Comments on: TV Station in Dallas Reports Robert Griffin Bought His Fiancee a Bentley

By: jrwadsworth

jrwadsworth — Wed, 02 May 2012 19:11:30 +0000

If tits = gold then RG3 would be the gold digger.

By: countolaf

countolaf — Wed, 02 May 2012 18:45:47 +0000

She’s got Big Tits, good move by him.

If I were him I would have made her a Ring from that Bone in my Nose.

By: A.P.

A.P. — Wed, 02 May 2012 18:02:36 +0000

Meh. Or I’ll be the loner boner in the strip club that monopolizes the hot blonde all day.

Back off ATL_engager’s turf!

By: jck49erfan

jck49erfan — Wed, 02 May 2012 17:46:12 +0000

That’ll happen when you’re all alone and dying.

Meh. Or I’ll be the loner boner in the strip club that monopolizes the hot blonde all day.

By: I'm a Horse

I'm a Horse — Wed, 02 May 2012 17:43:15 +0000

Children and their energy-depleting needs that kill sex. Not marriage. Unless your wife is a real bitch, that is.

This. I’d say three nights a week we sleep in our bed alone. Granted that’s our fault, but when you’re dead ass tired, you give in easy.

By: HuskerDawg

HuskerDawg — Wed, 02 May 2012 17:42:16 +0000

I can’t wait for the day I regret the decision not to have them.

That’ll happen when you’re all alone and dying.

By: jck49erfan

jck49erfan — Wed, 02 May 2012 17:41:02 +0000

Children and their energy-depleting needs that kill sex. Not marriage. Unless your wife is a real bitch, that is.

Kids suck the life force out of you, from what I can see. I can’t wait for the day I regret the decision not to have them.

/laughs maniacally

By: Stop The Bus And Let My Brother Jack Off

Stop The Bus And Let My Brother Jack Off — Wed, 02 May 2012 17:39:57 +0000

Marriage is great if you’re wearing the magic underwear!

/Choices

By: ms621

ms621 — Wed, 02 May 2012 17:39:30 +0000

This is funny because it’s true. You just need to get you one of them there Asian freaks.

Or a Hispanic woman.

By: GloriousMullet

GloriousMullet — Wed, 02 May 2012 17:39:22 +0000

Children and their energy-depleting needs that kill sex. Not marriage.

scripty is spot-on here

Ernie McCracken: It’s a small world when you’ve got unbelievable tits Roy.

VERY underrated movie

By: Eric T0upal aka BrawnyTom

Eric T0upal aka BrawnyTom — Wed, 02 May 2012 17:39:17 +0000

Children and their energy-depleting needs that kill sex. Not marriage.

This is a big factor.

By: scripty

scripty — Wed, 02 May 2012 17:34:18 +0000

Children and their energy-depleting needs that kill sex. Not marriage. Unless your wife is a real bitch, that is.

By: scripty

scripty — Wed, 02 May 2012 17:32:39 +0000

I didn’t want to be the one to tell him, but with those narrow hips, that girl couldn’t have more than 6 or 7 children!

Ernie McCracken: It’s a small world when you’ve got unbelievable tits Roy.

By: PorkandBeans

PorkandBeans — Wed, 02 May 2012 17:31:40 +0000

She needed a new car. I caught a connecting flight about 6 weeks ago from DFW to Waco and RG3 was on the flight. His fiancee picked him up in a Ford Focus and I will never forget laughing as I watched him try and fit his new Adidas luggage in the trunk of that piece. Anyways, as far as the gold digging, it’s a pretty well known fact in Waco that RG3 loves the ladies and the fiancee puts up with it because he still comes home to her.

By: MP

MP — Wed, 02 May 2012 17:30:55 +0000

I didn’t want to be the one to tell him, but with those narrow hips, that girl couldn’t have more than 6 or 7 children!

That’s ok. The other 5-6 will come from other women.

By: jck49erfan

jck49erfan — Wed, 02 May 2012 17:30:15 +0000

More like Theron’s sister, but fatter.

Yep. That made me laugh out loud.

By: jck49erfan

jck49erfan — Wed, 02 May 2012 17:29:42 +0000

Yeah, the guy I mentioned is married to a bigger cold hearted bitch than Cersei Lannister. I can’t imagine them having many intimate moments.

Woof. Mrs. JCK has her bitch moments, but the are mostly because of me.

By: Mantis Toboggan

Mantis Toboggan — Wed, 02 May 2012 17:28:55 +0000

Is she as hot as Cersei?

More like Theron’s sister, but fatter.

By: Eric T0upal aka BrawnyTom

Eric T0upal aka BrawnyTom — Wed, 02 May 2012 17:28:55 +0000

He’s a good kid who gave a good speech at the B10 meetings last year and the media fell in love with him, averageness be damned.

I suspect Cousins will have a career similar to Brian Brohm (Drafted to be Aaron Rodger’s backup, no trying out for CFL teams.)

By: HuskerDawg

HuskerDawg — Wed, 02 May 2012 17:26:06 +0000

Yeah, the guy I mentioned is married to a bigger cold hearted bitch than Cersei Lannister

Is she as hot as Cersei?