The best line:
“He had a rule he called Shecter’s Law of Diminishing Persons, which stated that the farther a man could hit a baseball, the more likely he was to be an asshole.”

The article also refers to its wesbite’s namesake as a “tremendously bad sportswriter.”

Me, too, but come on! Matusz and Arrieta looked like all-stars against the Yankees! It’s the best thing since… the end of last season, I guess. Shit, that wasn’t very long ago at all

dude, gotta mention that affeldt’s FOUR year old is FOUR FOOT SIX AND WEIGHS SIXTY POUNDS.

that’s fairly enormous.

No, that would be considered ‘ginormous’

Has Memphis offered yet?

Last night I discovered the 4-way and it changed everything

The most interesting man in world would like a word with you.

Weaker MLB Injury

Nothing will ever beat John Smoltz burning himself ironing his shirt … while he was wearing it.

O’s are tearing shit up. Post, please, before they turn back into pumpkins

Shhhhhh, I want them to keep winning.

Not as bad as when he stops eating, looks directly at you, holds his plate over the side of the table, and lets it fly.

yeah, anything poop-related inspires rage too

Not as bad as when he stops eating, looks directly at you, holds his plate over the side of the table, and lets it fly.

“cut me a switch, boy.”

I thought their Def was supposed to be sick? No so? I assume the offense will struggle.

it’s not going to be bad and should be better than last year, but like you said, the offense will most likely struggle. they’re going to be on the field quite a bit.

but simon and hankins will probably make things easier and all the new guys at LB and DE are highly regarded by the scouting services and the coaches…but untested is still untested.

i was highlighting your mis-spelling of discipline

Hmmm, I wish I had auto correct to blame for that.

Andy Staples

That article lists Mathieu as a CB, so loses all credibility.

oh my god, how bad do you want to just jack him in the face whe he starts laughing?

Not as bad as when he stops eating, looks directly at you, holds his plate over the side of the table, and lets it fly.

dammit st. bear, i would never tell someone how to parent. i was highlighting your mis-spelling of discipline

husker…im not convinced OSU is a top 25 team right now. i agree with staples. we lack good WR’s, and unless simon and hankins play lights out all year (fairly likely), the defense is a question mark yet to be answered. new LB’s and pass rushers.

I thought their Def was supposed to be sick? No so? I assume the offense will struggle. I’d take OSU over Auburn for sure right now. Due to me both honestly believing it and my pure hatred of Auburn.

We do if he does it 2 or 3 times in a row. We grab his hand and tell him no. Unfortunately, he’s at the age where this makes him laugh.

Damn. My buddy has a 3-year old that is just like this. They will spank him, and he just laughs the whole way through. What the hell do you do?

/considers ramifications of a secret vasectomy

We do if he does it 2 or 3 times in a row. We grab his hand and tell him no. Unfortunately, he’s at the age where this makes him laugh.

oh my god, how bad do you want to just jack him in the face whe he starts laughing?