You have your moments. Like when you’re talking about F1 racing. I don’t have a clue what any of it means, but it always looks like you’re making good points.

Oh, well yea. F1 and the Tour de France. I’m all about those two sports. And I’m fascinated with cars. I was just being self-deprecating.

You have your moments. Like when you’re talking about F1 racing. I don’t have a clue what any of it means, but it always looks like you’re making good points.

I thought you were building up to some great point.

When have I ever done that?

We’re not using that name anymore. It’s become too closely associated with poop.

Ah. I thought you were building up to some great point. I should have known better.

Bryce Harper will never pull the tail that Pat Burrell did.

This was awesome.

That Burrell video is classic.

Can’t wait for the retirement ceremony next Saturday

/nods at JayV, St. Bear, devang, etc.

The Cubs are the only team that should be allowed to wear pinstripes.

Because….?

Because I was joking and it’s fun to poke New York fans. Also,

“I am gonna think pinstripes, but that is a completely personal answer,” answered [author Rob] Miech. “I hate to disappoint Nats fans, but he was born to wear the pinstripes, and that’s been a goal. That’s nothing new or earth shattering.

I hate every single word of this paragraph. Just pure condescending horse-pap.

Because….?

the aristocrats!

Because….?

So in ’15 or ’16 they’ll probably throw a boat load of money at him to keep him around. IF he’s worth it.

Just like they did with Ryan Zimmerman.

Says a devoted Red Sox fan. Yawn.

You’re right. Both fan bases are obnoxious.

“Where? He banged my girlfriend on a display bed at bed bath and beyond, and then he broke a mirror high fiving himself.”

So funny.

’12 and ’13 on the cheap, ’14, ’15, ’16, and ’17 are arbitration years

So in ’15 or ’16 they’ll probably throw a boat load of money at him to keep him around. IF he’s worth it.