Phil Mushnick Says Under Jay-Z’s Influence, the Brooklyn Nets May As Well be the “New York N——s”
Apparently, New York Post columnist Phil Mushnick does not think too highly of the Brooklyn Nets’ decision to let co-owner Jay-Z have input into his team. In his column today, Mushnick voiced his concerns about the new-look of the franchise and even imagined a possible future name for the team that might be a little more hip-hop. From the New York Post:
As long as the Nets are allowing Jay-Z to call their marketing shots — what a shock that he chose black and white as the new team colors to stress, as the Nets explained, their new “urban” home — why not have him apply the full Jay-Z treatment?
Why the Brooklyn Nets when they can be the New York N——s? The cheerleaders could be the Brooklyn B—-hes or Hoes. Team logo? A 9 mm with hollow-tip shell casings strewn beneath. Wanna be Jay-Z hip? Then go all the way!
Well then. It appears Mushnick has been brushing up on his rap lyrics. I don’t usually jump to call people or their actions racist, but I think this one might have gone just a few feet over the line. I have included a screen grab of the column below because I can’t imagine the Post doesn’t edit it in the near future. Or fire/suspend/reprimand Mushnick and the editor who decided the veteran columnist probably knew what he was doing.

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May 4th, 2012 at 12:46 PM
Oh.
May 4th, 2012 at 12:47 PM
Well I’m sure there won’t be any blowback from this.
May 4th, 2012 at 12:48 PM
Only in Flor… hey, wait a minute!
May 4th, 2012 at 12:48 PM
MY FAVORITE PIC OF ANY MEDIA GUY EVER! Thanks CRM!
May 4th, 2012 at 12:48 PM
Believe the Idiots or What the hell is wrong with people? tag applies to Phil here. Going to be a little lighter in the wallet after this one.
May 4th, 2012 at 12:49 PM
Wow, raycessssss. Yea, that Jay-Z guy is a big fail. That Brooklyn Nets gear is Holly Sonders tits. I dig it.
May 4th, 2012 at 12:49 PM
I’m waiting for this post to have [UPDATE: It's Marijuana] added to the title
May 4th, 2012 at 12:49 PM
He should’ve run that by Imus before letting it go live.
May 4th, 2012 at 12:49 PM
Haters want me clapped and chromed it ain’t easy
Cops wanna knock me, D.A. wanna box me in
But somehow, I beat them charges like Rocky
H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A
Not guilty, he who does not feel me is not real to me
Therefore he doesn’t exist
So poof…vamoose son of a bitch
May 4th, 2012 at 12:50 PM
Narcissistics?
May 4th, 2012 at 12:50 PM
Well, I’m sure there are other ways to state you think Jay Z will be a shitty NBA owner but I guess this works?
May 4th, 2012 at 12:51 PM
Ball so hard mother fuckers wanna find me.
May 4th, 2012 at 12:52 PM
Fucking Nihilists, man.
May 4th, 2012 at 12:52 PM
New York Nickerbockers is what he meant, right?
May 4th, 2012 at 12:52 PM
New York N——s?
Narcissistics?
Naggers.
/low hanging fruit
May 4th, 2012 at 12:52 PM
I think they’ll pull the column offline by 4 pm, and he might be fired next week.
unrelated:
Big Pimpin’ baby
what a great video this is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgoqrgc_0cM&ob=av3e
May 4th, 2012 at 12:53 PM
People Who Annoy You.
May 4th, 2012 at 12:53 PM
How about a dead chauffeur?
May 4th, 2012 at 12:53 PM
It’s NAGGERS, right?
May 4th, 2012 at 12:53 PM
Mushnick did get something right. The new logo and colors fucking suck.
May 4th, 2012 at 12:53 PM
This should lead to a reasonable discourse.
May 4th, 2012 at 12:54 PM
Nastradamus. Mushnick wants to bring up old beefs.
/Ether’d
May 4th, 2012 at 12:54 PM
Thought this was funny
May 4th, 2012 at 12:55 PM
does anyone besides East coasters know who the hell this guy is?
May 4th, 2012 at 12:55 PM
Big Pimpin was one of my favorite videos. Why don’t they do videos anymore?
May 4th, 2012 at 12:55 PM
Naggers?
/South Park’d
May 4th, 2012 at 12:55 PM
Mushnick is so smarmy in that photo, it is absolutely the perfect shot to go with his columns.
May 4th, 2012 at 12:55 PM
I think they’ll pull the column offline by 4 pm
What’s the rush?
May 4th, 2012 at 12:55 PM
i just think the nets are going to be more well known for their merchandise and fashion statements than they are for their on court production. and that’s fine with me.
mushnick should stick to yelling at clouds though.
May 4th, 2012 at 12:56 PM
Cute kitten and hot chick alert!
May 4th, 2012 at 12:56 PM
The Nets are geniuses for that redesign. Hate away.
May 4th, 2012 at 12:56 PM
Because video killed the radio star.
May 4th, 2012 at 12:57 PM
Mushnick or Jay-Z?
May 4th, 2012 at 12:57 PM
Cute kitten and hot chick alert!
Looks like those claws are about to make the next photo just be Cute Kitten
May 4th, 2012 at 12:57 PM
This is an interesting one b/c you know Mushnik will say it was an attempt at humor and a parody based on using Jay Z’s own terminology. But Phil, leave the funny to people who are actually funny. He’s been doing the “look at me” for years.
May 4th, 2012 at 12:57 PM
Anyone who actually reads the post and expects intelligent writing should really reevaluate their life.
May 4th, 2012 at 12:58 PM
Perhaps people should not write about things they know nothing about.
Of course Mushnick is one of those guys (newspaper sports columnists) that think they know all.
May 4th, 2012 at 12:58 PM
re: logos/colors
I think they’re ok. I like Black and white. But need to see a uniform before I can judge. Two color only with those colors will be hard to pull off.
/Raiders excluded
May 4th, 2012 at 12:58 PM
why are they genius? I think that’s over blowing it a bit much.
May 4th, 2012 at 12:58 PM
Anyone who actually reads the post and expects intelligent writing should really reevaluate their life.
The most intelligent part of the post is the awesome front page headline writers they have.
May 4th, 2012 at 12:59 PM
Someone here once described that picture as him saying: “Yeah, I’m an asshole. So what? Deal with it.”
May 4th, 2012 at 12:59 PM
I think Mushnick was probably going for satire. It’s a delicate balance. This comes off as gauche and uninformed. There is no way he’s ever listened to Jay. This isn’t Tyga buying the Nets. Jay-Z started Roca Wear. He’s a fashion icon. When a crotchety old fart says something this ignorant, it doesn’t even phase me anymore cuz he’ll be dead soon.
May 4th, 2012 at 12:59 PM
The clubhouse leader when it comes to “You know you want to punch me repeatedly right in the face”ness.
May 4th, 2012 at 12:59 PM
Or media columnists. Whatever. I’m too busy staring at his photo to care.
May 4th, 2012 at 12:59 PM
nobody reads the posts.
May 4th, 2012 at 12:59 PM
The Nets are geniuses for that redesign. Hate away
Agreed. The excitement that I get from the White Sox jersey has finally been duplicated for basketball. Almost exactly
May 4th, 2012 at 12:59 PM
Mushnick is a man ahead of his time. He has spent 30 years writing columns about sports media. He could be a blogger with options today with that schtick.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:00 PM
At first I thought it was racist, but…New York Niggers wouldn’t be inaccurate. Plus I dunno, I like alliteration.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:00 PM
Two color only with those colors will be hard to pull off
What a horribly structured sentence
/Friday’d
May 4th, 2012 at 1:00 PM
If my Morse is up to snuff he just meant “Ntts.” I don’t see what the problem is here.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:00 PM
At first I thought it was racist, but…New York N!ggers wouldn’t be inaccurate. Plus I dunno, I like alliteration.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:00 PM
I think I had gone with “Yeah I’m asshole, big whoop, ya wanna fight about it?”
May 4th, 2012 at 1:00 PM
Agreed. The excitement that I get from the White Sox jersey has finally been duplicated for basketball. Almost exactly
You think they go with pinstripes on the Jersey?
May 4th, 2012 at 1:01 PM
The logo and all the gear the Brooklyn Nets have been selling to go pretty hard, though. Love the shirt that says “Brooklyn” and has sneakers hanging off of it.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:01 PM
Somebody read that column and said “yep, this is good to go, print it.”
This is awesome.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:01 PM
SHOTS FIRED! At a black dude, presumably.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:01 PM
I think it borderlines the Yankees logo, which is pretty popular the last I checked.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:03 PM
Man, MCA died. Sabotage was easily the best heist video of the nineties.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:03 PM
It would also be an accurate description of Mushnick’s writing as well.
Oh, and, as a Sixers fan, I’m jealous of that Brooklyn Nets gear.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:03 PM
The Big Pimpin video cost one million dollars to make.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:04 PM
You think they go with pinstripes on the Jersey?
Not necessarily, but I expect I’ll get that same gut punch of ennui I feel for the White Sox
May 4th, 2012 at 1:04 PM
I think I had gone with “Yeah I’m asshole, big whoop, ya wanna fight about it?”
That’s it for sure. The original is much better.
an, MCA died. Sabotage was easily the best heist video of the nineties.
I like the Beastie Boys
May 4th, 2012 at 1:04 PM
but…New York N!ggers wouldn’t be inaccurate
SHOTS FIRED! At a black dude, presumably.
Jose is black. He’s allowed to do it.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:05 PM
My stamina be enough for Pamela Anderson Lee…
May 4th, 2012 at 1:05 PM
Love that video.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:05 PM
Woah. Didnt know he had cancer.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:05 PM
I’m bummed man. What does it say about me that this gets to me more than Junior Seau passing away?
May 4th, 2012 at 1:05 PM
The Big Pimpin video cost one million dollars to make.
“Big Pimpin’” is in my top 5 songs I’ve seen live.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:06 PM
I think it borderlines the Yankees logo, which is pretty popular the last I checked.
The shield logo looks like Raiders logo, the B and the basketball are “OK”, but it reminds me of a generic logo you can create on Madden or something.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:06 PM
Huh.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:06 PM
What does it say about me that this gets to me more than Junior Seau passing away?
You have horrible taste in music
May 4th, 2012 at 1:06 PM
Why not have him apply the full Russian Oligarch treatment?
Why the Brooklyn Nets when they can be the New York Thieves By Law? The cheerleaders could be the Brooklyn shalits or tat. Team logo? A drunk billionaire doing flips on a jet ski with an AK 47. Wanna be Prokhorov blat? Then go all the way!
May 4th, 2012 at 1:06 PM
Mike’s on, mike’s on, he’s ready to go…
NY sports talk radio will be interesting to say the least.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:07 PM
Damn. One more to go over the weekend. Who’s the celebrity?
May 4th, 2012 at 1:07 PM
But the Yankees logo is so simple, just an interlocking ‘N’ and ‘Y’? I need more pizazz.
/Idiots
May 4th, 2012 at 1:08 PM
Can you do me a favor and remember the state of Miami football and what Georgetown does in the tournament almost every year? Thanks.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:08 PM
What does it say about me that this gets to me more than Junior Seau passing away?
That you support Israel
May 4th, 2012 at 1:08 PM
So begins the Mariano eulogy.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:09 PM
I think so, maybe not a strong contrast pinstripe, but adding something to the black w/ white logo and vice versa would look really sharp.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:09 PM
No Sleep Till Brooklyn.
/lol
May 4th, 2012 at 1:10 PM
Holly is gone? Noooooo
May 4th, 2012 at 1:10 PM
In case anyone else needs to listen to some Beastie Boys right now after the sad MCA news, here’s the entire Paul’s Boutique album.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:11 PM
Can you do me a favor and remember the state of Miami football and what Georgetown does in the tournament almost every year? Thanks.
? The unis are still great to me, though. Sort of. When I think about what they looked like in the 80s/90s. It’s not like the Nets are better than either of them in the wins department
May 4th, 2012 at 1:12 PM
Now I have So Whatcha Want stuck in my head
May 4th, 2012 at 1:13 PM
Jose is black.
Huh.
He’s stated the fact many times in the past.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:13 PM
You cannot berate the Yankees logo. And I hate them. But pkiguy is right, it just seems like its lacking something.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:14 PM
the design itself is not genius. It’s simple, straight forward and doesn’t tie the design into a certain format on merchandise.
It’s not a game changer, at all. teams have been making black and white alternates of their normal logos for years, the team is just tapping into that as their primary colors.
a simple design aesthetic in sports jersey’s has worked for decades, nothing new. nothing genius to use that now.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:15 PM
My Top 5 Beastie Boys songs not in any order:
1. No Sleep Till Brooklyn
2. Intergalactic
3. Body Movin
4. Paul Revere
5. Sabotage
/These are mine. don’t care if you disagree.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:15 PM
To be fair, for about 13 minutes a couple months ago you were black too.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:15 PM
I don’t see race.
Unless the race is “Asian.”
Then I’m ALL over that shit.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:15 PM
Beastie Boys were so badass.
/pours one out
May 4th, 2012 at 1:16 PM
Rhinestones and horse hair, obviously.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:16 PM
Hell yeah!!!
May 4th, 2012 at 1:16 PM
To be fair, for about 13 minutes a couple months ago you were black too.
True story. I didn’t even realize it for 8 of those minutes.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:16 PM
was never a fan of east coast beats anyway. Midwest rap has much better backgrounds and harmony.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:18 PM
Real shit. I need to reprioritize my focus on Asian women.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:18 PM
Yeah Bone Thugs is some solid drunk driving music.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:19 PM
Rhinestones and horse hair, obviously
A bird. Like the Yankees used to have on their unis before they were unceremoniously ripped away from the teat of sweet mother Baltimore
May 4th, 2012 at 1:20 PM
Oh it isn’t? Thanks for the update. Sadly, no teams seem to understand that simple fact anymore. It’s an endangered art due to the apparent endless demand for ugly shit.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:20 PM
In college I once made an entire mixed CD that had nothing but songs about weed. Bone Thugs was all over that sum’bitch.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:20 PM
It’s my favorite team to referee…the “N—-s!”
/Dave Chappelle
//10 year old joke
May 4th, 2012 at 1:21 PM
I had to double-check to make sure it wasn’t Spencer posting this.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:21 PM
Did Wayne Fontes type in “MCA” earlier today?
May 4th, 2012 at 1:21 PM
OSU QB doin’ work.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:23 PM
Wasn’t he at the Rock and Roll HOF induction a couple of weeks ago? I knew he was illin’, but not that badly.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:24 PM
Free Holly!
May 4th, 2012 at 1:24 PM
“Man, MCA died. Sabotage was easily the best heist video of the nineties.”
I was in that video, and I must say that it was a great time on that shoot. Pure professionals, those boys.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:25 PM
Also, what the fuck is that on the crown of Mushnick’s head? A bad rug or a drunk bird’s nest?
May 4th, 2012 at 1:25 PM
This is funny.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:26 PM
Was funnier before he lifted it from a David Cross DVD.
/fuck that oatmeal guy
May 4th, 2012 at 1:26 PM
This is funny.
That is fantastic.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:26 PM
I’ll guess that Mushnick gets a Imus-type probation and whatever editor let this run gets canned.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:27 PM
Hipsters love retro looks, so it’s not much of a shocker to hear that these new team items are being sold at record numbers.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:27 PM
Was funnier before he lifted it from a David Cross DVD.
And moleman literally ruined it for me.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:27 PM
Paul Revere was the unspoken anthem from License to Ill;
Hey Ladies, Paul Revere, Egg Man, Slow & Low, Sabatoge.
he will be missed
May 4th, 2012 at 1:27 PM
Speaking of the design it’s fucking terribly executed.
Put your finger over the E in Nets you’ll notice the spacing and size of letters are wrong, needs some kerning up in this bitch. The lines on the basketball are all wrong and actually distort the B whereby it looks cunty and off centre.
I like the minimalism and I like black and white but this was terribly executed by retards and drove designers to drink in numbers not seen since the 400,000 pound london olympic logo debacle.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:27 PM
Swap Paul Revere with No Sleep Til Brooklyn, and you’ve got yourself a winner.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:27 PM
teams are starting to get that, a lot of them made the stupid decision to go ugly between 1997 and 2005 and can’t change their designs again for another couple years, at least.
but when you look at how teams in the NFL, for example, have been going back to a traditional look reminiscent of their simple designs from the 70′s and 80′s with the 49ers and Bills as prime examples, you’ll see more of that happening in the coming years.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:28 PM
Still pretty funny though.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:28 PM
mca was not at the rock hall induction.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:28 PM
Wasn’t he at the Rock and Roll HOF induction a couple of weeks ago?
No. He didn’t attend. The other two did.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:29 PM
so he’s fired, right?
May 4th, 2012 at 1:29 PM
Really wasn’t a big Beastie’s fan.
/ducks
May 4th, 2012 at 1:30 PM
My Top 5 Beastie Boys songs not in any order:
1. No Sleep Till Brooklyn
2. Intergalactic
3. Body Movin
4. Paul Revere
5. Sabotage
That works for me.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:30 PM
Girls is great, too.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
Isn’t that premiering on HBO this weekend? I’ll probably check it out and just change the channel whenever that jerk off Billie Joe Armstrong and his gay ass band appear.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
Mushnick is gonna be so pissed when Ni**as in Paris is the 1st song played during the Nets’ home-opener.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
No Fight for Your Right?
This week blows. Just bad stuff all around.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
To each his own.
/unless you like Nickelback, like Spencer.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
Shake Your Rump, Hey Ladies, Hold It Now, Mixmaster Mike
May 4th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
I’ve definitely heard 3 of those songs before. Add Fight for your Right to Party and I think that comprises every Beastie’s song I’m familiar with in their catalog.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
You’ve heard Brass Monkey, Jose. I’d bet on it.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
Highly doubt it. He’ll claim satire (which is even worse b/c he’s just not that funny). I don’t think using the terminology is racist here though at all. Just a poor attempt at humor.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
There’s a reason they haven’t performed it live since the second Reagan administration.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
You can’t pick top 5 Beastie Boys songs. There are too many awesome ones.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:36 PM
Top 5 Beastie Boys songs? OK:
1. So Whatcha Want
2. Sabotage
3. No Sleep Till Brooklyn
4. Intergalactic
5. Root Down
May 4th, 2012 at 1:36 PM
Albums-wise, I’ll go ahead and say Paul’s Boutique was the best.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
You can’t pick top 5 Beastie Boys songs. There are too many awesome ones.
This is true. I do like Brass Monkey.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
My favorite Rock/Rap song is, and always will be ‘Walk This Way’.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
You’re right, I definitely have.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:38 PM
You going to tell me what I like too, mole?
May 4th, 2012 at 1:39 PM
My favorite Rock/Rap song is, and always will be ‘Walk This Way’.
No love for “Nookie”?????????????????????
May 4th, 2012 at 1:39 PM
Brass Monkey junkie that funky monkey
(horn squeal)
A great terrible song.
Wherever we go, we bring Monkey with us
May 4th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
“These men are not nihilists, Donny, they’re n—-. There’s nothing to be afraid of.”
May 4th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
and I’ve got more hits than Sadaharu Oh
trememdous japanese baseball reference.
/remembers the guy robbing homer in the opening sequence of TWI
May 4th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
Nookie, yes. “Nookie,” not so much.
/ Chocolate Starfish’d
May 4th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
I like my racists out in the open like Mushnick. Easier to ignore henceforth.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:44 PM
You can’t pick top 5 Beastie Boys songs. There are too many awesome ones.
True. What I’ve found is that I’ve preferred different albums at different stages of life. In high school, I was all into License to Ill. College was Paul’s Boutique. Now I’ve gotten more into Check Your Head.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
“Albums-wise, I’ll go ahead and say Paul’s Boutique was the best.”
Absolutely. All the others had some skippable tracks, but not that one.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
Flute Loop is underrated.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
Paul Revere
Get it Together
Shake Your Rump
Hey Ladies
No Sleep Til Brooklyn
May 4th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
“Slam.” Onyx. Biohazard.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
LET THE BOYS BE BOYS
May 4th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
What the fuck was Mushnick and his editors thinking? People cry racism about anything anymore but this is unquestionably racist.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
Now here’s a little story I’ve got to tell
About three bad brothers you know so well
It started way back in history
With Adrock, M.C.A., and me – Mike D.
Been had a little horsy named Paul Revere
Just me and my horsy and a quart of beer
Riding across the land, kicking up sand
Sheriff’s posse on my tail cause I’m in demand
One lonely Beastie I be
All by myself without nobody
The sun is beating down on my baseball hat
The air is gettin’ hot the beer is getting flat
Lookin’ for a girl I ran into a guy
His name is M.C.A., I said, “Howdy” he said, “Hi”
He told a little story that sounded well rehearsed
Four days on the run and that he’s dying of thirst
The brew was in my hand and he was on my tip
His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry he asked me for a sip
He said, “Can I get some?”
I said, “You can’t get none!”
Had a chance to run
He pulled out his shotgun
He was quick on the draw I thought I’d be dead
He put the gun to my head and this is what he said,
“Now my name is M.C.A. I’ve got a license to kill
I think you know what time it is it’s time to get ill
Now what do we have here an outlaw and his beer
I run this land, you understand I make myself clear.”
We stepped into the wind he had a gun, I had a grin
You think this story’s over but it’s ready to begin
“Now I got the gun you got the brew
You got two choices of what you can do
It’s not a tough decision as you can see
I can blow you away or you can ride with me” I said, I’ll ride with you if you can get me to the border
The sheriff’s after me for what I did to his daughter
I did it like this, I did it like that
I did it with a whiffleball bat
So I’m on the run the cop’s got my gun
And right about now it’s time to have some fun
The King Adrock that is my name
And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne.”
We rode for six hours then we hit the spot
The beat was a bumping and the girlies was hot
This dude was staring like he knows who we are
We took the empty spot next to him at the bar
M.C.A. said, “Yo, you know this kid?”
I said, “I didn’t.” but I know he did
The kid said, “Get ready cause this ain’t funny
My name’s Mike D. and I’m about to get money.”
Pulled out the jammy aimed it at the sky
He yelled, “Stick ‘em up!” and let two fly
Hands went up and people hit the floor
He wasted two kids that ran for the door
“I’m Mike D. and I get respect
Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect”
M.C.A. was with it and he’s my ace
So I grabbed the piano player and I punched him in the face
The piano player’s out the music stopped
His boy had beef and he got dropped
Mike D. grabbed the money M.C.A. snatched the gold
I grabbed two girlies and a beer that’s cold.
/Keepin it 100
May 4th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
I’m about to get banned
May 4th, 2012 at 1:51 PM
Jeebus, there was a second Reagan administration? Was it Ron Jr. or Patti? Was it as disastrous as the second Bush administration? Wasn’t the first one bad enough?!
/ Oh … second Reagan term
/ “Just say no” … to prohibitionists
May 4th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
LET THE GETO BOYS BE THE GETO BOYS
/ Back up in your azz with the ressurection
May 4th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
There is a home video of me and a friend making our own music video to “Sabotage” when we were like 13 years old. That would be incredible to watch right now.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
1) Posse In Effect
2) No Sleep Til Brooklyn
3) Sabotage
4) Intergalactic
5) Rhymin & Stealin
/RIP MCA
May 4th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
Fuck you Nada, I hope your new NFL team gets destroyed by the league, too.
May 4th, 2012 at 2:00 PM
Eggman. Hands down.
May 4th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
“I did it like this, did it like that, did it with a wiffle-ball bat, soooooo”
May 4th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
agreed with mushnick that the new york ninjas would be a sweet name. the black/white symbolizes yin and yang, right? shit…just make the logo a crest with crossing swords and some ninja stars and boom…done deal.
May 4th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
C’mon, mole, I was jeest keeding. You gotta party for your right to fight.
Actualy, I’m probably damning the Niners to insignificance by transferring my fanship to SF. There’s some kinda curse associated with the Aints that taints everything associated with them.
May 4th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
“Drive by eggings, plaugeing L.A, Yo they just got my little cousin essa”
May 4th, 2012 at 2:12 PM
“Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny, it comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy”
May 4th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
“Well I’m M.C.A. – I got nothing to prove
Pay attention – my intention is to bust a move
I drink quarts and cans and bottles and sixes
Between the turntables keep the vodka and the mixes”
May 4th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
High Plains Drifter deserves more love
May 4th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
there is now a Beastie Boys post.
May 4th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
BB List
1.) Girls —-> if its not numero uno your a fuckin fruit
2.)Pass The Mic
3.)Paul Revere
4.)No Sleep Till Bklyn
5.)You could put every other god damn song from them here
May 4th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
That makes me think of “Clint Eastwood” by Gorillaz.
May 4th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
A great, cheap drink. Also, cisco aka, liquid crack.
//ah the 80′s and coming of age!
May 4th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
What a terrible idea allowing a guy at the forefront of music and fashion to call the marketing shots for an NBA team.
May 4th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
Cisco was good shit. Also loved me some MD 20/20 back in the day.
May 5th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
CRM, I expect more from people who are allegedly “in the media.” I mean you. Anyone who has read Mushnick even a couple of times knows the man is NOT a racist. Has Jay-Z used all of those same words previously in songs? Multiple times? For you — or anyone — to say this was a racist rant is so far off base, it makes me question not only your journalistic capabilities, but also your common sense and reading comprehension skills. Don’t fall into the bullshit “He’s a racist!!!” knee-jerk rants like every other moronic sycophant has done. Mushnick is using Jay-Z’s own words — the words that have made Jay-Z a multi-millionaire — to mock him and the Nets. That’s not racism.
May 5th, 2012 at 2:08 PM
Oh, and by the way, if I say Jay-Z is a “minority owner” of the Nets, are you going to call me a racist? Stupid.
May 5th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
While the words were harsh, certainly not poetic, they ring more of a grumpy old man who is lamenting his good old days while reciting the age-old “the world is going to hell in a hand basket and this generation is leading the way”, mantra than one of a hardened racist.
In the meanwhile, Jay-Z is going to have to deal with a new reality: Build your empire by romanticizing the lyrical vernacular of the ghetto-life, and every now and then, the chickens are going to come home to roost–just to remind you.
http://blazetelevisionnetwork.com/blog/ny-post-writer-to-jay-z-name-the-nets-the-ns-stay-true-to-your-art-form
May 6th, 2012 at 12:55 AM
Just another example of old ass stupid white American not use to the fact that a young black man like Jay can be in a position of ownership of anything, and by the way this is just the beginning bitches, fire the old bitch ass white motherfucker !!
May 6th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
White America is not use to the facts of being equal with African Americans on any level, which leaves a lot of racist out there hating on African Americans who have position or status of any kind in this country. African Americans are still having to struggle and fight for equal rights even when it appears that all is well. There are more racist whites in high positions still out there getting away with displaying racism with predudice hate. Not wanting to give credit where credit is due and fighting to limit, put down, degrade, and disrespect the Black race. If this fool checked with Imus he probably told him to keep on being racist for as long as he can continue getting away with it.