The type of person that brings a cardboard date to prom.

Maybe it’s an Iowa thing?

Wonder if they wear Uggs to winter weddings?

dork

must have been a jock/prep in high school

Pittsburgh @ #2 ??

dork

Good call, who the fuck wears that to a prom?

Maybe it’s an Iowa thing?

Survey says: Philadelphians are the ugliest (and perhaps the fattest) people in the U.S, while the beach-loving residents of San Diego and Miami are the most gorgeous.

“Philadelphia is home to the least attractive people in the United States, a survey of visitors and residents showed on Friday. The city of more than 1.5 million people was also found to be among the least stylish, least active, least friendly and least worldly, according to the ‘America’s Favorite Cities’ survey by Travel & Leisure magazine and CNN Headline News.”

“About 60,000 people responded to the online survey — at http://www.travelandleisure.com — which ranked 25 cities in categories including shopping, food, culture, and cityscape, said Amy Farley, senior editor at the magazine.”

“Philadelphians’ self-esteem has been undermined by national surveys showing they are among the fattest people in the United States. The American Obesity Association ranked the city in the top 10 for overweight people every year between 2000 and 2005.”

“For unattractiveness, Philadelphia just beat out Washington DC and Dallas/Fort Worth for the bottom spot. Miami and San Diego are home to the most attractive people, the poll found.”

Flat sandals and a summer dress to prom? Weird.

I was thinking this but was concerned about the testosterone laden backlash I might receive.

Good call, who the fuck wears that to a prom?

Covered in her father’s musk, Rachel and Cardboard Tebow were ready for the big dance

I don’t think there will be anything surpassing this for TBL sentence of the year.

she’s not named bessy tho

/it’s called stereotype for a reason’d