abuse, oh dear!
May 10th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
A.W. Merrick has a new best friend.
May 10th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
So can somebody put the kid on the Time cover on the Birdman’s picture, or is it too soon?
May 10th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
Speaking of child abuse, oh dear!
Rex’s is still the best. I haven’t looked at it over an hour and I’m still laughing.
May 10th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
Ever the Ornithologist, he mistakenly typed “Bald + Illegal” into google instead of “Bald Eagle”.
May 10th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
Well, Wayne wins this thread. What’s up next?
May 10th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
Ever the Ornithologist, he mistakenly typed “Bald + Illegal” into google instead of “Bald Eagle”.
/dying
May 10th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
May 10th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
Some other story that has already been discussed in today’s comments.
May 10th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
Well, if he was in the state of New York, the child porn might not matter, as long as it was only in his Internet cache…
May 10th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
Ever the Ornithologist, he mistakenly typed “Bald + Illegal” into google instead of “Bald Eagle”
Oh, shit. Wayne just killed all the Bald Eagles.
May 10th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
Ever the Ornithologist, he mistakenly typed “Bald + Illegal” into google instead of “Bald Eagle”.
I just choked on my Sun Chips. WFS, you’re a magnificent bastard!
May 10th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
I need a Mother’s Day gift for my wife, stat. I’m out of town the next two days, getting back Saturday evening. Any creative ideas this year?
May 10th, 2012 at 2:55 PM
A couple of hours at a spa.
May 10th, 2012 at 2:55 PM
LOL
May 10th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
Can’t believe we haven’t seen a post on this yet:
Darrelle Revis rips Bill Belichick and Tom Brady, calling their remarks and actions ‘disrespectful’ and ‘ignorant’
May 10th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
a new iron and ironing board.
May 10th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
Any creative ideas this year?
Flowers. Oh, you said creative. Ask Wayne.
May 10th, 2012 at 2:58 PM
Chris Hansen conducted an investigation after reports of a Custom Van cruising around Detroit, luring youngsters with “Free Birds”.
May 10th, 2012 at 2:58 PM
Always with the sexism.
/but I laughed
May 10th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
Wayne Fontes is easily the commentariats fastest rising star. Between the quips and the ability to prognisticate death he will be in the starting rotation soon.
/kicks rock in bullpen
May 10th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
@Fontes: You’re wasting your time doing anything but writing jokes for Leno, Conan, Fallon, etc.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
A smarter husband.
A man with a bigger penis.
Faceoff on blue ray dvd
NBA Jam Tournament Edition Arcade
Texas Mickey of cheap tequila
Year long subscription to Drunk Chicks magazine
A naked picture of her posted on 4chan with the comments printed out and framed
May 10th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
Is Revis aware of who his coach is? Might want to pick another reason why you think Belichick is a jerk, homey.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
golf clubs.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
Wayne Fontes is easily the commentariats fastest rising star. Between the quips and the ability to prognisticate death he will be in the starting rotation soon.
/kicks rock in bullpen
/sits in stands
May 10th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
The only thing holding Wayne Fontes back is himself because he doesn’t comment frequently enough. He may be the pound-for-pound Commenter Champion.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
who’s the bullpen catcher?
May 10th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
Any creative ideas this year?
a bowling ball with homer in it.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
Any creative ideas this year?
Her first orgasm?
May 10th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
This… flawless victory.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
i don’t want to give him an inflated ego or anything, but he’s so funny, i don’t even care he’s a michigan fan.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
/kicks rock in bullpen
At least you’re on the team. I think I’m a parking lot attendant.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
A defense we all will use at one point or another in our lives.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
st. bear…i take back my earlier quip towards kittie. becaues of that ive reconnected with fallon bowman, and i appreciate that very much.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
Tiger +2 after first round at The Playas
May 10th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
maybe if you didn’t narc on your teammates, you wouldn’t be blacklisted.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
/attempts to scalp ticket
//fails
May 10th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
The latest issue of TIME magazine
May 10th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
maybe if you didn’t narc on your teammates, you wouldn’t be blacklisted.
We whistleblowers always get screwed in the end.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
/attempts to scalp ticket
//fails
///succeeds – sells it to squawkbox
////ticket is counterfeit, squawkbox taken away in handcuffs
////squwakbox retrieves car from ms621′s lot 2 days later – with all windows broken and up on blocks
May 10th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
how about a lineage of your family tree explaining how your wife became your mother?
May 10th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
GrapeApe
May 10th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
wasn’t bradley manning alleged to be getting screwed in the end before he was named a whistleblower?
/he probably blew whistles too before being a leaking source
//he can get the leaking sores fixed at the free clinic with some topical cream
May 10th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
/double entendre alert
May 10th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
the randomness made me lol.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
Only because I’m here so often.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
I’m surprised you called them a 1-hit wonder. Brackish, Charlotte, and Spit off their debut album. Funeral for Yesterday is my favorite song by them, and even their newer stuff, Cut Throat and Sorrow I know is good.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
forgot to add
/stat compiler
May 10th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
a new iron and ironing board.
Hilarious.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
This is my strategy as well. I’m the Juan Pierre of the commenters.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:12 PM
I believe the legal precedent was set in the Eddie Murphy RAW Corollary and Shaggy v. Girlfriend
May 10th, 2012 at 3:12 PM
What a cocksucker.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:12 PM
nice arm, nancy. your husband teach you how to throw?
May 10th, 2012 at 3:12 PM
wasn’t bradley manning alleged to be getting screwed in the end before he was named a whistleblower?
Not sure. But fuck Bradley Manning.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
////squwakbox retrieves car from ms621′s lot 2 days later – with all windows broken and up on blocks
It was like that when you dropped it off. I swear.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
After reading this ATL_Badger had but one question: “How young are we talking about?”
May 10th, 2012 at 3:15 PM
“Sure, you love your Mom, but do you love love your Mom?”
/Man Show’d
May 10th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
whoa. such anger. what’d he ever do to you?
May 10th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
I wonder if that fat kid is still alive.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
whoa. such anger. what’d he ever do to you?
I hate him out of principle.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
It’s Face/Off you stupid bastard.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
Yeah…fuck that asshole for telling the truth. What a dick.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
all right…to your corners. when you hear the bell, come out swinging.
/ding
May 10th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
Finally: someone to root for in these NBA playoffs.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
Is Mills Lane still alive?
May 10th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
If ms621 is the parking lot attendant I think that makes me the ball boy who always manages to grab the ball that is still in play.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Yeah…fuck that asshole for telling the truth. What a dick.
When you’re in uniform, you don’t get to pick and choose what orders you follow and you don’t get to choose if information that is classified as ‘secret’ actually is or isn’t. The day you sign up, you lose that right.
The Marine who recently was discharged for writing repeatedly that he would not obey an order from President Obama if he thought it was unconstitutional ran up against the same principle.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
if he’s not, he should be.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
Kaner’s awesome.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
After reading this ATL_Badger had but one question: If the babies in the pictures are dead at the time the photograph is taken, am I still breaking the law when I jerk off to it?
Come on, let the kid keep his rep, at least.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
i lolled
May 10th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
If ms621 is the parking lot attendant I think that makes me the ball boy
Have you gotten any female commenters digits?
May 10th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
ATL_Badger
What was he banhammered for again?
May 10th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
What was he banhammered for again?
Complaining a lot.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
I’d love to see that arrogant fuckbag Julian Assange’s severed head on a spear a la Ned Stark. Hope he gets taken out soon.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
For something I’d never considered before, I’m surprisingly unsurprised by the idea of Birdman being a child molester. It’s like a eureka moment – “Oh! Of course that’s what this guy does in his spare time. I get it now”
May 10th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
At hockey, yes. At being a citizen, not as much.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:28 PM
Where’s AP (traderjack) for his insight?
May 10th, 2012 at 3:29 PM
Hey Scouser…are you Devang? And is Finkle, Einhorn?
May 10th, 2012 at 3:29 PM
Where’s AP (traderjack) for his insight?
Checking out the newest styles in ankle mounted monitoring devices would be my guess.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
what a dumbass…like obama’d use the marines for something unconstitutional. that’d be about a subtle as a tackhammer.
“the united states has no knowledge of that attack on a yemeni village supposedly home to a burgeoning terrorist faction, though experts say that the fact the village was leveled and full of americans telling filthy jokes and slapping each other’s genetalia that it was the work of the USMC.”
May 10th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
Hey Scouser…are you Devang? And is Finkle, Einhorn?
Yes and yes. I had to change my handle out of necessity.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
Where’s AP (traderjack) for his insight?
I would imagine he’s on the phone with his lawyer trying to get his record expunged. Since the crime that he admitted to in the comments isn’t illegal in NY anymore.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:32 PM
also, while i was looking up marine humor to make 87 somewhat funny (and failing) i came across this gem that made me lol.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
I figured…you were very knowledgeable in the Pirates of the Indian Ocean discussion earlier.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
and it’s incredibly difficult to prove you weren’t the one downloading that trash, even if you’re computer is infected with a virus and used as a server for these sickfucks.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
Yes and yes. I had to change my handle out of necessity.
What was the necessity?
May 10th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
5 dead hookers.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
What was the necessity?
Oh you know, Google searches. I don’t want any potential future mates to Google my name and find a comment about Coop kissing a man.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:42 PM
He’s said too much already…
May 10th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
Oh you know, Google searches. I don’t want any potential future mates to Google my name and find a comment about Coop kissing a man.
The poop story comment on KSK from a few years ago probably played a role as well, yes?
May 10th, 2012 at 3:46 PM
The poop story comment on KSK from a few years ago probably played a role as well, yes?
/facepalm
May 10th, 2012 at 3:48 PM
cmon man, that was an epic poop story tho. in hindsight, it’s gotta be funny.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
how about a lineage of your family tree explaining how your wife became your mother?
awesome
May 10th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
cmon man, that was an epic poop story tho. in hindsight, it’s gotta be funny.
Oh it was funny no doubt.
May 10th, 2012 at 6:44 PM
The Birdman is a freak? Surprise, Surprise.