According to Metta World Peace, Women are Afraid of His Elbows Socially
Ron Artest is currently serving a 7-game suspension for assaulting James Harden with an elbow to the head. The good news is, Artest has a sense of humor about it.
@MettaWorldPeace: I’m out socially right now..Lots of girls.. Just conversation.. But they scared to sit next to me.The afraid of my elbows.Not a good feeling
Obviously, Ron Artest doesn’t get it. Yes, I know his name is technically “Metta World Peace,” but why should we give his bullshit stunt name the time of day? All those stupid stories about how Ron Artest has changed since the Malice at the Palace weren’t real. He’s a psychopath. It’s not that Artest doesn’t get it, it’s that he isn’t capable of “getting it.”

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April 28th, 2012 at 12:13 PM
This has a much more serious tone than what I’m used to from CRM. Frankly, I’m nervous, and I think others will be too.
April 28th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
His elbows are at temple level…
/Won’t someone please think of the children?
April 28th, 2012 at 12:39 PM
Artest’s Twitter after Laker games (usually around 1 AM EST) are always odd and hilarious. He’s said weirder things in the past.
April 28th, 2012 at 12:39 PM
Also…PLAYOFFS YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
April 28th, 2012 at 1:19 PM
You should go back and look at all of his tweets last night. He had me laughing my ass off.
Also, he appears to be going on a date with some sort of XXX star.
April 28th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
I guess CRM no longer does?
Artest’s already been punished. Harden’s already back. I’m curious as to what more you want, CRM.
That said, I completely agree with this:
April 28th, 2012 at 5:46 PM
Because it’s his name. Legally.
Dude has a mental illness. He freely admits this. He has also donated and raised a shit-load of money for charity. He’s a pretty good guy with an illness. There is literally nothing he can do about this.