Wally Backman’s Inspiring Speech to His Team Included a Sea of Expletives

It’s certainly not easy to become a world champion, and South Georgia Peanuts manager Wally Backman will remind us as much, but I imagine it’s even more difficult for him to go 11 seconds without saying “fucking.”

Here’s the money line. Or at least my favorite, as there are several gems stuffed into this rant:

“It looks like you’re a bunch of cunts out there the way you’re throwing.”

So poignant, though it’s kind of challenging to take Wally seriously when the front of his jersey says “Peanuts.” Nonetheless, the man is a touching gift to the English language, I’m just thankful he’s so forthcoming with his thoughts. Now watch the fucking video.

[via Bob's Blitz]

Previously: Wally Backman Appears to Have a Passion For Baseball

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24 Responses to “Wally Backman’s Inspiring Speech to His Team Included a Sea of Expletives”

jdeeser5 Says:
April 30th, 2012 at 1:06 PM

I lay down 1 f-bomb and I got every fucking parent fucking calling me. Fucking ridiculous.

Peer (Less) Prices Says:
April 30th, 2012 at 1:07 PM

Did anyone else hear that he was living with his agent while his wife was still in St. Louis?

To cover my tracks here, it was an unproven rumor. This is no place for unsubstantiated rumors…

Charlie Sheens Dopeman Says:
April 30th, 2012 at 1:07 PM

I’m gonna hit the cages

illformula Says:
April 30th, 2012 at 1:08 PM

baseball produces the most entertaining coaches in all of sports. no questions about it.

Peer (Less) Prices Says:
April 30th, 2012 at 1:09 PM

I lay down 1 f-bomb and I got every fucking parent fucking calling me. Fucking ridiculous

Gotta be careful about this. Takes one kid ratting on you. Thankfully, I work in an urban area and its what they’re used to, so the occasional slippage doesn’t bother them.

HuskerDawg Says:
April 30th, 2012 at 1:10 PM

baseball produces the most entertaining coaches in all of sports. no questions about it.

Seeing as they don’t really do anything of substance for the most part, they damn well better be entertaining.

YYSA Says:
April 30th, 2012 at 1:12 PM

Wally is starting to look a little like Boris the Blade in his old age.

Bat is Heavy. Heavy is good. Heavy is reliable. If no work you can always hit them with it.

Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa Says:
April 30th, 2012 at 1:14 PM

me and the wife are prparing our kids for a life in sports by speaking trucker frequently

YYSA Says:
April 30th, 2012 at 1:14 PM

Seeing as they don’t really do anything of substance for the most part, they damn well better be entertaining.

Well sure AL coaches.

St. Bear Says:
April 30th, 2012 at 1:16 PM

“You want to play hard-nosed tough football? You play football, liked Ed Gennaro played football. Guy was a 140lb half-back who gave his life for his football team. He played like an animal, like a goddamn rampaging beast. You go out there, tear their fucking heads off, and shit down their necks.

Let us pray.”

ennemis publics Says:
April 30th, 2012 at 1:16 PM

John Tortorella is not impressed.

(obviously NSFW)

illformula Says:
April 30th, 2012 at 1:17 PM

Seeing as they don’t really do anything of substance for the most part, they damn well better be entertaining.

there’s the football elitist i know.

Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa Says:
April 30th, 2012 at 1:20 PM

Seeing as they don’t really do anything of substance for the most part, they damn well better be entertaining.

there’s the football elitist i know.

dawg, you always have to go with the fact that old fat men are wearing baseball uniforms if you are going to attack successfully

HuskerDawg Says:
April 30th, 2012 at 1:21 PM

dawg, you always have to go with the fact that old fat men are wearing baseball uniforms if you are going to attack successfully

That’s another thing that is laughable. I used to love watching Bobby Cox waddle his fat ass to the mound or to yell at an ump looking ridiculous in his uniform.

HuskerDawg Says:
April 30th, 2012 at 1:22 PM

Speaking of football, Derek Dooley continues to be a complete train wreck. He calls 7 coaches jumping ship in the off season as a “correction.”

scripty Says:
April 30th, 2012 at 1:22 PM

NOW LETS GET A SNACK!

SouvenirCity Says:
April 30th, 2012 at 1:24 PM

there’s the football elitist i know.

I think soloist is a more apt description.

mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin' Says:
April 30th, 2012 at 1:26 PM

shut up, GOTG.

devang Says:
April 30th, 2012 at 1:27 PM

There’s no cure….

HuskerDawg Says:
April 30th, 2012 at 1:29 PM

shut up, GOTG.

What’s funny is I think Tenn will be much improved this year and scary on offense, but he’s such a fraud. Dude preaches accountability and then throws coaches who leave under the bus while begging to be able to oversign and then his team lights up the scoreboard with a 1.9 cumulative GPA. As long as they don’t beat UGA, I hope they win 8 games and he gets an extension.

/though I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t worried about the Tenn game as a UGA fan

I think soloist is a more apt description.

Actually, I pretty much like every sport except baseball. So maybe more like, unabashed hater of the sport formerly known as the national pastime.

illformula Says:
April 30th, 2012 at 1:32 PM

Actually, I pretty much like every sport except baseball. So maybe more like, unabashed hater of the sport formerly known as the national pastime.

football has definitely overtaken baseball and boxing, things change. what is going to take over football when goodell’s pussification makes it unwatchable?

YYSA Says:
April 30th, 2012 at 1:40 PM