Cosmo Deems JJ Redick the “Hottest Guy” in the NBA. Ricky Rubio Came in 2nd.


The Top 15 in case you don’t feel like scrolling through the entire 30-player slidehshow. 1. Redick, 2. Rubio, 3. Linas Kleiza, 4. Shannon Brown, 5. Tiago Splitter, 6. Blake Griffin, 7. Melo, 8. Rodrigue Beaubois, 9. Jimmer, 10. Wesley Mathews, 11. Trevor Booker, 12. Rajon Rondo, 13. Mike Dunleavy, 14. Elton Brand, 15. Danilo Gallinari. Three Duke players in the Top 15, four overall.
This list was also the first place I’ve ever seen Rubio’s biceps referred to as “jacked.” Wiry, yes, jacked, no. [Cosmo via ACC Sports]
* Yes, I’m aware Redick left Duke in 2006. But this shocker photo cracks me up.

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May 2nd, 2012 at 10:23 AM
RACISTS!
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:23 AM
Although for the life of me I can’t think of a reason why you wouldn’t want to.
/coop
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:26 AM
Thunder Dan must be on the top of the the Hottest All-Time list.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:26 AM
If this is the top 15, the NBA must be filled with some ugly SOB’s.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:26 AM
kiss cam..now cosmo….. Who’s ready for some drinking?
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:26 AM
interesting they had such a white and european lean.
a) considering the emaciated standard of attractiveness of today, rubio would be considered jacked in comparison.
b) basketball players are typically long limbed…much easier to look “jacked” when you’re short and squatty. frankly though, i dont think looking like a fire hydrant is all that good a look.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:27 AM
7 “white” guys in top 15. Definitely proportional to the NBA population.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:27 AM
I think a list created by the female commenters here would be more credible.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:28 AM
wait, nobody picked Kenyon Martin or Deshawn stevenson with their neck tattoos?
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:28 AM
So Cosmo says you’re fat. Well I ain’t down with that. Cuz your waist is small and your curves are kickin’. And I’m thinkin’ bout stickin’.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:28 AM
I would love to see Cosmo rank baseball players. Or at least have CJ & SG try to rank hockey players.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:29 AM
he got that name because the “lightning” comes before the thunder…if you think shawn kemp had a lot of illegitimate kids, the marjerle clan will blow your mind.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:29 AM
+1 pair of skinny jeans and smedium top.
Clothes shopping is the worst.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:29 AM
Shall I compare thee to the NBA?
Thou art more lisping and more effeminate.
Go write some more poetry you fucking duke-a-sexual.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:30 AM
Mike Ricci at the top, no doubt.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:30 AM
i would love to see cosmo writers name 15 basketball players without using google.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:31 AM
Yeah this list is shit. Just did a quick google search and yuck. Where is Chris Paul? Tony Parker?
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:32 AM
What an awful list.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:33 AM
oh i forgot, Htownhacker can have his own list too.
/equal rights here at TBL!
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Popeye Jones won this title every year in the 90′s
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Pretty certain Steve Bechler’s still considered the hottest guy in baseball.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Dwyane Wade, top 5 for sure
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:33 AM
flopping
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:33 AM
They might as well have had Joakim Noah on this list it’s so shitty
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:34 AM
speaking of shitty…Derek Rose’s tattoos on his hands..
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:37 AM
so…yea. what’s everyone doing for lunch?
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:38 AM
Cosmo’s number one NBA fashion move?
LeBron wearing his sweatband halfway up his head to cover his receding hairline. So haute couture!
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:38 AM
Wholesaler bought pizza.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:39 AM
Tony Parker?
I didn’t know you were into space aliens.
/still not as bad as Sammy Cassell.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:39 AM
Mother arrested for taking 5 year old to tanning bed
and woof, that woman has spent too much time in a tanning bed
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:39 AM
You can’t have Wade or Chris Paul on this list because Cosmo only wants a couple of black guys. And none of them can make the top 5.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:40 AM
so…yea. what’s everyone doing for lunch?
Leftover Papa Murphy’s. They had a $5.55 deal for a large taco grande pizza last. Not sure how well it is going to reheat.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:40 AM
I made lasagna a couple weeks ago, and I always partially cook an extra one to seal and freeze. So I have a giant piece of homemade lasagna.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:41 AM
/books flight to kansas city
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:41 AM
AW YEA…who’s presenting? not sure about your are, but our american funds external does our lunches RIGHT.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:41 AM
I didnt say Rajon Rondo did I?
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:41 AM
Man… you should just have to publish your home address on twitter. That would solve a lot of the internet’s problems.
/come at me bro’d
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:42 AM
lotta italian food for lunch…yall must like afternoon naps.
/leftover chinese over hyah
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:43 AM
F all you fat jerks that get delicious pizza for lunch.
/salad for me
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:43 AM
i just ate breakfast..
/2nd shift worker
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:44 AM
The good news is that I’m in charge of the food. The bad news is that we’re a small office, so we’re below a lot of the delivery minimums of the good places. That means a lot of deli and pizzas.
My company and American Funds don’t really get along. You might be the only person who could use that to figure out where I work.
This is someplace I’ve never heard of, Octavus. I think they do managed futures.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:44 AM
im still pissed at dunkin for not having fucking glazed cake donuts. the fuck was that shit all about? who the fuck do you think you are?
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:44 AM
lol…
“@meechone Bacon grilled cheese association? RT @YankeesPR: Congrats to @CC_Sabathia who will be inducted into @BGCA_Clubs Alumni Hall of Fame”
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:45 AM
/left work at 3 yesterday
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:45 AM
No Shane Battier? HIS JAWLINE IS PERFECTION
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:46 AM
This list is all wrong, and I’m not even gay.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:46 AM
Leftover Papa Murphy’s. They had a $5.55 deal for a large taco grande pizza last
/books flight to kansas city
On tax day they had a $5 large pizza deal. There is one on my way home from work. They always email hell a deals. And if I remember to bring in my kid’s Papa Murphy’s coloring sheet, I get a free cookie. Not the best pizza in the world, but damn cheap and convenient.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:47 AM
Business must have decreased when Whitlock started living in Los Angeles 95% of the time
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:48 AM
Reps around these parts have been feeding us a steady diet of Panera. Occasionally, they’ll slip in Chick Fil-A. Those are the best days.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:50 AM
Maybe I’m in the minority, but fuck Panera Bread
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:50 AM
Before the economy went to shit, we’d always have seminars with free Chick Fil-A. And there’d always be extra, so I’d spend the afternoon chain-eating four of their chicken sandwiches.
/used to have a high metabolism
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:51 AM
is there a PRISE for guessing right? preferably an AMERIcan one?
/series of suggestive eyebrow raises
//no homo
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:51 AM
Papa Murpheys sounds like the equivalent of Little Ceasers
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:51 AM
Serious?
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:51 AM
Leaving at 3 today to golf, and have Thurs/Fri off.
Oh no. No.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:51 AM
wtf? we got a chick-fil-a like 5 mins from the office. DAMNIT CATERING ORDERING WOMAN…GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:51 AM
Sam Cassell thinks Rondo looks like an alien.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:51 AM
Maybe I’m in the minority
You probably are. Why the hate?
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:52 AM
Ginobli was good looking before the hair loss, but I think Dwyane Wade has to be the frontrunner. Marko Jaric would be good looking if his eyes were more than 2 centimeters apart.
/Officially would rather do anything besides work.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:52 AM
Business must have decreased when Whitlock started living in Los Angeles 95% of the time
Him leaving devastated the local bbq businesses. Gates in particular.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:53 AM
roast pork sandwich with sharp provolone on a round roll.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:54 AM
…
and now im jealous.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:54 AM
Nice. Leaving at noon tomorrow, road tripping to Pittsburgh. No golf till next weekend. Though we could do a TBL – Pittsburgh at the Pirates game Friday!
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:55 AM
Maybe I’m in the minority, but fuck Panera Bread
agreed. it seems like all their sandwiches are super toasted and it shreds your gums.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:55 AM
im still pissed at dunkin for not having fucking glazed cake donuts. the fuck was that shit all about? who the fuck do you think you are?
Blueberry Cake donuts FTW
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:55 AM
Only thing good a out Panera is their broccoli cheese soup. Lunch today is either Chipotle or Noodles & Company Penne Rosa with Parm chicken.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:55 AM
Also… my wife wants me to put a basketball court in. Anyone have any suggestions for goals? I’m leaning towards putting it in the ground (not free-standing).
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:56 AM
10 years ago maybe. DD kinda blows now that they expanded across the country. Even in New England I think it’s gone way down. In an airport most of their formerly awesome stuff is inedible.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:57 AM
yep..overpriced as well. I hold Panera Bread in the same low regard as Olive Garden
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:57 AM
Agree with all of that, but free food > not free food.
/the new (to me) breakfast sandwiches are really good, though
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:57 AM
Meanwhile on the internet…. (borderline nsfw)
Churrasco chicken sandwich. I got love for portugal those tough sob’s.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:59 AM
Dunkin Donuts’ donuts are crap. Thank goodness there is a hometown shop 2 stores down from them where they make all their own donuts. I do enjoy a cup of DD coffee. When your only alternatives in town are cups of sewer from McDs and BK, its a good choice at DD.
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:00 AM
/lobbying for Chik-Fil-A to come to upstate New York…
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:01 AM
Anyone have any suggestions for goals? I’m leaning towards putting it in the ground (not free-standing).
I have a free-standing one. Would have preferred an in-ground one.
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:04 AM
Lunch out today with a client. Thinking of either the burger place or maybe something a little nicer.
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:05 AM
the free standing hoops were the worst things..especially up here in NY. I had to empty the base before winter so we could store it in the garage. emptying all that sand was a bitch. after a while, my dad would just put sandbags on top of the base to save time and hassle
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:05 AM
agreed. it seems like all their sandwiches are super toasted and it shreds your gums
Something about that hard bread I can’t quit though. Their pastries are legit too.
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:06 AM
It always turns to food. Fat bastards.
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:08 AM
hey, as long as you’re frugal about it!
/CJ’d
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:09 AM
In ground looks a 100 times better.
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:10 AM
lunch: pb sandwich with some coffee, some kind of fruit. i’m meeting myself at home for a business powwow
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:13 AM
Agreed.
Peanut butter AND HONEY you prick. What do you want me to do, starve?
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:18 AM
They apparently don’t know about Redick’s backne.
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:47 AM
Peanut butter AND HONEY you prick. What do you want me to do, starve?
sorry. i’m all set for bit tho. babysitter’s family in south carolina has some hives and i got a mason jar full o’ honey. great for oatmeal too