Tiger Woods is Most Definitely Not Back: He Likely Missed the Cut at Quail Hollow [UPDATE: He Missed the Cut]
The struggles continue for Tiger Woods. Following up on his 40th place finish at the Masters last month, Eldrick’s play at Quail Hollow Thursday and this morning at the Wells Fargo Championship could best be described as ordinary. If the media’s going to go ga-ga when Tiger performs well in non-majors (he’s back!), are they going to panic again now that he’s poised to miss the cut? It would be just the 8th time in his career he’s missed the cut.
Tiger’s a mere mortal guys, let’s face it. He’s never rebounded from the Thanksgiving car wreck, the injuries in recent years, (and maybe the loss of Dr. Galea, if you want to go that route) and he might never regain his old form. Sure, he might win another major or two, but catching Jack is rapidly becoming a pipe dream. The last time Tiger won a Major: US Open, 2008.
There’s still six weeks for Tiger to get his act together before the US Open. They’ll need him to get his mind right if they want people watching.

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May 4th, 2012 at 4:12 PM
Wow, so a guy has a bad weekend and he’s no longer qualified to be a PGA tour professional?
May 4th, 2012 at 4:15 PM
The only thing that sucks more than golf is Frank Zappa’s music.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:16 PM
So is there really no “some guy” tag for the golf posts? Because that should have happened a long time ago
May 4th, 2012 at 4:17 PM
i think most people pumped their brakes a while ago..unless they are the knee-jerk media who wait on hand and foot for the slightest glimpse of tiger succeeding so they can cream their pants.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:21 PM
He was probably fixated on banging Holly Sonders the entire time.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:23 PM
It’s golf. Isn’t this a sports blog?
May 4th, 2012 at 4:23 PM
Hey! Dweezil Zappa, Moon Unit Zappa, Ahmet Zappa, and Diva Zappa all resent that comment!
/the dude SUCKED at naming children
May 4th, 2012 at 4:25 PM
Can we all just agree that Tiger isn’t “back” until he wins a couple majors in a year? I think that would save us some time.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:25 PM
lets say he’s got 40 majors left…needs to win 12.5% of em. so far for his career, including this recent slide (not counting majors missed for injury, obviously), he’s won 10.37% of the majors he’s entered.
according to that it doesn’t look good, and while id love to say that the trend he wins em in bunches would make it somewhat easier, it really is looking less and less likely.
i don’t think he’s catching jack anymore.
/lol @ ballz
May 4th, 2012 at 4:26 PM
/spencer meltdown in 5…4…3…
May 4th, 2012 at 4:27 PM
The last time Tiger missed the cut at Quail he finished fourth in the US Open. But I’m not sure if that was before or after he stopped doing the HGH that TBL continues to recklessly and baselessly accuse him of doing.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:27 PM
na…ive left the office already and enhanced my mellow. it’s all good.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:29 PM
Great leaderboard.
/some guy named Nick Watney’d
May 4th, 2012 at 4:29 PM
heard he’s considering banging rene russo to get his mojo back.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:30 PM
Don’t hit up Eleven Warriors then.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
That’s a ridiculous standard. The last golfer to do that was Harrington in 2008, and before that, the last non-Tiger golfer to do that was O’Meara in 1998. A major win is sufficient to consider him “back”, even though the whole notion/discussion is dumb.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
Jason has strong resentment for Tiger.
-fin-
May 4th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
This is nowhere near correct quickly He has been a pro for 15 years so that is 61 (60 +1 this year) majors take away the 4 he missed for being hurt that leaves 57 doesn’t count the time he didn’t play between the Masters and US Open when his dad died and missed the cut or last year when he played one tournament between the Masters and PGA he has won 14/57 which is 24%.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:32 PM
i know it doesn’t matter what i think, but man, tiger’s a real fucking pussy. like, the tiger that got me into golf was a fucking animal who could kick anyone’s ass…and now? my god…it’s like he’s been neutered.
feel like ive been duped. like, and i swear im not making this up, at one time a ton of people thought he was the must ruthless competitor in sports. that guy. the massive pussy dressing up like tiger woods on the pga. blows my mind.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:34 PM
Thank you for not taking me seriously. It’s getting harder and harder to break ballz around here.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:34 PM
having your personal life turned inside out in front of the world can do some crazy shit to your psyche.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:34 PM
he played in three majors for two years as an amateur, he played in the us open after his dad died…and missed the cut. but he played.
but you’re right…i fucked up the math big time somehow. imma blame it on the pot.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:35 PM
This is good. And it sums up my feelings perfectly.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:35 PM
“Hey if you use my arbitrary math my numbers are correct and your’s aren’t!”
May 4th, 2012 at 4:35 PM
ok ok…23% of majors entered won.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:36 PM
22%…god, im retarded.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:36 PM
Lucky bastard..
/Jealous
May 4th, 2012 at 4:36 PM
could anyone imagine tiger hanging out with navy SEALs now? holy shit, they’d laugh his ass off the fucking wherever the shit they are.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:37 PM
hey hey hey
May 4th, 2012 at 4:37 PM
I’m not sure if that was before or after he stopped doing the HGH that TBL continues to recklessly and baselessly accuse him of doing.
And what do you do?
May 4th, 2012 at 4:37 PM
smoke weed every day
May 4th, 2012 at 4:37 PM
LOL did I read this wrong or is this more crazy pot induced babble?
May 4th, 2012 at 4:37 PM
could anyone imagine tiger hanging out with navy SEALs now? holy shit, they’d laugh his ass off the fucking wherever the shit they are.
Except then he could start talking about all the pornstars he’s fucked. I’d have to imagine that would give him some street cred amongst that crowd.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:38 PM
it’s babble.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:39 PM
maybe he killed a homeless man to get accepted into the group and the guilt is weighing on him.
or he’s also really worried the Nets might as well be called the New York N___s.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:39 PM
They’d probably ask him who his HGH hookup is.
/Detective TBL
May 4th, 2012 at 4:40 PM
fair enough…then again, that crowd would’ve stood on that podium after being exposed for a litany of affairs and take credit with a shit eating grin on their faces for it if we’re being truly honest.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:41 PM
they should be the new jersey nuts and have their logo being jay z teabagging MSG.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:41 PM
fair enough…then again, that crowd would’ve stood on that podium after being exposed for a litany of affairs and take credit with a shit eating grin on their faces for it if we’re being truly honest.
These words are all English, but I have no idea what idea they are trying to express.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:41 PM
They could discuss their mutual hate for weed, frank zappa and all things OSU.
He could give them tips on how to keep your car blood free when banging a girl when her bloody axe gash is bloody and how to bang girls and only ever buy them reluctantly a subway wrap.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:42 PM
whatever.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:43 PM
Who’s Frank Zappa?
May 4th, 2012 at 4:44 PM
/I keed
May 4th, 2012 at 4:44 PM
he’s a weird dude, man.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:44 PM
Too many athletes out there on the course with him now. He’s toast.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:45 PM
wow, 44 might be the most cocksucker comment ive ever seen on here.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:46 PM
Mellow=harshed.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:46 PM
And I didn’t give out any information that was already readily present all over this blog.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:47 PM
Outing people = not cool.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:48 PM
Wow, his real name and everything? Not cool, ms.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:48 PM
But while we’re at it.
Tom Cruise
Anderson Cooper
Bono
May 4th, 2012 at 4:48 PM
unless spencer is using the new mobile site.
Good point. I’ll have to try out m.thebiglead.com and see how it works.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:49 PM
the fuck were you thinking using my full name?
May 4th, 2012 at 4:49 PM
Outing people = not cool.
Like I said, I didn’t put out anything that wasn’t mentioned many, many times on this blog in the past.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:50 PM
there’s a layer and deniability behind a pseudonym…not so with my full fucking name there.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:50 PM
If you want me email hernia to ask him to delete. I will.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:51 PM
Tom Cruise
Anderson Cooper
Bono
Thomas Mapother
Don’t know
Paul Hewson
May 4th, 2012 at 4:51 PM
the secret new one is m.thebiglead/bigleadsports/usatoday.com/gannet
May 4th, 2012 at 4:51 PM
i asked crm.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:52 PM
this is playing out like a hostage situation when the dumb one starts calling everyone their real name in front of the hostages.
/salts popcorn
//settles in
May 4th, 2012 at 4:53 PM
Don’t forget all the comments that quoted that comment.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:54 PM
May 4th, 2012 at 4:55 PM
and all the links that pull up spencer096 when you google it.
better get busy erasing user info on all the sites you comment on.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:55 PM
My bad.
It was cool until:
/He’s blown alpha team in position
May 4th, 2012 at 4:56 PM
having my first Founders beer right now
this is everything I was told it would be
May 4th, 2012 at 4:57 PM
Fair point. I fucked up. I’ll email Hernia. Apologies.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:57 PM
which one, backwoods bastard?
May 4th, 2012 at 4:57 PM
spencer invoking the commenter bill of rights.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:58 PM
Gone.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:58 PM
/salts popcorn
//settles in
heehee, if anyone here is mrejr’s facebook friend, he had a throwdown with an Occupy dude he’s had an ongoing offline battle with today. worth it
May 4th, 2012 at 4:58 PM
Has CBS canceled its coverage of the weekend yet?
May 4th, 2012 at 4:59 PM
i thought that was unceremoniously burned when TBL got his Low Seven Figures?
May 4th, 2012 at 4:59 PM
I wish. Centennial IPA. This stuff is phenomenal. Also picked up a sexier of Smuttynose IPA.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:59 PM
spencer invoking the commenter bill of rights.
invoke the right of parley!
/we are disinclined to acquiesce to your request
//means no
May 4th, 2012 at 5:00 PM
got some negro modelo for a bbq we’re headed to tonight
May 4th, 2012 at 5:01 PM
hey now, what liquor store did you go to for that?
Smuttynose IPA is good, i’ve been exploring the Flying Dog, Stone and Kona IPA’s lately.
been meaning to try the Founders for a while.
May 4th, 2012 at 5:02 PM
LOL. now with all the erasing, spencer at 46 calles his own comment at 44 the most cocksucker comment he’s ever seen on this site
May 4th, 2012 at 5:02 PM
Man, everyone on the Dead MCA post thought me and Spencer were tussling over Zappa. We were just debating musical merits, that’s all.
Spencer ranks below only sousedbergin on my list of favorite TBL commenters.
May 4th, 2012 at 5:02 PM
much appreciated hernia…reads much funnier now.
May 4th, 2012 at 5:03 PM
It’s more like a guideline than a rule.
May 4th, 2012 at 5:06 PM
ANderson Cooper = Dick Trickle?
May 4th, 2012 at 5:06 PM
Wegman’s off 202 southwest of Bridgewater.
May 4th, 2012 at 5:07 PM
Is that the official beer of Mushnick’s Brooklyn N—s?
May 4th, 2012 at 5:08 PM
Is that the official beer of Mushnick’s Brooklyn N—s?
since there will be some negros at the bbq i’m going to, i’ll ask them? what’s your full name, nada?
May 4th, 2012 at 5:09 PM
According to Senator Jersey, it’s Douchiest Douchcanoe.
May 4th, 2012 at 5:10 PM
Brooklyn Black Lager, duh
May 4th, 2012 at 5:12 PM
Good stuff.
I also like the Smutty nose. Smutty nose robust porter is the shit.
May 4th, 2012 at 5:13 PM
nada you had a kerfuffle with sj? which post…i’ve been gone most of the day
/damn wife and kids
May 4th, 2012 at 5:15 PM
Making use of the rudimentary tools the hotel provided me, too
May 4th, 2012 at 5:18 PM
Nah, not really. In the MCA post, I spoke in a derogatory manner about Zappa, whom I did not realize was Spencer’s musical hero. It was more a debate than fisticuffs, and then we shared a bowl afterward (metaphorically).
May 4th, 2012 at 5:18 PM
Gone.
Thanks Hernia.
I apologize for the fuckup on my part.
May 4th, 2012 at 5:23 PM
Nah, not really. In the MCA post, I spoke in a derogatory manner about Zappa, whom I did not realize was Spencer’s musical hero. It was more a debate than fisticuffs, and then we shared a bowl afterward (metaphorically).
huh. i was in that one. missed it
May 4th, 2012 at 5:29 PM
no worries, ms…we’re all good now.
im not good with this bee that’s fucking with me while im trying to chip in my backyard.
/grabs legal pad
//sorry ben
May 4th, 2012 at 6:49 PM
Yeah, reading after it was already deleted left me very confused. I just assumed Spencer was/is high as fuck.
May 4th, 2012 at 7:48 PM
I need to get down to K-Mart and get myself a dozen top flights for my scramble this weekend.
/TBL