Comments on: Post-Fight Police Probe of Colorado State Football Players Turns up Anabolic Steroids

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Mon, 17 Sep 2012 19:45:17 +0000

By: ButtersBC

ButtersBC — Mon, 17 Sep 2012 19:41:57 +0000

Why hello travelers from the past, just a head’s up that while the Pirates will play good ball for most of the season it’s not going to last and you will and should be bummed out by it

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Mon, 17 Sep 2012 19:41:29 +0000

looks like this dead body…

/sunglasses

…might belong to the roommate.

/record scratch

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Mon, 17 Sep 2012 19:38:45 +0000

Marijuana was also found at the residence of both CSU players, but neither could be tied directly to the athletes because they both have roommates.

best alibi ever.

By: Gerard Portmanteau

Gerard Portmanteau — Mon, 17 Sep 2012 19:38:30 +0000

Waitaminit, this is FROM APRIL WHAT IS HAPPENING

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Mon, 17 Sep 2012 19:37:20 +0000

Remember the three Colorado State football players who were suspended for allegedly beating up a few freshman earlier this month?

why the fuck would we?

By: Gerard Portmanteau

Gerard Portmanteau — Mon, 17 Sep 2012 19:35:07 +0000

I imagine that McElwaine isn’t spending too much time worrying about it seeing as they were expelled from CSU about 5 days after that linked story ran.

He has more pressing matters to worry him, like just barely being better than *shudder* CU.

By: Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa

Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 19:24:33 +0000

if this ends with the geico caveman being beaten with a jagged rams helmet until lameness pours from his brain dish, i say bravo

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 18:37:53 +0000

How long before we hear about Brian beatin’ the living hell outta little bro for being such a knucklehead. How many endorsements are now in jeopardy for Brian?

By: starkweather

starkweather — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 18:35:18 +0000

Football players do steroids? Unpossible!