75-Year-Old Survives Gator Attack on Florida Golf Course
Here’s a cautionary tale for all you golfers out there. Seventy-five-year-old Albert Miller was playing Lake Ashton Golf and Country Club in Florida on Wednesday when he was attacked by an alligator in one of the course’s ponds. From The Ledger:
Miller went over to the edge of the water with a ball retriever tool, and found two balls that weren’t his, so he turned to leave.
That’s when the alligator launched at him from under the water and got him by his left knee.
“He lifted me up three feet and slammed me down,” Miller said.
The three men he was golfing with ran over to help. The alligator pulled Miller in the water up to his belt, but didn’t make it to the deep part of the pond. Miller was eventually able to get away.
In the emergency room at Winter Haven Hospital, Miller had to have 35 to 40 stitches to close a 10-inch lance wound, and two other 5-inch wounds.
“He just filleted me,” he said. “You could see into the bone.”
Miller also had puncture and claw marks. He was worried to lose his knee capsule — a water-tight fibrous casing that encloses the space within the joint.
Miller is recovering and the 9-foot, 190-pound gator has been captured. [The Ledger]

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May 2nd, 2012 at 10:57 AM
Outstanding use of Seven Mary Three.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:58 AM
Picture of the attacking Gator
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:00 AM
Seems like he was pretty big in US soccer circles as he is in the National soccer Hall of fame
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:00 AM
in my first trip on an airboat in the everglades is when i learned that gators can leap half their length and hiss when pissed
cannot imagine a scarier place to be stranded tha the everglades, uunless there’s a lot more solid ground than i think
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:01 AM
He is going to make a few pairs of glorious golf shoes and maybe an Al Czervik bag.
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:02 AM
great song about everglades
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:02 AM
“That gator bit my hand off, but not before I ripped one of his eyes out.”
“You’re a sick man chubbs.”
/// popped right in my head while reading this, now I’ll have to watch the movie on my phone this afternoon.
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:03 AM
Seven Mary Three?
Excellent..
/breaks out flannels from high school
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:04 AM
Outstanding use of Seven Mary Three. Bear
I wonder what ever happened to them. I could Google it, but Dirt isn’t here to yell at me, so I’ll wait for one of the commenters to tell me what happened to Seven Mary Three.
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:06 AM
Happy Burn in Hell Osama Bin Laden Day
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:07 AM
KCR, Band is still together. Released an album in 2010.
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:08 AM
Someone already beat me to the Happy Gilmore lines.
Remember that gator that took your hand? Well I got his head.
…
Congratulations, murderer. You killed a golf legend.
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:09 AM
I remember when Valujet crashed there, I thought it was a good thing everything pretty much was dead on impact.
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:10 AM
sm3 was pretty solid. lucky is a fun drunk sing along.
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:14 AM
I remember when Valujet crashed there,
there’s an air crash website, probably several, with transcripts and audio of major crashes. i remember that one. chilling stuff
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:15 AM
gator: “Don’t taze me, bro!”
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:15 AM
easy way to avoid that…get better and don’t hit into the water.
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:16 AM
weds-devgru-day.
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:18 AM
So that’s where Gisele hides them.
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:19 AM
The Austrailian outback sounds like a little slice of heaven.
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:19 AM
I don’t know… the Australian outback with all their poisonous animals and gigantic spiders would really freak me the fuck out.
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:19 AM
amazon with poison frogs and anacondas and shit.
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:23 AM
Irvington, NJ
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:23 AM
cannot imagine a scarier place to be stranded tha the everglades,
East side of Kansas City, Mo.
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:24 AM
Camden, NJ
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:25 AM
That gator is tied up like a criminal seconds before being put in the back of a police cruiser.
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:26 AM
East St. Louis
/bsanders’d
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:28 AM
cannot imagine a scarier place to be stranded
Any bar in Pittsburgh after they turn the lights on after last call.
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:34 AM
I don’t know… the Australian outback with all their poisonous animals and gigantic spiders would really freak me the fuck out.
i can see that shit on land. predators in the water or jungle? no way
East St. Louis
one of the coolest HS football stories was about a west suburban team (Downers Grove N.) that had to go to ESL to play a state semifinal when ESL was a power. there was barbed wire around the field, wire hangers on the field. suburban team won and got the hell out of dodge
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:21 PM
I recently got around to seeing Nic Roeg’s Walkabout. It’s like a survival guide for the Outback, if you happen to come across an aboriginal teen to help you out.
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:30 PM
Also, my home course in Louisiana is crawling with gators and poisonous snakes. For the gators, there are signs near each water hazard with the warning “Fait attention au caimon.”
Once, I was looking for my ball and nearly stepped on a 4-footer that was snoozing in the sun. It jumped into the water and scared the hell out of me.