Comments on: Blackburn vs. Wigan EPL Match Delayed After Chicken Was Released on the Pitch

By: Cheesus

Cheesus — Mon, 07 May 2012 22:56:54 +0000

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer group of cunts.

/fuck Blackburn

By: Ballz is The Stig

Ballz is The Stig — Mon, 07 May 2012 20:31:34 +0000

I got as far as the Game of Thrones thread then stopped. Wish I could freaking wake up earlier.

By: Ballz is The Stig

Ballz is The Stig — Mon, 07 May 2012 20:27:55 +0000

Ballz – Lakers got their own post.

Oh. Shit. Sorry, dude. My badski.

By: Ballz is The Stig

Ballz is The Stig — Mon, 07 May 2012 20:27:03 +0000

Damn it. I was watching this game then changed it during the half and forgot to put it back. Fuck my life.

Also, somebody called Sportsgal “sportsgunt” in the Game of Thrones thread. I thought that was a little funny.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Mon, 07 May 2012 20:26:22 +0000

The chicken will be plucked, seasoned and end up tasting delicious. There is you preview. No?

i laughed.

By: reggie_dunlap

reggie_dunlap — Mon, 07 May 2012 20:25:57 +0000

Duffy, can we get a preview of the Football League Championship game?

The chicken will be plucked, seasoned and end up tasting delicious. There is you preview. No?

By: Jason McIntyre

Jason McIntyre — Mon, 07 May 2012 20:25:33 +0000

Ballz – Lakers got their own post.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Mon, 07 May 2012 20:23:32 +0000

Sorry, we were looking for “because the factory owner fired him for wanting to work less than 15 hours a day and make more than a pittance per hour.”

neo, there is no chicken.

/morpheus’d

By: ms621

ms621 — Mon, 07 May 2012 20:23:27 +0000

Actually, come to think of it, I like your original comment better, spencer.

By: Ballz is The Stig

Ballz is The Stig — Mon, 07 May 2012 20:23:21 +0000

Just read Ballin. Did the Lakers play last night or was I hallucinating? No wonder there were only 36 (?) comments.

By: jim

jim — Mon, 07 May 2012 20:22:51 +0000

Duffy, can we get a preview of the Football League Championship game?

By: ms621

ms621 — Mon, 07 May 2012 20:20:21 +0000

why’d the chicken cross the road?

it was a historical inevitability.

/karl marx

Sorry, we were looking for “because the factory owner fired him for wanting to work less than 15 hours a day and make more than a pittance per hour.”

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Mon, 07 May 2012 20:17:34 +0000

why’d the chicken cross the road?

it was a historical inevitability.

/karl marx

By: Tim Ryan

Tim Ryan — Mon, 07 May 2012 20:14:08 +0000

A fan just ran on the field and threw his season ticket at Blackburn’s manager.

Love it.

By: HuskerDawg

HuskerDawg — Mon, 07 May 2012 20:14:08 +0000

/nods at gus johnson.

AND THE CHICKEN IS ON THE FIELD…HaHA! HaHA!

/seriously…Gus kind of blows

By: MP

MP — Mon, 07 May 2012 20:13:57 +0000

A fan just ran on the field and threw his season ticket at Blackburn’s manager.

Poor Steve Kean. He’s not even in the top 5 on my list of people to blame for Blackburn going down.

By: Geeezeus

Geeezeus — Mon, 07 May 2012 20:13:25 +0000

*principal

By: VladimirCrouton

VladimirCrouton — Mon, 07 May 2012 20:12:59 +0000

WTF ACTA.

By: Geeezeus

Geeezeus — Mon, 07 May 2012 20:12:55 +0000

So what’s the excuse for not suspending Ovechkin?

The pictures that show that the principle point of contact was not the head.

By: Jim Harbaugh Scramble

Jim Harbaugh Scramble — Mon, 07 May 2012 20:12:42 +0000

these things happen in soccer.

/nods at gus johnson.