Minnesota Head Coach Jerry Kill’s Advice For Kids: “You Hang Around With Turds, You’ll Finish Third”
All, College Football May 3rd. 2012, 3:15pm
Minnesota head coach Jerry Kill gave a speech to high school students yesterday. He stressed how important it was to associate with the right types of people.
“Surround yourself with good people. … My dad used to have the saying, ‘You hang around with turds, you’ll finish third.”
Words to live by. Picturing a lot of pasty teachers with perms nodding affirmatively and muttering “dis is true” and “dern tootin” in the background.
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May 3rd, 2012 at 3:18 PM
Lions still trying to eat babies.
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:20 PM
The heck ya mean?
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:20 PM
remember when these posts had those grey boxes around them? that was hilarious.
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:20 PM
you hang around with gophers, and you’re going to go 0-fer.
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:21 PM
Didn’t know Cam Cameron gained 30 pounds and became Minnesota’a head coach.
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:21 PM
More college football coaches calling people turds. Alright.
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:23 PM
“Some people like cucumbers better pickled”
“What?”
“Huh?”
“What?”
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:25 PM
“I’m gonna grab a pop and go watch the ball game. Wanna come with?”
/Lived in MN for a bit.
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:26 PM
Jim Lahey approves of this shit analogy.
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:29 PM
you hang around with gophers, and you’re going to go 0-fer.
Fantastic!
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:31 PM
More shit analogies:
Caterpillars
Leopards
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:35 PM
What a douche bag.
/great QB though
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:35 PM
What’s a shit hawk?
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:37 PM
Great Lakes Fight!
/Ohio loses again
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:37 PM
Fuck you Jay Cutler
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:38 PM
Lions still trying to eat babies.
stomping on them is a gateway
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:38 PM
I’ll never get mad at someone for doing that to random people taking their photos. Imagine dealing with that shit every day?
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:39 PM
Apparently I’ve been misguided on what “going number three” is.
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:40 PM
carlos marmol, earning that 6 milldo
4-3 reds, 10 inn
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:41 PM
I’d embrace it if I was making that much money.
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:41 PM
C’mer a minute.
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:42 PM
Sorry Vlad, I didn’t see your comment.
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Meanwhile on the internet..(nsfw)
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:45 PM
the only way i feel ok about that douchetip hugging upton is that there’s no way she gave it up to him
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:46 PM
Apparently I’ve been misguided on what “going number three” is.
How you finish #3 is different for everybody. Jerry Kill likes blumkins
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:47 PM
+1 for flipping the bird.
-1 for being a flabby asshat.
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:47 PM
Sounds accurate
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:47 PM
If you had to rank the QBs in the NFC I’d go:
1. Brees
2. Rodgers
3. Manning
4. Stafford
5. Romo
6. Cam
7. Cutler
8. VIck
9. Ryan
10. Bradford
11. Freeman
12. Smith
13. Flynn*
14. Kolb
15. Ponder
RG3 is left out as he hasn’t played yet.
*he’s a total wildcard. Not real sure where to put him
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:47 PM
wrong thread oops
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:49 PM
Oh yeah?
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:50 PM
Bannable offense right there.
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:51 PM
Again, I love Matt Stafford. He’s my boy. But I think Cutler’s sightly better as of right now. If Staffdaddy can cut down on the picks this year and be more consistent he can perhaps eclipse Jay this season.
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:51 PM
Wait…I think what Kill is actually suggesting is that his players should aspire to hang out with turds?
/Big Ten Results’d
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:52 PM
Hilarious.
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:53 PM
Fucking High Five. I can’t believe someone got that. I should have expected more from the commentariat.
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:54 PM
Thanks to you, we’re ALL taking golden showers.
May 3rd, 2012 at 4:10 PM
Needs more Grossman.
/Just heard from Redskin fans. No it doesn’t.