The Nats’ Have Boldly Replaced the Philly Steak Sandwich With the “Natitude” Steak Sandwich
The budding rivalry between the Philadelphia Phillies and the Washington Nationals took another step toward Thuderdome earlier today when we learned the Nats had changed the Philly Steak Sandwich at their ballpark concession stands to the “Natitude” Steak Sandwich. The main question I have, aside from who coined the laughable term “Natitude,” is how a sandwich containing baby arugula was ever considered a Philly Steak Sandwich to begin with? Probably best for all parties involved that the item was renamed.
It’s beyond obvious the Nats are interested in establishing a true rival since they technically don’t have one outside of those pesky Orioles, but I’m guessing attempts like this, while playful, do nothing more than create a Nelson Muntz point-and-laugh reaction from the thoughtful citizens of Philadelphia. And the way the team has been playing thus far, there’s almost no need to force the issue. The Nationals are legitimate contenders in the NL East and a fun team to watch. Let it breathe.
As for the “Natitude” slogan, it’s probably best to allow such a snazzy term to be utilized by the creative minds left with the unfortunate task of developing the next terrible Natty Light commercial.
[via WaPo]

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May 7th, 2012 at 4:28 PM
“Natitude”
Goodness. Some marketing people are geniuses. Some are lazy.
May 7th, 2012 at 4:30 PM
this is the best natsparagus i’ve ever had.
May 7th, 2012 at 4:30 PM
It’s pretty funny how even the Nats fans aren’t taking this Natitude thing seriously, it’s a joke to everybody in the D.C. area. Thankfully.
/Go O’s!
//Dougies
May 7th, 2012 at 4:30 PM
I would have gone with Wizzy Steak Sandwich or something more catchy. I would feel like an idiot ordering a Natitude Steak Sandwich.
May 7th, 2012 at 4:30 PM
They need the Royals’ marketing folks. There’s a real cracker jack staff.
May 7th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
Radititude!
May 7th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
who the hell would order natsoulet?
May 7th, 2012 at 4:32 PM
I just did the schedule for all my employees and myself through mid-June. Holy fuck, I’M THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE! That shit is exhausting.
May 7th, 2012 at 4:32 PM
Still waiting to meet a real life Nats fan, sorry SROD.
May 7th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
They need the Royals’ marketing folks. There’s a real cracker jack staff.
“This is Our Time”
/giggles
May 7th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
Natatouille
May 7th, 2012 at 4:34 PM
Thuderdome
Love Thuderdome
Surprised Buzz Bissinger’s article in the NYT calling for the banning of college football didn’t get its own post. That has Ty Duffy joint written all over it.
May 7th, 2012 at 4:35 PM
That’s Natstastic!
May 7th, 2012 at 4:36 PM
I’ve been listening to Rory Gallagher all day at work, it’s been glorious.
May 7th, 2012 at 4:36 PM
carne nat-sada? OH GET THE FUCK OUT.
May 7th, 2012 at 4:37 PM
best beat up strat of all time.
/not opinion, not hyperbole…FACT
May 7th, 2012 at 4:39 PM
OT: you posters of cute animals: does this qualify as cute or adorable in any way?
May 7th, 2012 at 4:39 PM
no.
May 7th, 2012 at 4:40 PM
horses are only cute when they’re on the ground writhing in pain behind a curtain on a racetrack.
May 7th, 2012 at 4:40 PM
Nat-troversy.
May 7th, 2012 at 4:41 PM
ooo…natssata cake.
May 7th, 2012 at 4:42 PM
My brother may be finally giving up the Cubs after 37 years. He bought Nationals season tickets this year and is a huge fan of the team now. He’s lived in DC for 12 years now. I await all of the highly knowledgeable commenters to render their rulings on fandom here.
May 7th, 2012 at 4:42 PM
So the Nat’s are getting all pissy about Philly fans after the Nats specifically marketed Nats-Phillies games to Philly fans?
May 7th, 2012 at 4:43 PM
horses are only cute when they’re on the ground writhing in pain behind a curtain on a racetrack.
/sends spencer’s comments to PETA
May 7th, 2012 at 4:43 PM
Natitude
It’s a portmanteau for No attitude steak sandwich. There ya go.
May 7th, 2012 at 4:44 PM
I await all of the highly knowledgeable commenters to render their rulings on fandom here.
He paid money for tickets. He can be a fan.
May 7th, 2012 at 4:45 PM
OT: you posters of cute animals: does this qualify as cute or adorable in any way?
What about this?
http://maqueelis.tumblr.com/post/22593528033
May 7th, 2012 at 4:46 PM
Or if you have kids in art class.
I’ll have a Natitude sandwich with a side of freedom fries and wash it down with an Molson America’s Hat beer.
/that beer is shit
//like drinking fosters in Australia
May 7th, 2012 at 4:46 PM
It’s embarrassing. Nothing says “we are a second-tier franchise” like a marketing campaign that is not only practically begging people to give a shit about the team, but is also trying to inorganically manufacture a rivalry that doesn’t exist.
May 7th, 2012 at 4:46 PM
Turtle looks photoshopped.
May 7th, 2012 at 4:46 PM
This too. Even though they hate it, they love it when the 60-80k Phillies fans come down and take over their ballpark. Only time they get remotely respectable attendance figures.
May 7th, 2012 at 4:48 PM
mantis, you’ve given up on the Flyers yet?
May 7th, 2012 at 4:49 PM
Pretty much, they’ve looked like they blew their load in the Penguins series.
May 7th, 2012 at 4:50 PM
Devils-Rangers and Coyotes-Kings would be the most boring conference finals since the lockout.
May 7th, 2012 at 4:50 PM
What about this?
http://maqueelis.tumblr.com/post/22593528033
No. That asshole broke a perfectly good ping pong ball.
May 7th, 2012 at 4:53 PM
Devils-Rangers and Coyotes-Kings would be the most boring conference finals since the lockout.
2006 wasn’t exactly a ratings bonanza in the States. Rangers/Devils could be as nasty as Pens/Flyers. NHL praying for Rangers/Kings final at this point.
May 7th, 2012 at 4:54 PM
Surely one is coming at some point, even it is drops after 5:00
May 7th, 2012 at 4:56 PM
The phrase ‘Natitude’ is repeated every half inning during the promos with the fans in the stand too.
One excruciating part of an otherwise awesome place to watch a game. The food is excellent.
May 7th, 2012 at 4:56 PM
I can’t wait for the horde of Nats fans who will road trip to the series up in Philly the end of this month.
/there are no Nats fans
Gross.
Rangers-Devils is actually quite a nasty rivalry.
May 7th, 2012 at 4:57 PM
It seems ballpark food is getting better and better around the country. That’s nice to see.
May 7th, 2012 at 4:59 PM
Fuck that, that’s bullshit.
The O’s could suck for another decade plus (entirely possible), and I’m never dropping them. Just couldn’t bring myself to do it, it’s a breach.
May 7th, 2012 at 4:59 PM
Rangers-Devils is actually quite a nasty rivalry.
You can bet your ass, that there will be some arrests and fights pretty much every game. Rangers fans are the worst.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:00 PM
Every home game on the 25th = Nativity Day.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:01 PM
Talking about style of play. Those 4 teams would be boring as hell to watch.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:04 PM
Still waiting to meet a real life Nats fan, sorry SROD.
philly, this argle-bargle from the Nats’ marketing bunch is kinda goofy, to be sure.
OT: Just got back from seeing Avengers in 3D. I CANNOT WAIT to see the sequel. I was on the verge of tears of joy watching it.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:05 PM
I’m trying hard to make Orioletitude into a thing on twitter. Guess it will have to wait for the Beltway World Series when the eyes of the world are upon the area. I’m not sure I can keep it up for 5 more months, though
May 7th, 2012 at 5:07 PM
Also, (maybe Duckworth’d) Werth has a broken wrist. Out indefinitely. How long can the Nats hold on until Morse, LaRoche, Zimmerman get back in the lineup?
May 7th, 2012 at 5:08 PM
smeltway > beltway
May 7th, 2012 at 5:10 PM
Morse is only a month or so away, Zimmerman… boy what a contract, La Roche is a league average player. I think they’re not really much different with or without those guys. The problem for the Nats is the reliance on young arms that will be shelved/shelled come September. They aren’t winning anything because of their offense
May 7th, 2012 at 5:11 PM
Talking about style of play. Those 4 teams would be boring as hell to watch.
Kings have been a pretty fun team to watch since the trade deadline. Agreed that the other 3 aren’t exactly asthetically pleasing.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:11 PM
This name is amazing
May 7th, 2012 at 5:12 PM
Lotta hate for a feel-good story, trying to come up with a clever marketing ploy (that isn’t as horrendous as made out), to get more people in seats. You’d all be doing the same
May 7th, 2012 at 5:14 PM
Lotta hate for a feel-good story
You think? It seems more befuddled amusement than hate to me
May 7th, 2012 at 5:14 PM
They aren’t winning anything because of their offense
Yeah, you’re right. Espinosa took a step back this year at the plate. Desmond is too impatient a free-swinger. Bernadina cannot hit major league pitching consistently. Ankiel would be a great 4th outfielder on a real contender, but the more he plays the more you see the holes in his swing also.
My Nats are a good story this year, and I’m not bailing on ‘em. It’s a long season, though.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:14 PM
Orioletitude
Boats & O’s
Boats n’ O’s, i gotta have me more boats and O’s!
Boats n’ O’s, boats n’ O’s, i gotta have me more boats and O’s!
The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria
I’ll do you in the bottom while you drink a Sangria
Nachos, Lemonheads, my dad’s boat
You wont go down cuz my dick can float
We sail around the world and go port to port
Every time I cum, I produce a quart
Put on your lifevest, lets drop anchor
Oh that’s a nice lady, who I’d like to spank her
Boats n’ O’s
Boats and O’s, I gotta have me more boats and O’s!
Deadliest catch, without the crabs
We’re almost out of gas,
Call the Arabs!
I’m a pussy pirate my name is Jack Sparrow
I’ll take off my pants she can see my flesh arrow
Make sure to wax
Use your mom’s Nair
You’ll be amazed when i cum in your hair
Pull up the anchor, cause we are leavin’ dry land
Get below deck, with a dick in your hand!
May 7th, 2012 at 5:14 PM
i guarantee i’d come up with something a lot more creative. GUARANTEE.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:15 PM
Yes. Yes it is.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:17 PM
<emYou think?
Maybe not hate as in evil, more like hater-ade hate
i guarantee i’d come up with something a lot more creative
You have 5 minutes
May 7th, 2012 at 5:18 PM
Dammit
May 7th, 2012 at 5:18 PM
Yes. Yes it is.
Hater-ade
May 7th, 2012 at 5:18 PM
You root for two baseball teams, your opinion on anything sports-related means absolutely nothing.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:19 PM
I don’t get the hard on for the Phillies. I think the Nats would be better served focusing towards Virginia and battling holdover Braves fans from the glory days of the ’90′s/when the AAA affiliate was in Richmond. Besides, other than Philadelphians nobody can stand a thing about that city. Why wage a PR war that has already been won?
May 7th, 2012 at 5:19 PM
My Nats are a good story this year, and I’m not bailing on ‘em.
The depth of good young pitchers they have right now is bonkers. They seem to be on par with the Rays, with Strasburg being on another, higher, level than anyone. Assuming him and Zimmermann stay healthy, they can keep contending even with the terrible offense. FWIW, I don’t think Espinosa is really regressing. He’s like a less-talented Frenchy. Pitchers are just finding the holes in his swing more the longer he stays up
May 7th, 2012 at 5:19 PM
I think you’re a cool guy and all, but you and your family are a festering boil on the butt-cheeks of sports-fandom. No offense, though.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:20 PM
you and your family are a festering boil on the butt-cheeks of sports-fandom.
I chuckled
May 7th, 2012 at 5:21 PM
free parking night.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:22 PM
free parking night.
/wanking
Who cares?
May 7th, 2012 at 5:23 PM
I will admit that the Strasburger that they showed during the game the only night did look delicious.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:23 PM
I’ve worked in sports marketing and I can tell you, coming up with the yearly slogan is a terrible process. Basically you need something that can fit on all your marketing crap. The whole marketing side really chips away at each other, ugh. Also, good ideas will offend some advertising group and they get canned. It’s brutal.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:23 PM
free parking night.
Psssh, have you seen the parking around the stadium? It’s still not worth it, even for free
May 7th, 2012 at 5:24 PM
people with cars.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:24 PM
strangle a cat night
May 7th, 2012 at 5:24 PM
The food at the Nationals stadium was amazing when I went there but somebody told me they don’t have Ben’s anymore. If that’s true, can somebody please explain to me what the fuck?
May 7th, 2012 at 5:25 PM
The Nationals should add a swimming pool in the stadium and call the it the Natatorium.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:25 PM
To be completely fair, Dan Steinberg said all the “Natitude” signage was coming down upon the conclusion of the Phils series. So there’s that.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:26 PM
To be completely fair, Dan Steinberg said all the “Natitude” signage was coming down upon the conclusion of the Phils series. So there’s that.
Sounds like money well-spent.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:26 PM
I should add that Magic Johnson lowered the parking at Dodger Stadium from $15 to $10 bucks. Yes. Magic Johnson did it and only Magic Johnson did it. Because Magic Johnson owns the Dodgers. I don’t give a shit about what percentage it is. I just love typing “Magic Johnson owns the Dodgers”.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:26 PM
musical chairs night…you get a random ticket.
/might result in many rapes
May 7th, 2012 at 5:27 PM
But that won’t do it. Harper mohawk (or whatever it is) Night. 1/2 price ticket wearing Nats gear night. Anything more fun than parking
May 7th, 2012 at 5:27 PM
they should make the infield muddy and call it natella.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:27 PM
But the Natitude Steak Sandwich that was never truly a Philly Steak Sandwich, will remain the Natitude Steak Sandwich. Yay.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:28 PM
Abortions for some, free miniature American Flags for others.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:28 PM
gay marriage night*.
*indicates game with fireworks show
May 7th, 2012 at 5:28 PM
minefield night.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:29 PM
They should sponsor a Dyslexia Awareness Night and wear these uniforms again.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:30 PM
soviet russia night…washingrad comrades.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:30 PM
Yes. Magic Johnson did it and only Magic Johnson did it.
Ha. Probably not true but entirely believable at the same time
May 7th, 2012 at 5:32 PM
Wow. Bryce Harper stole home after getting beaned by future Dodger Cole Hamels? I don’t give a shit edge-wise about the Nats, but that’s fucking awesome.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:33 PM
horrible jersey night
May 7th, 2012 at 5:33 PM
you know, im glad that despite everyone’s seeming hate of bryce harper, we all agree that it was a fucking great play.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:33 PM
French-Canadian Night
May 7th, 2012 at 5:34 PM
dude, horrible jersey night is an awesome idea…CROWDSOURCING.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:34 PM
spitballing off horrible jersey night…spring training minor leaguer with a huge number that looks funny in baseball night.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:35 PM
the word jersey should be in there somewhere too…im thinking…before night and after baseball.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:35 PM
Bryca Harper is gonna make you love him. And then he’s gonna sign a $600M contract* in 2018 and everyone will hate him again
* to stay in Washington
/waves to fetch
May 7th, 2012 at 5:37 PM
I don’t hate him, even though I hear he’s a huge entitled douche (even more entitled than Matt Kalil, I hear…), but I saw every pitch of his first 3 games against the Dodgers. That kid is an exciting player.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:38 PM
Bryca Harper is ‘da best, I tell ya.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:38 PM
where is this matt kalil entitled shit coming from? like, details?
May 7th, 2012 at 5:38 PM
To expand on French-Canadian Night, the idea is that we give all the French Canadians in the crowd something awesome that they really love and support at the beginning of the game and then slowly, intentionally make them resent it and not support it. In the 6th inning, MLB officials will come into the crowd and take away whatever that awesome thing is and hold it somewhere in the concessions area for safe-keeping. Before the 9th inning they make it awesome again and hand it out to all the DC-area natives in attendance who had, up until that point, all been wearing Orioles gear. About half of them will love the new thing, about half will kind of hate it, but they will all be unified in laughing at the French Canadians for losing it
May 7th, 2012 at 5:39 PM
poutine night.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:39 PM
Bryca Harper is ‘da best, I tell ya.
Stuff it, hairpiece. Unless you start writing that advice column for me
May 7th, 2012 at 5:40 PM
im way too mellow to understand 99.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:41 PM
It was the history of Les ‘Spos as told through one night of baseball fan appreciation night along the mighty Anacostia
May 7th, 2012 at 5:42 PM
I hear ya, Storkweather.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:43 PM
Did you just call me skinny?
May 7th, 2012 at 5:43 PM
It’s what some un-named dipshit scout said. There was a post about it here a couple weeks ago before the draft.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:45 PM
Have “Nat”ure Boy Ric Flair Night. First 10,000 in get feathered robes. Lear jet pilots and ground crew get a limo ride to/from the park and free luxury box seats.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:46 PM
Everyone has a jersey they’re embarrassed to own. Maybe because said athelete never panned out. Or moved to another team. While breaking the franchise of its good karma. And now you really can’t wear it anywhere, no matter how good it looks, because of that athlete’s actions..
/packs Red Manny Ramirez jersey in box
//weeps
May 7th, 2012 at 5:46 PM
ballz…i remember that, i just dont remember hearing about any specific episodes. seems completely baseless.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:48 PM
I don’t know what you’re talking about. My #99 Manny Ramirez jersey ages like fine wine.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:48 PM
I have a royal blue Iverson jersey from like 2002. It’s amazingly hideous.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:49 PM
Ramirez is the good bad one. Travis Henry #20 is the ultimate no-no wear
May 7th, 2012 at 5:49 PM
royal blue Iverson jersey
awesome
May 7th, 2012 at 5:50 PM
i wear my browns donte stallworth jersey when im driving drunk because maybe, just maybe, i could live forever as an internet meme.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:50 PM
Oh. Well, me neither. It probably came out during some of the interviews. But like I said, the amateur psychologist scout was probably a dipshit.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:51 PM
That would be a #11 Karl Malone Lakers jersey.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:54 PM
That would be a #11 Karl Malone Lakers jersey
If you wear it with a cowboy hat to hunt little Mexican girls it’s not embarrassing
May 7th, 2012 at 5:54 PM
That would be a #11 Karl Malone Lakers jersey
Although I feel your pain, Wer talking about a convicted Coke dealer who has 11 children by 10 women
/allegedly
//the children, not coke
///VFL!
May 7th, 2012 at 5:58 PM
Coke dealer, schmoke dealer. Sex is awesome. Coke is awesome. Despite it being a “hell of a drug”. He was on the fucking Jazz for like 19 years. That jersey is persona non grata at Laker games. Totally unwearable.
May 7th, 2012 at 6:26 PM
horrible jersey night
This guy gets it.
De-motivational twitter jumbotron contest. Tweet something awful about the other team it gets featured.