Morris Claiborne on His Low Wonderlic Score: “I’m not in school anymore. I didn’t complete it.”
Morris Claiborne, the LSU cornerback who was first contacted by the Dallas Cowboys Thursday at 8:30 pm, right before they drafted him – they didn’t talk to him once in 2012 – had this to say to Sirius Radio about his low Wonderlic score:
“I’m human, so some of the things that were being said on twitter got to me,” Claiborne said after his selection. “That test don’t tell me who I am and what time of guy I am and what kind of ability I have. That test cant drop me.
“They say it’s an IQ test. I came to the combine for football. I looked at the test, and wasn’t any questions about football. I didn’t see no point in the test. I’m not in school anymore. I didn’t complete it. I only finished 15 or 18 questions.”
Can’t wait until Claiborne goes against Dez Bryant in practice. Two future stars (well, Bryant is already kind of one). Can you imagine the trash talk around Mo’s low Wonderlic and Bryant’s … issues?
Once Claiborne locks down Jeremy Maclin and Victor Cruz, nobody will care about this Wonderlic score. (Assuming people care right now.) [USA Today]
Previously: Florida Writer Claims LSU Cornerback Mo Claiborne Scored a Four on the Wonderlic Test
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April 27th, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Good for Mo. The Wonderlic is useless.
April 27th, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Good for Morris.
April 27th, 2012 at 11:42 AM
Dez: You stupid mother fucker.
Mo: Your mother’s a whore
Dez: Silence
April 27th, 2012 at 11:43 AM
Cant wait for the first report of him wasting money and then claiming bankruptcy
April 27th, 2012 at 11:43 AM
Seems reasonable. More reasonable than the conclusions people tended to draw from the results.
April 27th, 2012 at 11:44 AM
No, but that quote sure as fuck does.
April 27th, 2012 at 11:44 AM
one of those silly little trivia facts that make zook look like a great recruiter and bad coach
illini have more first round picks the past two drafts than anyone
ANYONE
/may just be the Big Ten
April 27th, 2012 at 11:44 AM
Exactly.
April 27th, 2012 at 11:44 AM
And these are actually some of the more insightful words ever spoken.
April 27th, 2012 at 11:45 AM
No, but that quote sure as fuck does.
he’s got tag heuer on his mind now
April 27th, 2012 at 11:45 AM
That test don’t tell me who I am and what time of guy I am and what kind of ability I have.
If he used time I’m sticking with that being the true score.
April 27th, 2012 at 11:45 AM
I see what your saying, but “time” has got to be a typo.
April 27th, 2012 at 11:46 AM
*slow clap*
April 27th, 2012 at 11:47 AM
I would think a prospect’s football IQ would be vetted during the interview process.
At the end of the day, it doesn’t matter how stupid the test is (and it IS stupid). The test is part of the interview process to get a job in the NFL. It either speaks to extreme confidence or extreme arrogance that he blew it off. Maybe that confidence/arrogance is what you need as a corner….
April 27th, 2012 at 11:48 AM
Dude was taken 6th overall. So…it must not be that big of piece to the drafting puzzle.
April 27th, 2012 at 11:49 AM
awesome.
April 27th, 2012 at 11:49 AM
“I want to see that kid in the net who WOULDNT take the test.”
I fucking love Miracle.
April 27th, 2012 at 11:49 AM
Dude.
April 27th, 2012 at 11:49 AM
This makes me think Claiborne is an even bigger idiot. Every player must know what drills/tests they will have to take at the Combine so should be prepared for them.
April 27th, 2012 at 11:50 AM
no need to defend the guy jersey….all but sg are in support of what he’s saying
April 27th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
ok, not all
April 27th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
Sigh.
April 27th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
In this guy’s case, his talent far outstrips that test, I think.
As for the Cowboys never having spoken to him, I think I read that the Eagles never spoke to Brandon Graham before they drafted him. If you like the way a guy plays, maybe you don’t interview so as to not tip your hand to others that may want him?
April 27th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
That test cant drop me.
What a reasonable thing to say. “That inanimate piece of paper filled with questions that I don’t know the answer to can’t manifest itself into a fist and punch me!”
Deep stuff, Morris. Deep stuff.
April 27th, 2012 at 11:52 AM
So you did see a point in it?
/double negative
//has lead to proof positive
///Clue’d
April 27th, 2012 at 11:53 AM
What’s the difference between Claiborne not taking the Wonderlic seriously at the combine and Luck not throwing at the combine.
April 27th, 2012 at 11:54 AM
What’s the difference between Claiborne not taking the Wonderlic seriously at the combine and Luck not throwing at the combine.
Andrew Luck is white.
/went there
April 27th, 2012 at 11:54 AM
It’s disappointing when people that have tremendous talent don’t maximize it in everything they embark on.
April 27th, 2012 at 11:54 AM
doesn’t Mo you fucking idiottits
April 27th, 2012 at 11:54 AM
Herb Brooks. Legend.
April 27th, 2012 at 11:54 AM
Like I said in the roundup, I don’t fault his reasoning other than it’s a known entity that he has to take this test. It likely doesn’t mean a hill of beans relative to his ability to play.
I’m more at issue with his apparent stupidity and the fact that he someone stayed eligible while in college for 3 years. Even if you only finish 15 to 18 questions, you should get more than 4.
April 27th, 2012 at 11:55 AM
Hey man, this card fell out of your pocket.
April 27th, 2012 at 11:55 AM
someone = somehow
April 27th, 2012 at 11:55 AM
I thought Iowa had the claim to fame?
April 27th, 2012 at 11:55 AM
It’s disappointing when people that have tremendous talent don’t maximize it in everything they embark on.
This sounds vaguely sarcastic. But in case it’s not, I don’t think Morris’s talents lie in test taking or in other intellectual pursuits. Perhaps he’s a smart guy, but he’s doing his level best here to make people doubt it.
April 27th, 2012 at 11:55 AM
And I didn’t but a question mark at the end of my question. I am just FAIL all day today. I need another coffee. Hopefully there’s some cinnabon coffee creamer left.
April 27th, 2012 at 11:55 AM
What’s the difference between Claiborne not taking the Wonderlic seriously at the combine and Luck not throwing at the combine.
Luck had his own pro day where he did throw and Claiborne didn’t have his own test day.
April 27th, 2012 at 11:56 AM
When you’re being pedantic, you should proofread.
April 27th, 2012 at 11:56 AM
He’s still a fucking idiot
April 27th, 2012 at 11:57 AM
You having a stroke dude?
April 27th, 2012 at 11:57 AM
If he was allowed to hold his own test day could he also cater the conditions to suit him better like with the QBs? Like have the questions be about what the names of family members are and what his favorite cereal is
April 27th, 2012 at 11:57 AM
illini have more first round picks the past two drafts than anyone
I thought Iowa had the claim to fame?
how can we resolve this? anyone?
/spencer?
April 27th, 2012 at 11:57 AM
Obviously the NFL doesn’t give a shit what guys score on the Wonderlic so I understand the point he’s trying to make. Stupid and rich is a pretty great way to go through life, I guess. Until you get old or injured and lose all your money. Then it kinda sucks.
April 27th, 2012 at 11:57 AM
In a vacuum, him blowing it off could be a red flag type of thing, but his reasoning tells me he put the appropriate amount of thought into this decision. Good for him.
/Still like Gilmore more
April 27th, 2012 at 11:58 AM
Oh, shit, my bad. I would ask the same question of Killa Cam not throwing at the combine last year, too.
April 27th, 2012 at 11:58 AM
If he was allowed to hold his own test day could he also cater the conditions to suit him better like with the QBs? Like have the questions be about what the names of family members are and what his favorite cereal is
I would watch that if the test was administered orally with a professor.
/insert pun
April 27th, 2012 at 11:58 AM
Jersey must be contagious.
April 27th, 2012 at 11:58 AM
It’s disappointing when people that have tremendous talent don’t maximize it in everything they embark on.
wtf? his talent isn’t in speaking or education. it’s football. being the 6th pick is a good start to maximizing that talent
/i still am yawning over the bears pick
April 27th, 2012 at 11:58 AM
“i’m not in school anymore, I don’t see no point in an STD test. I didn’t complete it. That test can’t drop me.”
/Ron Mexico’d
April 27th, 2012 at 11:59 AM
So if at Luck’s pro day, he gets to throw to receivers he’s familiar with, Claiborne could use the test day to take tests he’s familiar with.
April 27th, 2012 at 11:59 AM
what his favorite cereal is
Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
April 27th, 2012 at 11:59 AM
Sounds like a smart guy.
April 27th, 2012 at 11:59 AM
someone stayed eligible while in college for 3 years.
that’s not his bidness
April 27th, 2012 at 11:59 AM
I love sports. Does anyone else?
April 27th, 2012 at 12:00 PM
Can you imagine the trash talk around Mo’s low Wonderlic and Bryant’s … issues?
Dez: You stupid mother fucker.
Mo: Your mother’s a whore
Dez: Silence
====
And a visiting Barry Switzer grinning from ear-to-ear rejoicing about the Cowboys chances to actually win a playoff game.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:00 PM
Most of Deion’s interviews were, well, par for his course…
I loved the Claiborne interview. That should be included in this story.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:00 PM
You having a stroke dude?
+1
/ironic i know
April 27th, 2012 at 12:00 PM
$2.50 yuenglings, a couple shots of patron and 2 local teams winning game 7s (including a double OT) seem to be taking their toll.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:01 PM
Alabama has had 8 1st rounders in the last 2 years.
Illini have had 4.
/End of discussion
April 27th, 2012 at 12:02 PM
/insert pun
into vug
April 27th, 2012 at 12:02 PM
i was amused by how much effort goodell put into hugging dudes he just met. he and rg3 will come out together
April 27th, 2012 at 12:02 PM
Did someone say stroke a dude?
/coop
April 27th, 2012 at 12:03 PM
The Wonderlic is pointless if taken more than once. Since these guys prep for it, the results are devauled.
That said, he sounds like an idiot but still should be a good CB.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:03 PM
Alabama has had 8 1st rounders in the last 2 years.
Illini have had 4.
/End of discussion
baylor has also had 4.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:05 PM
Oh, this was sooooo good. Best drinking game of the night was the bro hug over/under. Goodell sells the “I love you bro” hug with vigor and aplomb.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:05 PM
Alabama has had 8 1st rounders in the last 2 years.
Illini have had 4.
/End of discussion
that settles it. it was in the big ten
thanks wally (glares at everyone else)
April 27th, 2012 at 12:05 PM
That said, he sounds like an idiot but still should be a good CB.
So he should enjoy the next 5+ years of his life, but once his player career is over, it’s all downhill from there.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:06 PM
Who wants to watch him pee in cups?
April 27th, 2012 at 12:06 PM
player career? I must be afflicted by the same thing that is hitting Jersey so badly.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:06 PM
Coach Mike Woodson, Atlanta Hawks
Hey, can you send me your contact info to clesportsmedia at gmail.com
I kinda recall you having some design knowledge and I wanted to ask something.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:06 PM
yeah, but Bama is really good and the Illini suck.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:07 PM
Who wants to watch him pee in cups?
Me.
/coop
April 27th, 2012 at 12:08 PM
If they had a show about draftees and their money, it;d be awesome.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:08 PM
Beer before liquor, never been sicker.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:09 PM
I think Illini have had most in Big 10, not country.
If you’r a RB, CB, WR, Wonderlic means nothing. It’s not like Claiborne’s going to be making the calls on defense.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:09 PM
I have zero design knowledge. I’m sure you’re thinking of Rex Kramer. I’ll alert him.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:10 PM
If Luck had thrown at the combine, but did horribly and then admitted that he was just fucking around during his throwing session, I bet he would get as much flak as Claiborne is getting. That being said, who gives a shit about the Wonderlic?
April 27th, 2012 at 12:10 PM
you are overpaying for those yuengs.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:12 PM
2006 NC State had 3 first round draft picks after a 5 loss season. I think the coach lasted one more year.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:12 PM
None of these old sayings have any basis in truth you know. It’s all about total alcohol consumption. The theory is that if you change from one flavor base to another, the new taste causes you to drink more and faster.
/team bourbon
April 27th, 2012 at 12:12 PM
We is all be stoopid today.
Not when you apply the “STAAAALLLL!!! PATRON SHOTS!!!!!” appendage.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:12 PM
i was amused by how much effort goodell put into hugging dudes he just met
He was going bro-hug on those dudes. Far too old to be pulling that move off
April 27th, 2012 at 12:12 PM
If you’re a Rangers fan, I don’t think it’s allowed for you to celebrate the Devils advancing.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:13 PM
None of these old sayings have any basis in truth you know. It’s all about total alcohol consumption. The theory is that if you change from one flavor base to another, the new taste causes you to drink more and faster.
That’s an interesting theory. I believe it will require some research this weekend.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:13 PM
Like have the questions be about what the names of family members are and what his favorite cereal is
Antonio Cromartie would fail.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:13 PM
Maybe SNL can revive Celebrity Jeopardy. I would love to see Morris Claiborne versus Sean Connery and Turd Ferguson (it’s a funny name).
/Words that rhyme with ‘URPLE’
//An Album Cover
April 27th, 2012 at 12:14 PM
Not so much the tastes, but after a few beers you’re loosened up, and the straight liquor goes down dangerously fast.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:14 PM
you are overpaying for those yuengs.
Disagree. Not at a bar, man
April 27th, 2012 at 12:14 PM
Is there such a thing as a Devils fan?
/other than devang
Oh and good for Claiborne on speaking the truth.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:14 PM
moo
April 27th, 2012 at 12:15 PM
my favorite thing to do in college was buy my friends shots when they were 21, after they get the crazy mixed shots, i got them the cheapest, nastiest bourbon and just enjoy the face the made.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:15 PM
And definitely not in NY/NJ.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:15 PM
Sip that shit like an adult and you’ll be just fine.
/everything neat
//fuck your fruit
April 27th, 2012 at 12:15 PM
Judging by the Facebook pics of the Precious Moments collection cabinet in the foyer of his new house, I gotta agree.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:16 PM
It was kind of weird. The bar had nothing but Rangers and Devils fans in it, and we were all like… rooting for each other. I mean, there is bound to be some overlap at some point. In terms of sports fandom, shit got weird last night.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:16 PM
hello, friend.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:17 PM
my favorite thing to do in college was buy my friends shots when they were 21, after they get the crazy mixed shots, i got them the cheapest, nastiest bourbon and just enjoy the face the made.
Cement mixer shots were a staple of every 21st birthday party when I was in college. Every now and then there would be a poor, innocent soul who didn’t realize what happened when you took Bailey’s and lime juice together as a shot.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:17 PM
Line done been crossed!
April 27th, 2012 at 12:17 PM
I forgot to type in sarcasm font.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:18 PM
Flyers are going to destroy the Devils. Caps and Rangers should be a good series.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:18 PM
This is why George Foreman is a genius.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:18 PM
That fat ass Christie had no business being at a Rangers game if he’s the governor of New Jersey. He should root for the scum sucking Devils.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:18 PM
Drinking Made Easy went to a bar where they gave you a shot of tequila and mayo for your 21st…
April 27th, 2012 at 12:18 PM
good gawd who does this?
April 27th, 2012 at 12:19 PM
good gawd who does this?
People who don’t know what a cement mixer is.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:19 PM
I agree but who can keep track? How does on determine when the beer drinking ends the the liquor drinking begins if it’s a continuous loop?
April 27th, 2012 at 12:19 PM
Why gringos got to fuck up everything?
April 27th, 2012 at 12:19 PM
#notadenial
April 27th, 2012 at 12:19 PM
Porceline figurines in the foyer? So uncouth. Everyone knows those go in the living room.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:20 PM
Drinking Made Easy went to a bar where they gave you a shot of tequila and mayo for your 21st…
Interesting.
/dry heaves
April 27th, 2012 at 12:20 PM
He was going bro-hug on those dudes. Far too old to be pulling that move off
idk, it wasn;t the handshake and hug thing, it was a bear hug
/also team bourbon/ice
//old pogue is my current bottle
April 27th, 2012 at 12:20 PM
Americans and guns.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:21 PM
Your future King does as he likes.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:22 PM
The theory is that if you change from one flavor base to another, the new taste causes you to drink more and faster.
Not so much the tastes, but after a few beers you’re loosened up, and the straight liquor goes down dangerously fast.
i thought it was a sugar thang
April 27th, 2012 at 12:22 PM
im not going to lie…i hope this is everyone’s mental image of me.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:23 PM
Your future King does as he likes.
Finally, someone will get to use the ‘regicide’ option for Springfield Police Department’s automated phone service.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:23 PM
If you’re from South Jersey, you’re a Flyers fan, North Jersey, a Rangers fan, Central is a mix of both, and almost nobody is a Devils fan.
/Flyers sweep
//revenge for 2000
April 27th, 2012 at 12:24 PM
As long as Morris is smart about who handles his money and makes babies with him, the rest is trivia.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:25 PM
I’ve seen one episode. Interesting concept, but the hosts are bland as hell. And so are most of the guests.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:26 PM
Good ole’ 21st birthday cement mixer.
/throws up all over the place
April 27th, 2012 at 12:26 PM
my favorite thing to do in college was buy my friends shots when they were 21, after they get the crazy mixed shots, i got them the cheapest, nastiest bourbon and just enjoy the face the made.
if you like shock value…you buy them the cement mixer
lemon juice, bailey’s irish cream. get in mouth, shake it up like mouthwash. it tastes fine, but the elements turn into chunks as soon as you start churning. fucking gross
April 27th, 2012 at 12:26 PM
will try. thx
April 27th, 2012 at 12:27 PM
Those Devils jerseys will be nice keepsakes when that franchise eventually moves due to lack of interest.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:27 PM
The Thirsty Traveler is one of the most shows ever to air on Food Network, or Travel, or wherever it did. It was truly awful.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:27 PM
Funny, in my 8 years living in NJ, I’ve met just as many Devils fans as Rangers fans.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:27 PM
Ugh, those things are the worst.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:28 PM
if you like shock value…you buy them the cement mixer
Get caught up vez, it’s been covered.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:28 PM
I’d put all the Chinese things together, and the Greek on a separate shelf. I don’t think you should mix centuries.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:28 PM
just got to comment 97….high five ms
April 27th, 2012 at 12:28 PM
Aborted Fetus is another good 21st birfday shooter.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:29 PM
Aborted Fetus is another good 21st birfday shooter.
Baileys in vodka (or something clear) with a few drops of grenadine, right?
Those don’t taste bad, but they are awful to look at…as the name implies.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:29 PM
Cement mixer shots were a staple of every 21st birthday party when I was in college.
i never minded those. thought it was like a bunch of gummy bears in yo mouf.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:30 PM
3 Wisemen (pick your variation, doesn’t matter). Go big or go home.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:30 PM
It’s not if you puke from shots on 21st birthday party, it’s how you puke, recover, and get back in the game.
/now team begrudged sobriety
April 27th, 2012 at 12:30 PM
I don’t doubt there are some Devils fans, just not as many as Rangers fans in North Jersey. And if you are a Devils fan in South Jersey, I think you get disowned from your family.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:30 PM
Change the 9mm pistol to a marshmallow gun modified to shoot Titlists at 650mph and … yes.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:30 PM
i never minded those. thought it was like a bunch of gummy bears in yo mouf.
Except the gumminess doesn’t go away until you brush your teeth.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:30 PM
Do Yanks drink Prairie Fires?
April 27th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
Always thought it was strange how the Islanders won 4 Cups in the 80′s and Devils won 3 Cups in a 10 year span, and neither team could build up much fan interest. Meanwhile the Rangers have 1 cup in 70 years.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
Crush a few mind erasers or ground zeros, and you’ll be primed
April 27th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
Glenlivet or Glenfiddich, any kind of Glen, really, straight from the freezer and a RedBull chaser is all me and my bros need.
/Teague Egan’d
April 27th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
Do Yanks drink Prairie Fires?
Yes. Bourbon (or whiskey) and Tabasco, right? Or what do you crazy Canucks do?
April 27th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
You’re right, you do need to get back into the gym.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
Glenlivet or Glenfiddich, any kind of Glen, really, straight from the freezer and a RedBull chaser is all me and my bros need.
I’ve never actually seen someone do this. But if I ever do, I can’t be held responsible for my subsequent actions.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
Do Yanks drink Prairie Fires?
Personal favorite. But few people like these and it gets tired for the bulk of your crowd to do 1 shot and then you want another.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:33 PM
and an oz of peach schnapps.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:33 PM
Johnny Blue and Diet, on the rocks of course.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:33 PM
three olives tomato, room temp, as a shot, is so heinous. tastes and smells like rotten garbage juice.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:33 PM
Tequila and tabasco, no?
April 27th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
/Team puke at the bar on your 21st
April 27th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
I was talking online site design, not interior.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:35 PM
ok, great….shot of everclear
with a straw
April 27th, 2012 at 12:35 PM
Johnny Blue and Diet, on the rocks of course.
I did go to a Chivas Regal tasting once and people were pouring coke into their highball glasses. It caused me great anger.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:36 PM
what a waste…
/team neat, 3 fingers
April 27th, 2012 at 12:36 PM
for those who like bourbon- pritchards tennessee is about the best i have had. just got some, and couldnt drink it fast enough.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:36 PM
When asked to put his comments on paper, Claiborne sheepishly declined.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:37 PM
hulk… SMASH!!!!!!
April 27th, 2012 at 12:37 PM
/team neat, 3 fingers
the only way to drink scotch.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:37 PM
40 percent or higher and hot sauce. Usually tequila.
@scripty
Have a buddy who ended up loving them. It’s supposed to be painful you assholes.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:38 PM
We know, but that’s just not as funny. I sent you an email.
Please don’t share my real identity…
April 27th, 2012 at 12:38 PM
the only way to drink good scotch.
Aint nothing wrong with taking a cheap blend and tossing some ice and water in it for a refreshing drink in warm weather.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:38 PM
It’s not if you puke from shots on 21st birthday party, it’s how you puke, recover, and get back in the game.
i remember being so full from beer at 6pm that i could fit no more…made myself puke so i could keep drinking
April 27th, 2012 at 12:38 PM
/scribbles this down
//runs to liquor store
i’ve been a fan of Jefferson’s and Buffalo Trace lately. I like my bourbon with a hint of vanilla or caramel
April 27th, 2012 at 12:39 PM
Meanwhile on the internet…
/Washes down with desk temperature Forty Creek neat
April 27th, 2012 at 12:41 PM
true, johnnie red, dewars white, are best served with a copious amount of ice
April 27th, 2012 at 12:41 PM
Not far from Lynchburg, and two really nice golf courses… seems like a good weekend some time in the future.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:42 PM
Not a Rob Roy fan?
April 27th, 2012 at 12:44 PM
Aborted Fetus is another good 21st birfday shooter.
Baileys in vodka (or something clear) with a few drops of grenadine, right?
Those don’t taste bad, but they are awful to look at…as the name implies.
i knew this as bloody brains. you pour the grenadine down a stir straw into the shot. looks like a brain
April 27th, 2012 at 12:44 PM
40 percent or higher and hot sauce. Usually tequila.
My sister worked for an airline that flew to vacation locales, lots of trips to mexico (around 1994 ish). The flight crew never went through customs. She was always bringing back tons of tequila and other liquor. So Im leaving for my fist year of college, and she realizes she has way too many fifths of tequila she’d never get through and lets me take about 8 of them to school. This wasn’t top shelf stuff but we’d turn them into prarie fires and knock 1-2 down every night before leaving for a party or whatever.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:49 PM
I’ve gone threw a lot of brown liquor lately. Liked: Black Maple Hill, Willet, Anything from High West or Michters.
Didnt like: Rowans Creek, Noahs Mill. Probably my fault for buying shit that sounds like a CW show.
Went to a bar that had a huge selection and had some clear/white whiskey, tasted oddly like tequila.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:54 PM
Not a Rob Roy fan?
i am. roth was genius
April 27th, 2012 at 12:55 PM
My sister worked for an airline that flew to vacation locales, lots of trips to mexico (around 1994 ish). The flight crew never went through customs. She was always bringing back tons of tequila and other liquor. So Im leaving for my fist year of college, and she realizes she has way too many fifths of tequila she’d never get through and lets me take about 8 of them to school. This wasn’t top shelf stuff but we’d turn them into prarie fires and knock 1-2 down every night before leaving for a party or whatever.
mmm, mezcal. on a trip to oaxaca, bought some right from the maker, hand-painted bottle and all
smoky
April 27th, 2012 at 12:58 PM
Had a Gold Rush recently. Phenomenal drink.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:58 PM
Bourbon fans, do yourself a favor and find a bottle of Willett Rare Release (like this, not this). It’s an aged rye’d bourbon (totally different than the wheated Papy Van Winkle) that is amazing. It’s 6 years to 28 years old. Awesome.
So you know about my tastes, my $20 bourbon is Buffalo Trace, with Bulleit and Four Roses tie for a close second, next in line comes Four Roses Single Barrel (had some that tasted not unlike Captain Morgan, but due to charring, not corn syrup), with Woodford Reserve in that range. ^^^Willett is a treat.
April 27th, 2012 at 1:01 PM
/Penn State’d