Iowa Girl Takes Tim Tebow Cardboard Cutout to Prom
Rachel Bird is a college-bound senior who played basketball and was a cheerleader at Kingsley-Pierson High School in Iowa. Since Bird didn’t have a date for her prom, she Tweeted at Tim Tebow to ask if he would escort her. Tebow never responded, so Bird settled for the next best thing – a homemade Tim Tebow cutout. From the Des Moines Register:
Friends laughed and encouraged her. Everybody thought it would be funny. Her mom blanched a bit, though.
“We didn’t want her to be embarrassed,” Carol Bird said.
Rachel Bird abandoned the plan. Then prom Saturday arrived. She decided Tebow was going to be her date — even if he was only a quarter-inch thick.
*cough* Anyway, Cardboard Tebow was about as cheap as a corsage. A Sioux City office suppy store was having a sale on poster printing and it only cost $20 for a life-sized Tebow. Bird’s father helped put the post on some cardboard, but he needed some cologne.
“The piece of cardboard we found smelled strongly of wood glue,” Rachel Bird said. “We sprayed a little on him to kind of hide that.”
Covered in her father’s musk, Rachel and Cardboard Tebow were ready for the big dance.
Flat Tebow might have been made of paper and cardboard, but he was anything but a stiff at the prom. Girls wanted to dance with him. Boys got their picture taken with him.
Somehow, I think Cardboard Tebow was as big a hit as the real Tebow would have been. And at a quarter-inch thick, what girl wouldn’t have had an evening to remember? [Des Moines Register]
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May 2nd, 2012 at 11:59 AM
she Tweeted at Tim Tebow to ask if he would escort her. Tebow never responded
Good for Tebow. Tweeting famous people for dates is lame.
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:00 PM
Speechless….
On second thought, she could of tweeted half the guys on here and got a date.
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:00 PM
Vilma gets a year
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:01 PM
Garbage.
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:01 PM
so Bird settled for the next best thing – a homemade Tim Tebow cutout.
that is why she had no prom date. stupid story.
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:02 PM
how shitty must you feel if you’re a young male in iowa? one of the few attractive females in the state chooses to go with a cutout over any of you.
hah. you’re ugly, iowa.
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:03 PM
Thats insane
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:04 PM
Flat sandals and a summer dress to prom? Weird.
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:04 PM
Vilma reportedly put $10,000 cash on the table in the team’s meeting room and said the cash would go to anyone who could knock Brett Favre out of the NFC Championship Game.
I’d of done it for $10. You know, if I was a NFL defensive player.
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:05 PM
that’s awful.
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:06 PM
No way this girl actually wanted to go with a live person. Pretty sure any straight male in her school would have shot his load in his pants to go with her.
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:07 PM
Flat sandals and a summer dress to prom? Weird.
what? look at her date’s get-up
hargrove got 8 games and fujita 3
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:07 PM
think she tried to bed down with the cardboard cutout after prom?
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:08 PM
Yeah, I totally just made the…2 page…jump to look at the pic. Yeah, I feel dirty for doing so.
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:08 PM
Fox Sports has been using a cardboard cutout of Joe Buck for quite a few years.
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:08 PM
Pretty sure any straight male in her school would have shot his load in his pants to go with her
she’s not named bessy tho
/it’s called stereotype for a reason’d
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:09 PM
I don’t think there will be anything surpassing this for TBL sentence of the year.
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:12 PM
prom is overrated
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:13 PM
Flat sandals and a summer dress to prom?
Good call, who the fuck wears that to a prom?
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:13 PM
I was thinking this but was concerned about the testosterone laden backlash I might receive.
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:14 PM
Tebow starts by week 10, o/u?
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:15 PM
hah. you’re ugly, iowa.
Survey says: Philadelphians are the ugliest (and perhaps the fattest) people in the U.S, while the beach-loving residents of San Diego and Miami are the most gorgeous.
“Philadelphia is home to the least attractive people in the United States, a survey of visitors and residents showed on Friday. The city of more than 1.5 million people was also found to be among the least stylish, least active, least friendly and least worldly, according to the ‘America’s Favorite Cities’ survey by Travel & Leisure magazine and CNN Headline News.”
“About 60,000 people responded to the online survey — at http://www.travelandleisure.com — which ranked 25 cities in categories including shopping, food, culture, and cityscape, said Amy Farley, senior editor at the magazine.”
“Philadelphians’ self-esteem has been undermined by national surveys showing they are among the fattest people in the United States. The American Obesity Association ranked the city in the top 10 for overweight people every year between 2000 and 2005.”
“For unattractiveness, Philadelphia just beat out Washington DC and Dallas/Fort Worth for the bottom spot. Miami and San Diego are home to the most attractive people, the poll found.”
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:16 PM
Maybe it’s an Iowa thing?
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:16 PM
what about warrenville?
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:16 PM
hah. you’re fat and ugly, philly.
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:16 PM
prom is overrated
dork
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:17 PM
Survey says: Philadelphians are the ugliest (and perhaps the fattest)
Pittsburgh @ #2 ??
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:19 PM
must have been a jock/prep in high school
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:21 PM
Good call, who the fuck wears that to a prom?
Maybe it’s an Iowa thing?
Wonder if they wear Uggs to winter weddings?
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:23 PM
Good call, who the fuck wears that to a prom?
The type of person that brings a cardboard date to prom.
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:29 PM
So does this end the notion that Tebow = thick?
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:44 PM
How has this girl’s facebook not been linked? Commenters are slipping.
May 2nd, 2012 at 1:21 PM
Cardboard Tim Tebow? Sooooooooooo not a virgin anymore.
May 2nd, 2012 at 2:27 PM
Skip Bayless has one of these at his home. Difference is that skip attached a dildo so he could make love to Timothy Richard Tebow