gaw…i love the legs on the armrest.

He wasn’t supposed to be on the chair, but I could never yell at him for being on furniture, that just seems mean.

and make literally thousands of dollars per year

multiple thousands??? wow. you must be rolling.

NEVER FORGET

gaw…i love the legs on the armrest.

Nobody cares what you think, beekeeper.

Saw a job listing for a Beekeeper on Indeed last week. Got all excited thinking Ben was really on to something. Turned out it was just a “Bookkeeper”. Didn’t figure it out until my 2nd interview.

I DO:
Produce honey, work my own hours, work outdoors, and make literally thousands of dollars per year

I DON’T:
Have a cubicle, have a boss, or have to deal with coworkers

I AM on to something.

NEVER FORGET

A couple houses down from me there’s a beagle named Duke that they always leave off leash. He’s awesome. Every once in a while when I’m chilling on the porch with my dogs, he’ll just walk up and lay down. Such a cool dog. But his “dad” is a Michigan grad. Douche.

only english word with three straight double letters, nawmie

we have a beagle terrier mix. i’m ot sure what the fuck terriers do, but the beagle in her is obvious. color and nose to the ground. and if we don’t pay attention to her hunger we wake up with our garbage and recycling strewn all over (every dog, i know). she likes to hide her chew toys/rawhide in funny places too

Our beagle went from perfectly healthy to full blown leukemia in two weeks, was super aggressive and nothing could be done so we took him camping with us and just fed him steaks and let him sit in the sun. Went in his sleep, doing what he loved.

Why’d you have to go there? It’s getting dusty up in here.

Our beagle went from perfectly healthy to full blown leukemia in two weeks, was super aggressive and nothing could be done so we took him camping with us and just fed him steaks and let him sit in the sun. Went in his sleep, doing what he loved.

i can’t think of a better way for a pooch to go.

had a HS friend with an ancient schnauzer that was just begging to be put down but the mother couldn’t do it. so instead, the dad would feed this schnauzer whole packs of bacon and wonder bread…thing had to have been 55 lbs when it died.

“Looks like he’s about ready for another squeezing!”

Our beagle went from perfectly healthy to full blown leukemia in two weeks, was super aggressive and nothing could be done so we took him camping with us and just fed him steaks and let him sit in the sun. Went in his sleep, doing what he loved.

Oh yeah. Nothing is ever safe. I would walk into the kitchen and he would just be standing on the island looking for food and he would see me and freeze like oh fuck. He used chairs like a goddamn springboard.

My beagle stopped jumping on the island after he knocked down a pitcher of hot water my mom was making for iced tea while he was trying to go for some bread. It burned him pretty badly and left a scar. He hasn’t really jumped since then.

i got a paolo point back in 08. been downhill since

Fattened him up a bit so he couldn’t squeeze under the fence to run after smells.

lol.

had a HS friend with an ancient schnauzer that was just begging to be put down but the mother couldn’t do it. so instead, the dad would feed this schnauzer whole packs of bacon and wonder bread…thing had to have been 55 lbs when it died.

Nobody cares what you think, beekeeper.

Saw a job listing for a Beekeeper on Indeed last week. Got all excited thinking Ben was really on to something. Turned out it was just a “Bookkeeper”. Didn’t figure it out until my 2nd interview.

my badass dog didn’t kill anything, yet even my retard dog that loved everything and didn’t have an aggressive bone in her body killed a mouse.

My 5-year-old has 1 kill. A mouse. The pup is only 1, no kills yet.

Most amazing thing was when I got dinner for my brother and I. I put it in the middle of the kitchen island at my parents. He jumped up and got onto the island and ate it. This was before he got old and fat as well.

Oh yeah. Nothing is ever safe. I would walk into the kitchen and he would just be standing on the island looking for food and he would see me and freeze like oh fuck. He used chairs like a goddamn springboard.

But then he got fatter. Fattened him up a bit so he couldn’t squeeze under the fence to run after smells.

for a while at a CC, moved to college tennis, so now summers are for recruiting/golfing

i like your style.

some of our commenters need to step their game up. these movie titles (see comments) are quite funny.

We wouldn’t have gotten that far because the post would have contained a dig about statheads, 2 grammatical errors, 1 factual errors, and a quip about baseball ratings…so the comments would have revolved around that.