I think I did that until kindergarten.

If you have behind-the-bar privileges at your local watering hole, take a look inside their soda/pop gun holsters. You’ll see things you never thought sugar and yeast could do.

Kitchen Impossible!

When inspectors checked, they issued a critical violation for a buildup of slime inside the frozen drinks machine.

/vomits

If you have behind-the-bar privileges at your local watering hole, take a look inside their soda/pop gun holsters. You’ll see things you never thought sugar and yeast could do.

we had this kid in elementary who pulled his pants down to his ankles and hoisted his shirt up to pee.

You went to school with Spencer?

we had this kid in elementary who pulled his pants down to his ankles and hoisted his shirt up to pee.

its a hilarious bit to do if your drunk and dont care.

Pretty much this. Their demo doesn’t include die hard sports people. It includes my dad, someone who doesn’t spend too much time online.

I love to read the responses Skip gets on twitter..many suggesting to go suck a body part of Tebow..to go play in traffic..to just die.. Clever we are not!

funny, i feel the same way about some commenters

Way too many smiles from the EIC in the comments. Somebody got laid last night.

I would like to think it is amazing that First Take does so well and has high ratings…but then i read people on Twitter and realize how fucking stupid so many sports fans are and how lazy they are when it comes to forming opinions.

Pretty much this. Their demo doesn’t include die hard sports people. It includes my dad, someone who doesn’t spend too much time online.

I’ll be avoiding the Verizon Center. Mice droppings? Fun times.

Gilbert Arenas thinks that is totally acceptable

/one Blatche shoe filled with dog turds

if you ignore it, it will go away, guys.

I would like to think it is amazing that First Take does so well and has high ratings…but then i read people on Twitter and realize how fucking stupid so many sports fans are and how lazy they are when it comes to forming opinions.

So not only is Florida full of horrible people, but they’re apparently all working at stadiums or arenas.

I’ll be avoiding the Verizon Center. Mice droppings? Fun times.

that’s like 3 too many people who have referenced 1st take today.

That’s a bit unfair. Nobody is supportive of this dungheap.

if you ignore it, it will go away, guys.

Or it will grow. It grew.

funny, i feel the same way about some commenters

You could just ban them.

/just saying

ESPN’s First Take will now just be the Skip and Steven A. debate show

I’m not sure Skip, Smith, and producer Jamie Horowitz are intelligent enough to know what it actually means to debate. Jay Crawford is the perfect host because he’s a punching bag for Skip. There’s a reason he keeps the job and good people like Dana Jacobsen were sent to other parts of ESPN: Crawford has no balls and he’s the perfect puppet and yes man. Crawford is so terrible that he should be hosting some shitty reality show or local closed circuit tv.

if you ignore it, it will go away, guys.

funny, i feel the same way about some commenters

ESPN’s First Take will now just be the Skip and Steven A. debate show

I need to be hit by a bus before this happens. You just know ESPN will try and “synergize” this across platforms/media.

The Horseshoe used to have them.

Were they stainless steel? I recall porcelain troughs (maybe that was Cooper Stadium).

/pissing memories

The deal presented before the state legislature was good but what is ridiculous is to think that no one needs to pay state money for a private venture. Look at some great public buildings that are used by public people for private businesses like museums, theaters, etc. This is a good deal for the state and us citizens of Minnesota.

Great post, Lisk.
/obligatory

In June 2009, an employee complained anonymously that small insects and other debris were blended into frozen alcoholic beverages at a stand where equipment wasn’t being cleaned. When inspectors checked, they issued a critical violation for a buildup of slime inside the frozen drinks machine.

/vomits