Reminder: $250 Million Man Albert Pujols Continues to Be Awful

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19 Responses to “Reminder: $250 Million Man Albert Pujols Continues to Be Awful”

• 1

  IP Says:
  May 1st, 2012 at 6:17 PM
  

  What’s the difference between Albert Pujols and a company worth $240 million? The company would have a HR.

  /shamelessly stolen

• 2

  Babar 2.0 Says:
  May 1st, 2012 at 6:20 PM
  

  If Pujols can’t get back on track against a bum like Liriano (0-3, 11.02 ERA) …

  Wellllllll? We’re waiting!

  /Judge Smails

• 3

  Tim Ryan Says:
  May 1st, 2012 at 6:21 PM
  

  Hate to see a fat guy struggle.

• 4

  Broccoli Beef Says:
  May 1st, 2012 at 6:24 PM
  

  Is this Yardwork?

  /obligatory

• 5

  KC Resident Says:
  May 1st, 2012 at 6:24 PM
  

  Ahh, damn. Amarillo Slim died. His autobiography is excellent. Lots of great stories and he shat all over Jimmy the Greek in one chapter.

• 6

  YYSA Says:
  May 1st, 2012 at 6:25 PM
  

  Hate to see fat guy struggle.

  Do you know how many tacos 250 million dollars can buy you on Taco Tuesday? A lot. No struggle here holmes

• 7

  KC Resident Says:
  May 1st, 2012 at 6:27 PM
  

  “If there’s anything I’ll argue about, I’ll either bet on it or shut up. And since it’s not very becoming for a cowboy to be arguing, I’ve made a few wagers in my day. But in my humble opinion, I’m no ordinary hustler. You see, neighbor, I never go looking for a sucker. I look for a champion and make a sucker out of him …”

  Amarillo Slim. Legend.

• 8

  YYSA Says:
  May 1st, 2012 at 6:29 PM
  

  Whoever at Big lead Sports that is in charge of the story banner thing at the top of the page is a goddamn artist with the crop button.

• 9

  Jason McIntyre Says:
  May 1st, 2012 at 6:29 PM
  

  *takes bow*

• 10

  spencer096 Says:
  May 1st, 2012 at 6:29 PM
  

  albert tuchins

• 11

  ms621 Says:
  May 1st, 2012 at 6:38 PM
  

  Hate to see a fat guy struggle.

  Outside of Fatty Arbuckle, Ralph Kramden, Chris Farley, and Jon Belushi, has there ever not been a fat guy who didn’t struggle?

• 12

  I'm a Horse Says:
  May 1st, 2012 at 6:39 PM
  

  Fuck all of you! I’m going to the game tonight, and Pujols will hit his first HR!

• 13

  Garland Greene Says:
  May 1st, 2012 at 6:41 PM
  

  He’s really struggling but that happens sometimes when guys are first called up from AAAA.

• 14

  Charske Don't Surf Says:
  May 1st, 2012 at 6:43 PM
  

  Outside of Fatty Arbuckle, Ralph Kramden, Chris Farley, and Jon Belushi, has there ever not been a fat guy who didn’t struggle?

  Ben Roethlisberger?

• 15

  Charske Don't Surf Says:
  May 1st, 2012 at 6:51 PM
  

  Fuck all of you! I’m going to the game tonight, and Pujols will hit his first HR!

  Batting Practice starts @ about 6:00

• 16

  ms621 Says:
  May 1st, 2012 at 6:57 PM
  

  Fuck all of you! I’m going to the game tonight, and Pujols will hit his first HR!

  Batting Practice starts @ about 6:00

  I laughed.

• 17

  gfunk supreme Says:
  May 1st, 2012 at 6:57 PM
  

  Outside of Fatty Arbuckle, Ralph Kramden, Chris Farley, and Jon Belushi, has there ever not been a fat guy who didn’t struggle?

  My fault for bad reading comprehension, but I don’t understand the question at all. The point is that those guys all did struggle right? And so other fat guys don’t?

• 18

  ms621 Says:
  May 1st, 2012 at 6:59 PM
  

  gfunk, I don’t remember what I was trying to say either. It’s been a long day. I expended too much of my brain power at work today and in laying waste to the ‘Larry Brown is a Bad Human Being’ post.

• 19

  gfunk supreme Says:
  May 1st, 2012 at 7:10 PM
  

  Yeah I caught some of that. Nice work. As my bad quote skills also show I’m with you on the long day thing.

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