Ryan Leaf, Texas Fugitive
Warrants have been issued for Ryan Leaf in Texas. I guess multiple arrests is a probation violation? From USA Today:
Leaf was given 10 years’ probation in Texas in 2010 after being accused of burglarizing an injured player’s home while he was a coach at West Texas A&M. An investigation found Leaf had obtained nearly 1,000 pain pills from area pharmacies over an eight-month span.
Leaf is being held in Montana while the D.A.’s in both states try and sort out this mess.
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April 27th, 2012 at 5:22 PM
More like Ryan Thief. Amiright?
/not the first time I’ve used that.
April 27th, 2012 at 5:34 PM
Guy leaves jail, immediately burglarizes another home and is arrested again on the same charge and is awarded bond. Our criminal justice system is on point.
April 27th, 2012 at 5:35 PM
So if he made women fart from their poon he’d be Ryan Queef?
/it is the first time i’ve used that
April 27th, 2012 at 5:36 PM
Plsk..it’s frontier justice
April 27th, 2012 at 5:37 PM
So if he made women fart from their poon he’d be Ryan Queef?
If he was a fatty, we could call him Ryan Beef.
April 27th, 2012 at 5:38 PM
If he was into oceanic scuba diving, I’d call him Ryan Reef.
April 27th, 2012 at 5:38 PM
I’d also call him Ryan Reef if I was Japanese.
April 27th, 2012 at 5:41 PM
We were looking for Wyan Weef, so close.
April 27th, 2012 at 5:42 PM
Don’t want to leave you on an island….if he was sad all the time he’d be Ryan Grief
April 27th, 2012 at 5:43 PM
If he was the son of a former auburn coach he’d be Ryan Teaff
April 27th, 2012 at 5:44 PM
If he was holding a bunch of paper he’d be Ryan Sheaf
April 27th, 2012 at 5:44 PM
If he was a drug addict, he’d be Ryan Keef.
/Wait, what was this post about?…….
April 27th, 2012 at 5:45 PM
If he gave happy endings to fellow inmates he’d be Ryan Relief
April 27th, 2012 at 5:46 PM
Good one heel
April 27th, 2012 at 5:46 PM
If he was reading a sci-fi or fantasy novel he’d be Ryan Suspension of Disbelief.
April 27th, 2012 at 5:50 PM
That Brooklyn Nets gear is fucking awesome by the way.
April 27th, 2012 at 5:52 PM
If he was a drug addict, he’d still be just plain old Ryan Leaf.
April 27th, 2012 at 5:55 PM
I demand a Tim Ryan Leaf post about Bryce Harper!
April 27th, 2012 at 5:56 PM
I demand that this stick.
April 27th, 2012 at 6:02 PM
We were looking for Wyan Weef, so close.
As soon as I typed it I thought Lyan Reaf would be better.
April 27th, 2012 at 6:03 PM
When you kick him in the balls, he’s Ryan Eeef!
April 27th, 2012 at 6:03 PM
he should have just switched to herion
April 27th, 2012 at 6:03 PM
heroin
April 27th, 2012 at 6:07 PM
If he had no front teeth he’d be Ryan Teef.
April 27th, 2012 at 6:13 PM
If he had no front teeth he’d be Ryan Teef.
Nice. I was trying to come up with one for Teef, but couldn’t figure out how to use it.
April 27th, 2012 at 6:20 PM
I demand a Tim Ryan Leaf post about Bryce Harper!
if he dressed in a costume and pretended to cast spells at people he’d be Bryce Larper.
April 27th, 2012 at 6:45 PM
/humming Christopher Cross’ “Ride Like the Wind”