Ballin’: Andrew Bynum Can’t Back Up Tough Talk, Gets Dominated by JaVale McGee in Stunning Lakers’ Loss
Lakers 99, Nuggets 102: Kobe scored 43 points but missed a game-tying three-pointer and the Nuggets forced game six in Denver with an impressive upset. The Lakers were booed – if not for a late-game barrage by Kobe, the Nuggets would have won by 10+ – and it wouldn’t surprise me if Kobe got more questions today about Andrew Bynum. A day after saying, “close out games are actually kinda easy,” Bynum only took eight shots in 39 minutes – which is fewer than Sessions, Gasol and Barnes – had one technical, and one bad foul on McGee, which you can see below. This is what happened after Bynum’s temper tantrum in game three.
I know the McGee alley-oop from Andre Miller is the montage up top, but it needs to be seen again.
Silver lining to the LA loss: Ron Artest Metta World Peace is available for game one against the Thunder.
Nice push off, Kobe!
Indiana 105, Orlando 87: The Magic actually led by two going into the 4th quarter, and then Dwight Howard must have called his teammates and told them to quit, because they did. The Pacers won the 4th quarter 36-16 in the final quarter. So, where will Stan Van Gundy be coaching next year? Darren Collison had his best game of the series (9-of-10 FGs, 19 points, six assists, three steals, one TO) and he’ll need to play like that against the Heat for the Pacers to have a shot.
Chicago 77, Philadelphia 69: Ugliest game of the playoffs? The score was 35-26 at the half. The 76ers will close this out Thursday at home.

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May 9th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
I wouldn’t write off this series just yet.
Also, why does Mozgov start?
May 9th, 2012 at 10:52 AM
this survives 2 more days!
May 9th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
i meant thibs!
May 9th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
Since we were talking about great predictions yesterday: Good job predicting that the Celtics and Lakers would win last night!
It’s jarring how much better the games are in the Western Conference than the East. I thought last year was bad, but this year it’s even worse.
May 9th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
All Javele needed was to get away from John Wall. Wait till Andray Blatche blows up next year and we’ll know who the problem was.
May 9th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
OT…im completely blown away that shit like this really happens.
May 9th, 2012 at 11:02 AM
Since I missed the Round Up…
John Travolta was kicked out of Spanish Bay years ago due to his relentless pursuit of the towel boys.
May 9th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
That’s some Tom Clancy shit.
Interesting…
May 9th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
we can only hope.
May 9th, 2012 at 11:06 AM
Andray Blatche is a bigger cancer on the Wiz than Arenas ever was.
May 9th, 2012 at 11:06 AM
Awesome. Apparently the Saudis are pissed that the story was leaked because the actual bomb maker hasn’t been caught yet.
May 9th, 2012 at 11:11 AM
Outstanding. I don’t know how dude fit a bomb into his drawers considering the size of the balls he must have.
May 9th, 2012 at 11:14 AM
OT…im completely blown away that shit like this really happens.
Bond…Muhammad Bond
May 9th, 2012 at 11:15 AM
So take the Bulls ML?
That McGee trade is looking better each day for the Nuggets… not as good offensively as Nene but is so much cheaper and brings much better defense.
May 9th, 2012 at 11:15 AM
Andre Miller does far worse every time he takes Steve Blake to the hole.
May 9th, 2012 at 11:16 AM
I am intrigued by your theory and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
May 9th, 2012 at 11:16 AM
i have the lakers and celtics for the series…m240 and m210 respectively. 100 on each. now i’m nervous
May 9th, 2012 at 11:17 AM
I think you’ll be alright Vez. Both teams close out in game 6, IMO.
May 9th, 2012 at 11:18 AM
That Bulls win last night was probably the ugliest playoff game since game 7 of the second Laker-Celts finals.
May 9th, 2012 at 11:19 AM
Go Bulls!
May 9th, 2012 at 11:19 AM
No cute kid at the interview table video? BOOOOOOOOO!
May 9th, 2012 at 11:19 AM
Bynum should have went to UConn so he could learn how to throw a real tantrum.
May 9th, 2012 at 11:20 AM
I was behind a dude walking into the bathroom, and the guy goes straight for the short urinal. Who does that?
May 9th, 2012 at 11:21 AM
Guys with really long dicks.
May 9th, 2012 at 11:22 AM
our second floor has a halfwall at the top of the stairs, and the cat likes to jump up on the ledge. the drop is at least 15 feet. i understand their balance is amazing, especially when she starts getting crazy up there, trying to reach something up the wall or chasing her tail. hard to watch
May 9th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
Stern ordered an extra game for the Bulls and his goons, errrr, refs didn’t disappoint. Talk about letting them play, yeesh.
May 9th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
me.
/short meme’d
May 9th, 2012 at 11:24 AM
Holy shit. How asinine can you be?
May 9th, 2012 at 11:24 AM
Goons.
Goons?
Hired goons.
Hired goons?
May 9th, 2012 at 11:24 AM
I was behind a dude walking into the bathroom, and the guy goes straight for the short urinal. Who does that?
a urinal is aurinal. i’d be more concerned if he went to one that made you, behind him, go to one next to him, if no one else was there
May 9th, 2012 at 11:24 AM
sc, smardja is on the score right now
May 9th, 2012 at 11:26 AM
Guys with really long dicks.
not too long but is sure is thin
May 9th, 2012 at 11:26 AM
Short urinal is never my first option.
I don’t consider myself tall (6ft), but if I don’t pay attention I piss straight into the back of the urinal, which can splash back on me.
May 9th, 2012 at 11:27 AM
i prefer the handicapped stall for my first option. like anyone would care if a cripple shat themselves.
May 9th, 2012 at 11:27 AM
Wow. Not that it didn’t go both ways or anything…
/24-11 FT discrepancy in favor of Philly, Bulls got in the paint plenty
//great job though, Coop
May 9th, 2012 at 11:29 AM
Hahahaha.
May 9th, 2012 at 11:29 AM
I went to the gym late last night and there was maybe 5 other people there. I get on a treadmill at the far end of the gym. There are 15 open machines to the right of me, and this jackass chooses to use the one that is right next to me. Come on man. Whatever happened to personal space.
May 9th, 2012 at 11:30 AM
boozer was more of a most presence last night. bulls could still win this
May 9th, 2012 at 11:30 AM
Good to see that Kobe fans are on the defensive, per usual.
May 9th, 2012 at 11:32 AM
There are 15 open machines to the right of me, and this jackass chooses to use the one that is right next to me. Come on man. Whatever happened to personal space.
that seems so blatant. did he ask you about your job and your sexual leanings?
May 9th, 2012 at 11:32 AM
I need to know more about nearby TV options and chicks in yoga pants on ellipticals directly in front of said treadmill before making a judgement.
May 9th, 2012 at 11:35 AM
this.
May 9th, 2012 at 11:36 AM
He works out at the same gym as TBL?
May 9th, 2012 at 11:37 AM
I need to know more about nearby TV options and chicks in yoga pants on ellipticals directly in front of said treadmill before making a judgement.
i didn’t. derkaiser…gaymagnet
May 9th, 2012 at 11:38 AM
Bizarro Sanders story time
May 9th, 2012 at 11:40 AM
Nope, no chicks anywhere near us. And if he wanted to watch a particular channel, he could’ve just moved 5-6 machines over. there are about 20 tv’s playing 6 stations so every 5th or 6th one is the same channel.
He had NO reason to do what he did. I didn’t want to seem rude or obvious so I just ran for 1-2 minutes after he got on his machine and then just got out of there.
May 9th, 2012 at 11:40 AM
He asked about v-shaped back, didn’t he?
Still unacceptable. If there are some tight yoga pants or a decent TV, he can probably still see it while leaving at least one open treadmill between.
May 9th, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Who said it didn’t? But calling a loose game benefits the home team and the more physical defense team. I’ll let you try and figure out which team fits those criteria.
/it was Chicago, because you wont be able to figure it out.
May 9th, 2012 at 11:45 AM
you should’ve just reached over, took the magnet-emergency-stop-thingee off and thrown it across the room.
May 9th, 2012 at 11:46 AM
when you debate the irrational or ill informed it makes you seem defensive.
May 9th, 2012 at 11:47 AM
I like it, but I would’ve been more passive aggressive. I would’ve started grunting really loudly, and flicking my sweat on him*.
*no way I would do either of these things
May 9th, 2012 at 11:48 AM
That would have pissed me off, too. Maybe he is just a creature of habit. Sometimes there are certain machines at the gym that just work better than others. At my old gym there was definitely a difference between level 9 on one lifecycle versus another.
May 9th, 2012 at 11:59 AM
So calling tight games in Philly didn’t benefit the home team?
Game 3: 33-23 FTA in favor of Philly
Game 4: 31-14 in favor of Philly
/I figured it out
//Loves making baseless claims that support my viewpoint
May 9th, 2012 at 12:01 PM
Denver wins game 6 at home (elevation combined with long minutes in game 5 catch up to Kobe), but Lakers win game 7 in a blowout fashion. It’ll be one of those Bynum games where he trolls Laker fans with a glimpse of his talent. Something like 27/20.
May 9th, 2012 at 12:01 PM
I presumed TBL’s comment was a joke. Seemed pretty clear to me.
May 9th, 2012 at 12:06 PM
Coop is so intelligent.
May 9th, 2012 at 12:14 PM
Obvious sarcasm. It was a play on ‘John Wall has horrible teammates’ thing. You slippin, Darrel.
May 9th, 2012 at 12:21 PM
damn, thats what I get for posting without my Hoveround
May 9th, 2012 at 12:27 PM
Lol
May 9th, 2012 at 12:38 PM
How come there are no clips of the absolutely absurd 3s Kobe drilled at the end of the game to give that pitiful team a chance to win? He hit 4 in the last few minutes when they were down like 15? The summary above makes it seem like it was just another game? Poor effort TBL. Give Kobe some credit here. Nobody else could do that. Similarly, Bynum is a joke. What a petulant child.
May 9th, 2012 at 12:40 PM
we only remember the ones to tie or win, dz nuts
May 9th, 2012 at 12:44 PM
You haven’t been here very long, have you?
May 9th, 2012 at 12:55 PM
Didn’t he miss his last 3 shots when it got close? Sounds like he choked to me.