Terrell Owens appeared on Dr. Phil’s awful TV show. Three of Owens’ four baby mamas appeared as well. I won’t spoil the videos with a bullet-point rundown – watch them if you’d like. Or don’t. You might feel sad for Owens. But you probably won’t when you think about this fact: Terrell Owens is broke. He made $80 million in his 15 years in the NFL. Note: The phrase “poppin bottles in the club” appears once.

[videos via Adam]