same here. i think there was like 3 minutes between thing 1 and thing 2

but she’s got me wrapped.

As long as she does the same with her boyfriends when she’s older, you’re golden.

we held off getting pets for a long time because we knew they would be like another kid. the cat is less so. kids plus pets = 6

2 kids is way more manageable than 3+

Not necessarily – we spaced ours out. Big bro was taking care of little bro early on. Sis in the middle has been higher maintenance than both boys combined, but she’s got me wrapped.

BITCH, THESE ARE TIMES WHEN YOU NEED A DOG!!!!!!

there are times when being outnumbered has its drawbacks, no doubt

2 kids is way more manageable than 3+. I also think a family of 4 is plenty big, but I get that others like a larger sized family.

there are times when being outnumbered has its drawbacks, no doubt

Still think he’s a highlight reel and merely an above average basketball player.

I think you may be onto something, though I’d say he’s a bit better than above average. His game does need a ton of work, though.

Tell em Lisk… number 3 and/or number 4 are much less hassle than 1 and 2.

2 children is more than enough for me.

Ladies love the scruff.

Ladies will love what I tell them to love when I’m slurring nonsense at them in bars.

Pretty sure the perfect example of this is the Tyrus Thomas-Blake Griffin comparison. Still pissed I missed that post.

Still think he’s a highlight reel and merely an above average basketball player. The Tyrus comparison did make for a great meme though.

Somoene get Lisk’s wife on the pill!

Tell em Lisk… number 3 and/or number 4 are much less hassle than 1 and 2.

/3 kids here – number 3 is “Mr. Respectful Independent Studious Boy of the Century”.

guys don’t like cats because they can’t order them around.

SenyorMadre’s madre did some serious drinking when he was in the womb.

You do know the group of people you’re talking to, right?

Here I am, just trying to get noticed, and everyone keeps pointing out the flaws in my logic.

It’s just not fair.

I’m wrong. A lot. About many things.

Pretty sure the perfect example of this is the Tyrus Thomas-Blake Griffin comparison. Still pissed I missed that post.

It’s about the scruff. Screw beards.

Ladies love the scruff.

Geesh, you people just can’t let a bad joke die, can you?

You do know the group of people you’re talking to, right?

I don’t need something else that pisses itself when excited, splashes in the mud causing me to give it baths, or rips through my trash in search of peanut butter.

Did someone grow up with a horribly trained dog?