Comments on: Mariano Rivera Carted Off Field With Knee Injury During Batting Practice [UPDATE]

By: scripty

scripty — Fri, 04 May 2012 03:58:31 +0000

Pepper spray.

mmmmmm. incapactitating………

By: scripty

scripty — Fri, 04 May 2012 03:56:10 +0000

WHAT? No man. Wheeler tried to come in and ruin the whole thing. Chris Perez had to come on in and finish the game. The 4-run lead wasnt enough apparently for Wheeler. Granted, he’d be Mr. Reliable in BOS and ANA now.

By: Jim Harbaugh Scramble

Jim Harbaugh Scramble — Fri, 04 May 2012 03:45:22 +0000

The interwebs is telling me there was only one Ultimate Warrior.

yes. Jim Helwig. the one and only.

By: heldover

heldover — Fri, 04 May 2012 03:42:57 +0000

I believe you owe Dan Wheeler an apology, Scripty.

By: Jim Harbaugh Scramble

Jim Harbaugh Scramble — Fri, 04 May 2012 03:35:10 +0000

oh, and from experience, being tasered aint shit

a friend tazed me once, wasn’t as bad as I expected. granted, I may have been totally blown out when it happened…

By: scripty

scripty — Fri, 04 May 2012 03:32:40 +0000

“I now pronounce you, man and knife”
/stabs dude

Well, they aren’t overthinking things in Expendables II

By: A.P.

A.P. — Fri, 04 May 2012 03:30:16 +0000

And he comes through… Great play by moustakas…royals win first home game of the year!

/nods at jck, kcr, and lisk

By: A.P.

A.P. — Fri, 04 May 2012 03:29:05 +0000

Jon broxton sucks… 0-2 count on a-rod..now 3-2.. Throw a heater, asshole

By: scripty

scripty — Fri, 04 May 2012 03:16:58 +0000

Nice win Tribe.

By: reggie_dunlap

reggie_dunlap — Fri, 04 May 2012 03:08:35 +0000

Just watched that Rivera clip and the clip that followed from that YESN “reporter”. She looks like she could play middle linebacker for the Jets.

By: ms621

ms621 — Fri, 04 May 2012 03:08:08 +0000

oh, and from experience, being tasered aint shit

Maurice Clarett agrees.

By: scripty

scripty — Fri, 04 May 2012 03:04:51 +0000

oh, and from experience, being tasered aint shit

/said as he is high on PCP, lifting cars off the ground and fighting off 4 cops at once

By: scripty

scripty — Fri, 04 May 2012 03:03:22 +0000

piece of shit dan wheeler, trying to blow the lead for the Tribe. nothing is easy.

By: ms621

ms621 — Fri, 04 May 2012 03:02:00 +0000

/ because at lest one will shit himself when tased, one will piss themselves and one will do both.

And I’m sure there’s a couple who lose their breakfast too.

By: reggie_dunlap

reggie_dunlap — Fri, 04 May 2012 02:58:57 +0000

Same day? I bet it smells there.

/ because at lest one will shit himself when tased, one will piss themselves and one will do both.

By: Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa

Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa — Fri, 04 May 2012 02:58:06 +0000

Ah man. I was hoping to convince you
/
goes to parking lot of gun show
//
buys SW 40 Cal

///pays cash

By: ms621

ms621 — Fri, 04 May 2012 02:56:09 +0000

lucky man they’re letting you be in the other room and not theirs

Definitely. This situation could be much worse. I already had to sit through dinner where my mother-in-law sent back fries because they were “overdone” and a burger “because it wasn’t pink enough”.

By: Charlie Sheens Dopeman

Charlie Sheens Dopeman — Fri, 04 May 2012 02:56:07 +0000

oh, and from experience, being tasered aint shit

By: ms621

ms621 — Fri, 04 May 2012 02:55:01 +0000

In the CLE police academy, they do the taser and pepper spray on the recruits on the same day.

That’s brutal.

By: Charlie Sheens Dopeman

Charlie Sheens Dopeman — Fri, 04 May 2012 02:54:27 +0000

Ah man. I was hoping to convince you
/
goes to parking lot of gun show
//
buys SW 40 Cal