Comments on: Junior Seau Died of Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wound to the Chest, Like Dave Duerson

By: Cristobalm

Cristobalm — Wed, 02 May 2012 20:12:53 +0000

And the race is on to see who will get the brain. This was maybe the third thought that popped into my mind when I first read about it.
I wonder if in thirty years or so, only poor or kids of lesser means will be the only ones still playing football because soccer moms won’t let their little rug rats play the sport if there are other non-brain-killing options.

By: St. Bear

St. Bear — Wed, 02 May 2012 19:43:19 +0000

Well she’s on your money. And doesn’t your passport say ‘subject’? I know British passports do.

Queens and ducks. What a country.

By: ms621

ms621 — Wed, 02 May 2012 19:41:50 +0000

And if you ever call me a Queen’s subject whilst I’m commentating, I’ll cut your fucking jacobs off.

Well she’s on your money. And doesn’t your passport say ‘subject’? I know British passports do.

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Wed, 02 May 2012 19:36:00 +0000

That must be a meme amongst the Queen’s subjects. Hadn’t heard that one before.

Brand new I think? And if you ever call me a Queen's subject whilst I'm commentating, I'll cut your fucking jacobs off./Brick Top'd //Overtly sensitive internet tough guy'd

By: scripty

scripty — Wed, 02 May 2012 19:35:19 +0000

I think thats Nilesh, with the j as a typo, no?

By: fluffy_bunny_feet

fluffy_bunny_feet — Wed, 02 May 2012 19:33:40 +0000

and wanted to leave his brain intact.

We are speaking of a man who willingly rammed his noggin into other NFL players for 13 plus years and drove his car off a cliff. I doubt there’s anything intact.

By: Glass Yard Dog

Glass Yard Dog — Wed, 02 May 2012 19:33:39 +0000

Fine, I’ll do 10 fucking rosaries!
/1 more for the cursing

Better make it a novena, cj.

By: scripty

scripty — Wed, 02 May 2012 19:32:17 +0000

10 rosaries is called a novena.

By: VladimirCrouton

VladimirCrouton — Wed, 02 May 2012 19:31:08 +0000

Deadspin just posted another Sarah Phillips update. She and Nilesj Prasad scammed people when they both worked at T-Mobile in 2010

Book ‘em boys.

By: KingGrizz

KingGrizz — Wed, 02 May 2012 19:26:51 +0000

Nilesj Prasad

I feel like this is some sort of anagram

By: St. Bear

St. Bear — Wed, 02 May 2012 19:26:37 +0000

It is premature to draw any conclusionsExcepting the headline and lede, of course.

Don't worry Mike, I'm on it.

By: ms621

ms621 — Wed, 02 May 2012 19:26:31 +0000

I rather stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

Anal with an Irish Girl? Who wouldn’t!

That must be a meme amongst the Queen’s subjects. Hadn’t heard that one before.

By: reggie_dunlap

reggie_dunlap — Wed, 02 May 2012 19:26:19 +0000

TMZ reporting that Donovan McNabb has shot himself in the foot after unsuccessfully trying to commit suicide.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Wed, 02 May 2012 19:24:59 +0000

They have to be warm though. If mashed potatoes cool off too much, they get kind of hard.

these potatoes are kinda gross…why’d the chef use two types of gravy?

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Wed, 02 May 2012 19:24:07 +0000

/busts out Jump to Conclusions Mat.

//double knots strength shoes

By: ms621

ms621 — Wed, 02 May 2012 19:24:03 +0000

I rather stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

They have to be warm though. If mashed potatoes cool off too much, they get kind of hard.

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Wed, 02 May 2012 19:23:54 +0000

I rather stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

Anal with an Irish Girl? Who wouldn’t!

By: fluffy_bunny_feet

fluffy_bunny_feet — Wed, 02 May 2012 19:22:45 +0000

/busts out Jump to Conclusions Mat.

By: Babar 2.0

Babar 2.0 — Wed, 02 May 2012 19:21:54 +0000

Or wear multiple condoms.

I rather stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

By: Mike NYC

Mike NYC — Wed, 02 May 2012 19:21:29 +0000

It is premature to draw any conclusions

Excepting the headline and lede, of course.